We Dare Review

By Ellie Gibson Published 8 April, 2011

SwingStar.

Version tested: Wii

The problem with trying to outlaw something is you just end up increasing demand. Ask D. H. Lawrence, the author of Spycatcher or anyone who's ever tried to ban Judy Blume's Forever from a girls' comprehensive.

You also end up giving the thing an air of saucy mysteriousness it almost certainly doesn't deserve. Spycatcher is basically about working in the civil service. Forever is about a boy who calls his penis Ralph. Lady Chatterley's Lover is all billowing flanks and primordial tenderness, which is nothing compared to what you can watch women doing with lengths of rubber tubing on the internet these days.

Which brings us to We Dare, the Wii party game Ubisoft thinks is too sexy for the UK. They blamed the decision on our reaction to that advert - you know, the one where chiselled male models spank hot women in tweed skirts and they all laugh like they aren't crying inside because they know the next rung on the ladder is porn.

The good news - or more accurately, for reasons which shall become apparent, the news - is that We Dare is available in the rest of Europe. You can have it delivered from France direct to your door for less than the price of a fun 20 minutes in the Quartier Pigalle.

Eurogamer purchased a copy from Amazon.fr after Ubi mysteriously declined to send us a promo. There is one user review on the retailer's listings page for We Dare, or Petits Flirts Entre Amis as it's titled round those parts.

I don't understand much French, having spent most of my time at school reading Judy Blume's Forever. But I suspect this excerpt probably sums it up: "De plus, la maniabilité est exécrable."

For oui, mon petite coquilles Saint-Jacques, it turns out We Dare does not in fact offer a series of spectacularly enjoyable and arousing experiences which will leave you and your attractive friends rolling half-naked in the aisles.

Warning: you cannot unsee this.

Incroyable as this may sound, it's just another rubbishy collection of simplistic mini-games. None of them will keep you entertained for more than 48 seconds and all of them are about as erotically charged as an afternoon spent reading out random item numbers from the Argos catalogue.

Perhaps Ubisoft's first mistake (or rather, second, after thinking it's ever a good idea to mix sex and video games) was hiring a crap copywriter. (Although our copy of We Dare came in a French box, the in-game text is presented in English - in fact that's the default setting.)

The mini-games are divided into five ridiculous categories - Enchanting, Persuasive, Naughty, Adventurous and Brainy. Because who hasn't sat around with their friends going, "You know what? I really feel like playing one of those persuasive video games today."

The names and descriptions of the mini-games are similarly laughable. They're called things like Love Storm, Bar Dancing and Like in a Movie. In the Moonlight is explained thus: "When your heart's on fire the smoke's bound to go somewhere, and elegance is the best response." What?

"Follow the mood of this sweet autumn and feel free to move," reads the description for Turn a New Leaf. A more accurate summary would be, "Perform ludicrous dance moves to the beat of some terrible music against a backdrop of some orange trees."

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Female avatar types to choose from include Femme Fatale, Domestic Type and Girl Next Door. Why not just Whore or Virgin?

Turn a New Leaf is supposed to be Enchanting, but it reappears in various guises within the other categories. We Dare commits the cardinal but not uncommon sin of pretending to offer dozens of mini-games, when it actually offers about five mini-games wearing slightly different hats.

None of the variations of this particular mini-game are any more fun than the others. There is a certain number of times you can pretend playing an invisible violin and steering an imaginary car is amusing, and that number is one. Being asked to do these things while your avatar stands on a poorly rendered beach instead of in front of some orange trees does not help.

We Dare features several other slightly different but equally pathetic excuses for dancing games. Some of these see you copying avatars as they gyrate around in fantasy settings, such as Parisian rooftops and the theatre at the end of Dirty Dancing, while you listen to appalling cover versions of tracks like I'm Too Sexy and Time of My Life.

Others present a scrolling series of silhouettes you must copy as your avatar dances on some kind of disco catwalk. The appalling cover versions in this set of mini-games vary but the setting never does. Plus they make you endlessly perform the same rubbishy dance moves, just arranged in slightly different orders.

In terms of sophistication, complexity and technical achievement, the dancing games in We Dare are to Just Dance what Matt Cardle's autobiography is to Finnegan's Wake. It's therefore something of a shame that they make up about 75 per cent of what's on the disc.

