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Kane & Lynch: Dead Men Review

Xbox 360 PC PlayStation 3 Review by Kristan Reed

23 November, 2007

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As much as the Hitman series has grown into one of the most interesting shooters around, IO Interactive is smart enough to know when Agent 47 needs to stroke his bar-coded bald bonce and take a few years off. We've been here before, of course. A year after Silent Assassin hit, the Danish developer released the sorely under-rated Freedom Fighters - a game, lest we forget, that Tom reckoned had "the best team-mate AI ever".

And now, having squeezed out a further two Hitman titles since, the Danish developer has revisited some of the squad-based mechanics of its EA-published title for its latest, Kane & Lynch: Dead Men.

As you'll have noticed from the striking artwork currently adorning billboards, the two disturbing looking men at the centre of the game aren't your regular action heroes here to save the day from terrorism plots, impending Armageddon, alien invasions or Jeremy Kyle - and thank the flaming lord for that. As someone who has fought in the trenches in the war against gaming cliché, IO deserves a big manly slap on the back for coming up with a game concept that's at least trying to do something different.

In this case, neither of these death row inmates are the sort you'd want to swap stories over a pint with. While yours would probably meander through thoughts on overpaid, demotivated footballers and wry observations on how your ex-girlfriend's new lover looks like a real-life version of Mr Burns, Adam 'Kane' Marcus' would silence the entire bar, Slaughtered Lamb-style. The death of 25 Venezuelan citizens notwithstanding, the fact that this flawed mercenary's two-year old son shot himself with Kane's casually discarded service gun didn't win him any popularity points with his estranged wife.

Model citizen

'Kane & Lynch: Dead Men' Screenshot 1

Havana laugh: one of the more challenging segments of the game.

And what of James Seth Lynch? Looking every bit as easy on the eye as Harold Shipman with an irony-free mullet, this 41-year-old medicated psychopath was even less popular with his wife, having murdered her and all. But far from being remorseful about his crimes, the schizophrenic Lynch is thoroughly matter-of-fact about the whole thing, claiming to not remember doing it, and represented himself in court as a perfect husband.

The game kicks off like a rugby team falling down a flight of stairs during an earthquake, with one of the most cinematically arresting introductions to a videogame ever attempted. The pair are sat in the back of a van in their orange boiler suits on the way to death row, when they're suddenly busted out. Turns out that Kane is a former member of ruthless mercenary gang The7, and made off with a big stash of diamonds when he mistakenly assumed the rest of the gang were dead. Well, they're very much alive (for now) and have gone to rather extreme lengths to track him down and get what they're owed. Even more extreme is the fact that the unhinged Lynch has been hired as Kane's minder to make sure he does what he's told, but as you soon find out, it's more like the other way around.

So, busted out of a van, you take control of the completely messed-up Kane, with blurred vision, a broken nose and a suspect ability to even walk properly. You stagger haplessly between cover points while determined cops do their best to halt this human heist, dart into warehouses, and quickly find yourself armed and fighting off a frenzied attempt to secure your re-capture. Needless to say, this being a videogame, you're remarkably resistant to flesh wounds, and stumble around quite competently, returning fire with improbable accuracy.

Getting away with it

'Kane & Lynch: Dead Men' Screenshot 2

Happy heisting: all good insurance salesmen are into it these days.

It's an all-action introduction to the wild world of Kane & Lynch and easily comparable with other recent cinematic spectaculars like Uncharted, BioShock and Call of Duty 4 for out-and-out technical impressiveness. The standards of the environments and character models are something to behold, with astonishing levels of detail and the kind of attention to detail that we could only dream of a few years ago. The expletive-strewn script, and the intensity of the violence leaves you in no doubt that the 18 rating is fully justified, and definitely not there for show. Some sections are as ugly and harrowing as the grittiest action movies, and it's a testament to the talent and vision at IO to try something so far removed from the sanitised, cop-out attempts at cinematic gaming. Whether it's your cup of Tetley is another matter entirely, but compare this to, say, The Getaway, and you can see just how far gaming narrative techniques and the quality of the presentation have progressed in that time. Perhaps a more fitting comparison in terms of its desperate 'crisis killing' theme is Max Payne, but whereas Remedy relied on cartoon strips, film noir voice-over stylings and bullet time, the most impressive thing about Kane & Lynch is its capacity to integrate 99 per cent of the narrative seamlessly into the gameplay. In that respect, it does that absolutely brilliantly.

I just wish I could be as unreservedly positive about the core gameplay.

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JediMasterMalik
23/11/07 @ 14:01
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I know it was a seven before looking at the score, or reading the review. I'm great I am.

And, apparently first.

/had to
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Ignatius_Cheese
23/11/07 @ 14:02
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Indeed! A Jedi, no doubts there!
Vice.Destroyer
23/11/07 @ 14:02
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If you're wondering whether to get the PS3 version or the 360 version, have a look at the opinion of this reasonably intelligent youtube commentator.

Please excuse the language, the fella gets quite emotional.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25LceCPO1ys

Remember, this is Living.

