It's a Bank Holiday in the UK on Monday, which means technically we're all supposed to have the day off. There was a real danger of having to go outside if that happened, though, so we've found some things we can put on the website instead.
What are they? Well, that would be telling, but they are things you will want to read, if not enter. Aaah. The big one is at 2pm BST on Monday, which sounds an awful lot like an embargo expiration date, doesn't it? How mysterious!
So stick around, and if you can't be bothered then join us again on Tuesday instead when normal service will resume with a big bang.