You could always take an enjoyable break with one of the Brainy games, if your idea of enjoyable is playing a poor quality and mildly offensive rip-off of the original Buzz! title for PS2.

The Battle of the Sexes quiz is just as fresh and forward-thinking as it sounds. Men are given blue questions about Formula One and snooker, while women get pink questions about Jane Austen books and housework ("What is the most common component of dust?").

There are some other quizzes about movies and things, but these are no more entertaining unless you're the kind of person who is intellectually stimulated by being asked who the main character in Sex and the City is or what Twilight's about.

So what of the other games? The funny, sexy ones with the chin rubbing and the spanking and the stripping, as featured in the famous advert? Well, YOU WILL BE AMAZED TO HEAR NO I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT EITHER TRULY THIS IS AN HISTORIC DAY, they are rubbish.

The chin rubbing one is called The Big Apple. Two people hold a remote between their faces and try to simultaneously press the A and B buttons three times. I suppose it's got the potential to be sexy if the players really fancy each other and have been drinking pints of sherry for 17 hours. But generally it's weird, difficult and deeply unerotic, much like trying to have actual sex after drinking pints of sherry for 17 hours.

The spanking game is called Never Let Me Down. One player lies across the other's lap with the remote tucked in their waistband. The seated player is supposed to tilt their partner's body to direct his or her avatar through a series of floating rings. Because that's what's wrong with PilotWings, the control system makes far too much sense.

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The avatars are rather appealing and there's a good range of customisation options. Shame about everything else in the game.

The seated player can spank their partner - or rather, hit the A button on the controller - to make the avatar do a spin in mid-air. This does not appear to affect the final score and is entirely optional. It's not even mentioned in the in-game instructions. And it's about as hilarious and sexually stimulating as you would expect hitting a small white plastic object wedged into the small of someone's back to be.

To play the stripping game, which is titled Who Dares Wins, you need a Wii balance board. Each player steps on the board and is secretly weighed. The game then tells you to remove some items of clothing (without specifying which ones) in a bid to make yourself lighter. You are then weighed again and the winner (i.e. whoever is now lightest) is revealed.

Yes, it has come to this. Following decades of technical innovation and creative exploration in the field of video games, we find the pinnacle of digital entertainment is stepping on a pair of glorified bathroom scales and taking your jumper off. Well done everyone.

So. We Dare does not live up to the promise of sexy adult funtime made by the advert or the box cover or the tagline ("Ce qui se passe dans le jeu reste dans le jeu!" If only). It's not hard to see what PEGI's problem was. But it is hard to see who this game was ever aimed at. The mini-games are far too simplistic, childish and repetitive to entertain grown-ups, even spectacularly smashed ones. And it's not suitable for kids, judging by the 12 rating and the "Accord parental souhaitable" sticker on the box.

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Sometimes We Dare randomly changes the gender of your avatar for a round. Why? No one knows.

As it turns out, the most risque elements of We Dare are the sexy facts which appear on the loading screens. Many of these are cliched ("Oysters are natural aphrodisiacs") while others are just odd ("Feminists are more likely than other women to be in a romantic relationship").

The game could have done without them. The time spent waiting to play a terrible mini-game doesn't pass any faster when you're being told that orgasms release endorphins, or that vibrators were invented in the 19th century as a cure for female hysteria.

None of the actual games seem sexual in tone or unsuitable for children, but I'm not so sure about those loading screens. I doubt I'd be overjoyed if my six year-old came running from a Wii gaming session to ask what an orgasm is ("No idea, ask your father" etc.).

So We Dare isn't an ideal children's party game. Nor is it funny, erotic or challenging enough to entertain adults. It's yet another poor quality collection of low-rent mini-games, most of which are badly executed rip-offs of ancient ideas. It's the least sexy and most pointless thing to come into existence since the Femidom.

Perhaps we should count ourselves lucky this game isn't on our shop shelves. We Dare isn't too sexy, just too... Exécrable.

3 / 10

We Dare is available now for the Wii on mainland Europe only. Thanks to Eurogamer reader Scimac for the excellent tagline.

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About Ellie Gibson

Since joining Eurogamer in the mid 2000s, Ellie has written about subjects as diverse as the fall of Gizmondo, the rise of Hollyoaks actresses in Red Alert games and the noise a bear makes under NSFW circumstances.