SeesThroughAll
23/11/07 @ 14:04
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Christ, I couldn't look at that for more than 10 seconds. I think his parents should have been sterilized by court order.
TheDudesRug
23/11/07 @ 14:04
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Is he foreign?
Psychotext
23/11/07 @ 14:05
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@Vice.Destroyer: O_o

Sony need to put him out of his misery as they really don't need him as a fanboy.
wayn3h^!
23/11/07 @ 14:06
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haha Vice. That's awesome.

gangstaaaa kid.
TriggerHippie
23/11/07 @ 14:07
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And they wonder why kids are going to school and shooting people. I want to know how they keep missing this guy.
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symbiote
23/11/07 @ 14:09
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Ugh! Those screens look proper 360: awash in bloom lighting and AA overkill. Yuk!
Xerx3s
23/11/07 @ 14:09
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Vice.Destroyer: That's old as the hills. There is a thread about this and the hilarious replies on the forum.
tinners
23/11/07 @ 14:17
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same score as AC???

wow!!!! how??? :(
siro
23/11/07 @ 14:21
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Graphics look convincing, despite the mirror-inverted writing on the billboard of the last screenshot.
krudster [mod]
23/11/07 @ 14:26
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The screenshots do an awful job of conveying how good this game looks, by the way.
Apologie
23/11/07 @ 14:27
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I will buy these game... looks very good.
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Bloodkult
23/11/07 @ 14:32
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I think I'll pick this up.
Looked right up my street from the vids on EG:TV.
asphaltcowboy
23/11/07 @ 14:34
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Loved Blood Money, but always thought this looked a little ropey. No sale for me. Hope they do a new Hitman game soon - will be fascinating to see what they do with it now that Assassin's has been released (which I happen to think is awesome).
beastmaster
23/11/07 @ 14:35
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D.O.A.
UncleLou
23/11/07 @ 14:36
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Ah, krudster, you're not making that easy! Sounds like I'd enormously enjoy many aspects, and get incredibly frustrated about others.

One for a budget release probably.
pigwhistler
23/11/07 @ 14:43
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Will there be a separate PC review of this - or can anyone give me some pointers on how well the controls work/whether there are checkpoints or proper saving? Also is the AI the usual console tripe (i.e. move in a diagonal line turn to face you shoot, turn to move to cover, move in a diagonal line, turn to shoot rubbish)?
krudster [mod]
23/11/07 @ 14:54
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Sorry, unlikely that we'll ever get time to look at a PC version, and, besides, they almost certainly won't send it to us.
groovychainsaw
23/11/07 @ 14:55
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So if you thought that gears of war had the worst control system of the last 10 years, how do you think you'd get on with this one? ;-)

To be fair, it was mostly movement that was cocked up for me in gow, the shooting was at least accurate.... I just can't see why Gears is held up as the paragon of third person shooting at the moment, as I couldn't play it at all. I want to be able to control a character, not have it make decisions independant of what I'm trying to make it do. It sounds like the auto-aim in this is making decisions about where you want to aim. Is there any way to turn the auto-aim off? Usually I find that makes the bullets hit the targets in a few games I've played.
krudster [mod]
23/11/07 @ 15:00
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It's more the easy way you can aim out of cover in Gears and Uncharted that makes this feel clumsy. The actual movement is standard third person fodder.
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23/11/07 @ 15:02
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7/10 eh? Not unexpected. As a Freedom Fighters and Hitman fanboy I expect to be a bit more forgiving of the flaws.
Hangman
23/11/07 @ 15:02
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very generous - the shooting in this is absolutely horrendous, the cover system is shoddy and flaky, the hit detection is all over the place and according the the 3rd level, the entire city only drives blue or green cars.

this game is dire, biggest dissapointment of the year by MILES. Freedom Fighters was 100x better than this cack. back to gamestation tomorrow, then.

also - good character models? sure, kane and lynch have, everyone elses is rubbish, specially the cops on the tunnel segment - same expression when they're alive, and after i've blasted them in the face with the shotgun.
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themerlin13
23/11/07 @ 15:06
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Some one send a hit squad to kill that prick on youtube!!!
yupyup
23/11/07 @ 15:08
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Really wanted this to be good, sounds ropey, but maybe forgivable. January sales methinks.
kissthestick
23/11/07 @ 15:10
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waiting for the demo before i buy
GM
23/11/07 @ 15:13
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Great art direction, an Academy award worthy script and cutscenes that would make Michael Mann jelous. This would be a great movie, but sadly it's only a mediocre game.
kangarootoo
23/11/07 @ 15:30
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That youtube chap is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Extraordinarily annoying (I couldn't get through the whole thing unless I backgrounded the window and read another page at the same time), but funny for several reasons.

1. He probably thinks that voice he is putting on actually sounds cool. Now that is the truest piece of irony on the web right now. At first I thought it HAD to be sarcasm (HAD TO BE), but I think he is actually just dense.

2. He mixes an apparent gangsta stance with some pretty geeky game related comment on FF7. Again irony mixed with gold(y).