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  • super_monty #1 1 year ago

    looked shit from the off

  • rotmm #2 1 year ago

    Great review. The game was always going to be pants, but it's almost as though the development of thegame was funded specifically to allow Ellie to review it.

  • coldfoot #3 1 year ago

    Surely the PS3 version is better with extra "sexy" remote controllers?

  • Xabarin #4 1 year ago

    This game looks like a libido killer.

  • peteb #5 1 year ago

    Fantastic review as ever :)

  • karooo #6 1 year ago

    ughh Ubi

  • Stuz359 #7 1 year ago

    Sacre Bleu!

  • Theoban #8 1 year ago

    I'm buying twelve copies and sending them to everyone I know

  • winter #9 1 year ago

    lovely... the smell of sweaty bum crack all over your wiimote.

    class. not.

  • Pinky_Floyd #10 1 year ago

    Sitting on a bus on my way to Belfast for work and reading a review like this is just the ticket to brighten up my day. I don't even have a wii but I read every word and chuckled away as I did so.

    'Ask your Father' indeed! :)

  • RodHull #11 1 year ago

    Entertaining review, but Ellie doesn't mention who she was playing it with. Perhaps the score would be higher if she rated her fellow journalists higher on Hot or Not.

  • krudster #12 1 year ago

    So you liked it, yeah?

  • captain_Carl #13 1 year ago

    I feel ill, but this review really brightened me up :D Great job Ellie!

  • M_of_the_sys #14 1 year ago

    /cancels preorder

  • Tonasaurus #15 1 year ago

    Will get this at Christmas for some fun after dinner games with my grandparents.

  • spekkeh #16 1 year ago

    ask what an orgasm is ("No idea, ask your father" etc.)

    oh snap!

  • hippyjump #17 1 year ago

    pre-ordered.

  • evild_edd #18 1 year ago

    Genius review. Had me chuckling over my breakfast. It's a shame the game scored so highly (relatively), as just for a moment there, I was beginning to wonder whether it'd fall in the the 'so bad it's good' category...

  • evild_edd #19 1 year ago

    Oh, and with regards the question "What is the most common component of dust?"

    Nintendo hardware? I can only assume that to be the case as my Wii seems to be covered in the stuff.....

    Sorry Nintendo fanboys, couldn't resist! ;0)

  • PAG72 #20 1 year ago

    The Femidom reference made me chuckle, particularly coming from a female :)

  • mrpon #21 1 year ago

    Who spanked Ellie ass then? And did they enjoy it?

  • frunk #22 1 year ago

    That video on the first page is pure genius... probably the funniest thing I have ever seen on EG.

    SO SO TRUE in every aspect!

    And no folks... it is not "just the trailer"... like I thought it would be.

  • sirtacos #23 1 year ago

    Very funny (and well-written) review. Well done Ellie; it was good for a laugh.

  • waggy79 #24 1 year ago

    Why are reviews for shit games always more fun to read than good ones? Top marks ellie.

  • Tomo #25 1 year ago

    3/10?! Three?! Not to squabble over review scores, but what the hell was even remotely redeeming about this game apart from a few facts during loading screens?

    The thing I'm now most puzzled by is the marketing behind the game. It sounds like there's loads of general, generic minigames and then about 3 which visually look like everything else, but then the devs had a bit of a giggle and thought: people look stupid playing the Wii, let's see how really fucking stupid we can make them look, hence the spanking... during a castle game?! The marketing department played it for about two seconds and then thought... that looks like spanking! SEX! EROTICA! SELL SELL SELL! The resultant product therefore reflects a lightweight smutty game when in fact its just Wii Minigames 156

  • Redeye #26 1 year ago

    I think you can pretty much distill the essence of this 'product' into one sentence:

    "If you're demented enough to pay good money for this, you get everything you deserve."

  • Fab4 #27 1 year ago

    Seeing as Sex Education isn't working, with respect to teenage pregnancies, maybe they could use this game at the centre of a Sex Misinformation school campaign.

  • CaptainQuint #28 1 year ago

    Brilliant review, best in MONTHS!

    This game is bound to be more offensively BAD than any number of arse slapping moments might be in Duke Nukem...

    Nice line about the child asking their dad what an orgasm is, too. Lol

  • DanWhitehead #29 1 year ago

    "What is the most common component of dust?"