3. He seems to suggest that the Wii is a poor games system with no good games... except that if they had a game that simulated pushing a sex aid up his bum... then it would be ok and he would probably buy that one.


Either he is a comedy genius in the vein of Chris Morris, or a deluded dullard. Comedy geniuses tend to be pretty thin on the ground, so I'll bet on the latter.
ZuluHero
23/11/07 @ 15:32
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Sorry, unlikely that we'll ever get time to look at a PC version, and, besides, they almost certainly won't send it to us.

Well, not now they won't. It must be really hard to be a reviewer nowadays. I kinda feel sorry for you guys in some ways, it must feel like you are constantly caught between a rock and a hard place. With a loyal reader-base to please and the constant pressure (and no doubt threats) from publishers.
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The Bodybuilder
23/11/07 @ 15:34
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Vice, that's one of the best vids I've seen.

"n!ggr, n!ggr da ps1's got finl fantsy sevn".

And those arent' spelling errors, it's how he talks.
The Bodybuilder
23/11/07 @ 15:36
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"360? who da f**k do they think they are? The think they're smart-n-sh*t? we aint doin geometry, we tryin play sum gaaaaames".

"true games have some fiddy cent in da background, sum fat joe, sum BALLING, not sum this mad world sh*t".
LOL.
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Miths
23/11/07 @ 15:40
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"Christ, I couldn't look at that for more than 10 seconds. I think his parents should have been sterilized by court order."

I'm rather proud of myself - I managed 35 seconds. Barely.
That was just pure torture.
HarryB
23/11/07 @ 15:54
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you die too often for bad game design, thats my only problem with the game... it IS fun and short but I was happy at the end of it.
Vice.Destroyer
23/11/07 @ 15:57
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@kangarootoo

I had to watch it again, just from the perspective of that fella not being a complete and utter prick. And if it was a riff on insane fanboys, it would be embarrassingly accurate. But he is quite simply an idiot. (Or maybe, just far too good at playing a caricature. So convincing a caricature that even our own dear fanboys think that he is over the top)

Somehow, this vid just gets funnier with every viewing. "Look at my hair. Black. Slick. Like the PStriple. I used to have blond hair. But I dyed it black"

"You know how many girls I get with the PStriple?"

apologies to xerxes - I had never seen the video up until today, but I suppose with 700,000+ viewings, somebody on Eurogamer had to have seen it.
Tejstar
23/11/07 @ 15:57
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Does anyone have subtitles for that vid, I have no idea what he's saying!
Abscido
23/11/07 @ 16:04
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Chad Warden is definitely being ironic, but he does it so well that the only way for him to prove it would be to do a vid speaking normally. Which I assume he hasn't and hope he doesn't, to preserve the joke.

In saying that, even as I type this I can't be too sure. :-p
thepiedpiper
23/11/07 @ 16:08
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although that controller does look like dildo....
Moonprince
23/11/07 @ 16:09
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"Shhhit, troo games have fffity cence playing in the background..."

Haha, great stuff.
stoopidgreg
23/11/07 @ 16:11
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"or just order them to generically follow you around"

how do you generically follow someone :)
TriggerHippie
23/11/07 @ 16:17
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I'd like to give him an ironic introduction to a piece of 2 by 4.
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Rodney
23/11/07 @ 16:23
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kangarootoo
23/11/07 @ 16:25
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@stoopidgreg

"how do you generically follow someone"

I really wanted to be able to do a funny walk in response to that, whilst saying "like this". Stoopid text limitations.
kangarootoo
23/11/07 @ 16:33
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Now that link is pretty good. That kid has a bright future ahead of him :)
kangarootoo
23/11/07 @ 16:35
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Though he goes on a bit.
zuljin
23/11/07 @ 16:41
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Well if we are going to post random vids, you guys should really see the wise musings of this Unreal Tournament addict:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA
squarejawhero
23/11/07 @ 16:59
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YOU

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tobsen
23/11/07 @ 18:00
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I think I will pick up this game just for the cast and story. Any word on how the PS3 version is holding up quality- and performance-wise?
SeesThroughAll
23/11/07 @ 18:02
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Best YouTube mockery ever by Seth Green.

But nothing is as funny as the original.
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captainrentboy
23/11/07 @ 19:37
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Now I know questioning EG's reviews is the in thing as of late, but bloody hell!!! A 7/10 for this???
I've been playing K&L for a few hours in work, and it's one of the buggiest releases I've played in a good while, all faults have pretty much been explained by a poster before me. Also, I'm not sure why Kristan keeps going on about the graphics? I thought they were terrible, most of the time looking like a well programmed PS2 title, but not at all next gen in any way, infact Hitman Blood Money was far more impressive looking :/
Unless of course it all gets a bit better looking along the way, but the first few chapters have been really bland looking,(Especially the initial shoot out in the carpark) there just seems to be no texture detail to anything.
I actually thought the entire first page of this review was taking the piss, and he was really going to lay into it on the second, but nooo.
Strange review, but hey, personal opinion and all that.
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