    A: Particles of human dignity

  • JDub #30 1 year ago

    LOL for the video...! :)

  • Mister-Wario #31 1 year ago

    "Because that's what's wrong with PilotWings, the control system makes far too much sense".

    Actually...is there a Pilotwings title, i.e. on VC. that you can control with just a Wiimote?

  • jonsaan #32 1 year ago

    Oh dear. I don't get games like this. Why not just have shove the wiimote up your arse/ flange mini games? Go the whole hog. Arse to mouth your wiimote with the person on your left then play cream the wiimote. Use your wiimote as a double ended dildo with the person to your right. Please ensure your wiimote sheath is on for this game at all times.

  • PlugMonkey #33 1 year ago

    I'd assumed that PEGI had banned the game due to the commonly held knowledge that spanking leads directly to domestic abuse..

  • Cronan #34 1 year ago

    @jonsaan Remind me never to come over to your house for a gaming night

  • Stickman #35 1 year ago

    Think I'll just stick to Lambrini laced with rohypnol.

  • ZizouFC #36 1 year ago

    Was hoping for EG's first (?) 0/10.

  • CaptainQuint #37 1 year ago

    Yeah, whilst the review itself was excellent, the review SCORES here are completely borked.

  • PaletteSwap #38 1 year ago

    Excellent review, probably more enjoyable than the game itself!
    I'd really like to see the inner workings of the publisher, how they decide to greenlight that kind of shit projects.

  • 3william56 #39 1 year ago

    Didn't see that.. coming.

  • DiamondIce #40 1 year ago

    "The Battle of the Sexes quiz is just as fresh and forward-thinking as it sounds. Men are given blue questions about Formula One and snooker, while women get pink questions about Jane Austen books and housework ("What is the most common component of dust?";)."

    It makes me weep and die a little inside to think the earth's resources are being depleted on a game like this.

  • local_celebrity #41 1 year ago

    Game looks as sexy as a smear test.

  • addugg #42 1 year ago

    I love you Ellie!

    Your reviews are always fantastic, this review is right up there with the crappy fighting game on Kinect.

    Great work!

  • Olemak #43 1 year ago

    "The spanking game is called Never Let Me Down"

    Does it have the depeche mode song playing in the back-ground? That would be a pretty redeeming feature...

    Ubisoft is probably just experimenting here, to see if a game - any game - would sell better based on sexy packaging alone. If this sells reasonably well, expect more of the same ilk. Like naked, co-op ass creed with seduction missions. Or strip strip revolution.

    They're just testing the waters. It it hot, retail-wise, or not? Charts will tell.

  • gjgjg #44 1 year ago

    so.... 1/3 as good as COD Blops? Hehe

    Seriously though, it did read like a 1/10.
    Edited by gjgjg at 08/04/11 @ 14:18

  • geeza2020 #45 1 year ago

    3 is not a third of 8 though....

  • LazyDan #46 1 year ago

    The game even getting a 3/10 reminds me of that Simpson's episode where the happy guy gets taunted and abused in Springfield and then gives the town his LOWEST RATING EVER... of 6/10. Be braver about using the whole spectrum of 0-10 EG!

  • kangarootoo #47 1 year ago

    How many articles have we seen about this utterly terrible game?

  • M_of_the_sys #48 1 year ago

    What more does this game need for that extra point to be as good as Mafia 2?

  • Murbal #49 1 year ago

    Review reads like a 69.

  • Trent_Steel #50 1 year ago

    That video is comic genius! Eurogamer's finest hour.

  • oupe #51 1 year ago

    It will sell shitloads to the idiots.

  • vaporeonzzz #52 1 year ago

    Whoever reviewed that did a pretty good job

  • O11Y #53 1 year ago

    Great review. I can see this game joining Reef, Red Bull, and Lambrini as an obnoxious teenage party favorite.

  • PlugMonkey #54 1 year ago

    The video is, indeed, genius.

  • The-Bodybuilder #55 1 year ago

    When a sexy girl,
    Is getting spanked,
    Who you gonna call?

    ROB FAHEY.

  • persus-9 #56 1 year ago

    I think anyone who buys this deserves what they get. I just feel sorry for the folks at Ubisoft Milan who had to make this. I mean nobody goes into games development for the money or the good hours and it must be a soul destroying moment when you realise your job is not to develop something special or fun or even just another average game, oh no, your job is to make "We Dare". Poor bastards.
    Edited by persus-9 at 08/04/11 @ 10:44

  • Beano #57 1 year ago

    Great video - made me laugh out loud :D

  • asphaltcowboy #58 1 year ago

    Eg still scared to use the 1 and 2 parts of the scoring scale?

  • Bigglesworth #59 1 year ago

    ac has a point, what must a game do to get score a 2? Fail to load? Presumably a 1/10 title melts down your console, and a 0/10 takes out your whole house with it.

  • telboy007 #60 1 year ago

    Zut alors, mon amies.

  • mcbain23 #61 1 year ago

    gibson_review_topskillz++

  • bobshirunkel #62 1 year ago

    Bonnet de douche, words fail me. Great review though.

  • Eisenstein #63 1 year ago

    Eg still scared to use the 1 and 2 parts of the scoring scale?

    Hm? There are quite a few games that scored 1 and 2. Haven't seen a 0 though.

  • disappointed #64 1 year ago

    I can't shake the feeling that this game was designed for the sole purpose of cashing in on months of careful grooming.

  • local_celebrity #65 1 year ago

    The blurb for this game is fucking horrific. It reads like a Pontin's brochure.

    "We Dare is a sexy, quirky, party game that offers a large variety of hilarious, innovative and physical, sometimes kinky, challenges. The more friends you invite to party, the spicier the play!

    Provocative Controls

    Use your controller in the most unexpected ways, as you’ve never imagined before... wave it around to the beat of your favourite tunes, old and new... sometimes co-operative hugging helps, and it certainly doesn’t hurt. Enjoy the unique game play designed for the use of the Wii-mote or the Move controller exclusively made for We Dare. And there’s more! You can also use your Wii Balance Board for additional game play based on pure mass... are you the lightest one in the group? Perhaps shedding some clothes will even the playing field... it’ll definitely make the party more interesting!

    A Customized and Enticing Experience

    Create and customize your own cheeky avatar, from head to toe. Personalize him or her to fit your taste, to match your likeness or be the person you’ve always thought you could be. Are you a Femme Fatale? A Jock? The Girl Next Door? Create the game to your liking. Choose the length of play and the size of your group... in this game, size does matter... the bigger the group, the better the fun, and anything goes! Get up-close and personal with your friends with this wide variety of naughty and silly challenges. Use your smarts... or just pure luck if you have to... to answer pop-trivia questions and ultimately out-perform your playmates while proving you’re flexible, uninhibited and adventurous. This is an invitation to let yourself go, because life is short and what happens in this game... stays in the game!"

  • Freek #66 1 year ago

    That's what you get for making Wii Dance a mega succes. Ubi now thinks it can just flog any old mini games collection and people will use their imagination to compensate for the lack of quality.

  • carlosdfn #67 1 year ago

    Oh man the video is hilarious.

  • TonyHarrison #68 1 year ago

    I'm shocked, I had this as a nailed on 9/10.

    I thought that once again Ubisoft had reached the pinnacle of video game development as they did previously with their spectacular Imagine: Babies...

  • Zebula77 #69 1 year ago

    Heheh, this has never been on my "must-try" list, and it never will be, but damn - that was a funny and well-written review. I enjoyed it quite a bit. Game - 3/10, Review - 9/10.

  • makeamazing #70 1 year ago

    So this is 1 point lower than Mafia../me points to the obvious scoring issues :)

    But i have no doubt without even playing the game this is a rubbish game and no wonder they didnt release it in the uk. Wonder how it will sell.

  • darc #71 1 year ago

    "Was hoping for EG's first (?) 0/10."

    Agreed, and FULLY EXPECTED a 1/10. If this isn't a 1 in every conceivable way, then what on earth will it take?? Software that turns your Wii into a significant fire hazard? (LOL just realized how fitting the double entendre in light of their advertising... should have used "PS3" in that sentence.)

    Seriously, how did you arrive at 3 points for this?????????????? No way the avatars (only positive cited) are THAT well designed. I can see the screen caps for myself.
    Edited by darc at 08/04/11 @ 14:28

  • darc #72 1 year ago

    P.S. No one would mind if you change the score after the fact. Except maybe Ubi, and I have about as much sympathy for them as for EA lately.

  • beastmaster #73 1 year ago

    Reading the game blurb posted above is genuinely quite horrific & depressing.

    Great review too. Looks as though Ellie really did give the game far too much time & effort than it deserved.

  • persus-9 #74 1 year ago

    I think this is pretty much the gold standard for a 1/10: [link url=http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/video/6086530/big-rigs-over-the-road-racing-video-review
    ]http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigri...[/link]

    It doesn't sound like anything about We Dare was anywhere near that broken. Actually it doesn't sound like We Dare is technically broken at all except for the avatars sometimes randomly changing gender and Ellie even praised the avatar designs and customisation options in one of the picture captions on the second page. It sounds like a 3/10 to me.


  • asphaltcowboy #75 1 year ago

    "Hm? There are quite a few games that scored 1 and 2. Haven't seen a 0 though."

    Hardly any... certainly none that I can recall off the top of my head. The point is though: where in this abortion of a product is the redeeming features that warrant giving it a 3?

  • mentalabhoration #76 1 year ago

    Thanks for the tip Ellie may pick myself up a copy of Judy Blumes' Forever

  • spekkeh #77 1 year ago

    ...so better than Darkfall?

  • Boomerang #78 1 year ago

    The EG video is better than the game! Good effort folks!

  • DrStrangelove #79 1 year ago

    lol @video at about 1:25. Johnny looks really uncomfortable. Brilliant.

  • Bluetooth #80 1 year ago

    This could have been a 5/10 if they had cameos from their other franchises.

    Ezio could be the boss character - beat the Italian Stallion
    Rayman - erm...
    Rabbid Rabbits - obvious reasons.

  • DrStrangelove #81 1 year ago

    BTW, don't be surprised to have an English game in a French box. Current-gen console games are multilingual and the same discs are sold in different countries. Your console's region/language preferences decide what language you will be playing. I have my PS3 set to English, and I can play all my German games in English, except for Burnout Paradise, which seems to be German and French only.

  • DrStrangelove #82 1 year ago

    Moreover, I'm still shocked that this game isn't available in the UK. The eggshell/puritan/PC nazis seem to be alarmingly powerful on the isles. They are trying to finish what we failed at 70 years ago. You should defend yourselves before it's too late. If they win, Hitler wins.
    Edited by DrStrangelove at 08/04/11 @ 21:17

  • Rob_B #83 1 year ago

    I'm not sure what was better, the wiimote in the stretch-band on a pair of maternity jeans or the toilet roll sitting on the table, did you perhaps think things were going to get 'duuurty' ?

  • Bobby_P #84 1 year ago

    Having sex after drinking pints of sherry for 17 hours is the only viable way to have sex.

  • riceNpea #85 1 year ago

    BEST.VIDEO.EVER.

    so funny!

  • IneptPercy #86 1 year ago

    Excellent work on the video!

    Got me all hot...

  • SG #87 1 year ago

    Wow, I expected it to be bad - I didn't expect it to be that bad!

  • Arwin #88 1 year ago

    "after thinking it's ever a good idea to mix sex and video games"

    Everything in the review makes sense to me but this line. Couldn't disagree more - we need more sex, and less violence.

    I saw this in the store for PS3 over a month ago already. Somehow I would have liked the PS3 review better - the Move controller looks more appropriate for it, and the PS3 has incredibly few mini-game collections. ;)

    EDIT: oh and yes, awesome video
    Edited by Arwin at 09/04/11 @ 08:15

  • SG #89 1 year ago

    For those asking about bog-roll on the table, have you never eaten greasy finger-food that means you need to wipe your hands afterwards, but you've run out of kitchen roll?

  • FogHeart #90 1 year ago

    The only 1/10 EG review I know of is <a href="http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/wii-christmas-roundup-review?page=2">here.</a href>

    Should give an idea of what the, er, redeeming features of We Dare are.

  • dwalker109 #91 1 year ago

    Superb review, as ever :)

  • DrMGinius #92 1 year ago

    I'm glad. Maybe this way nobody will ever try anything like this again. Ever. Please.

  • doctorgonzo #93 1 year ago

    I'm so glad this came out before Ellie goes on maternity leave. Although, given the naff-beyond-parody subject matter, I think her review is actually relatively restrained.

  • GlasWolf #94 1 year ago

    Brilliant video, especially "am I winning?".

  • seeyoshirun #95 1 year ago

    The idea that a game like this would serve as some sort of aphrodisiac is laughable. I can picture it helping a few people sleep alone, though.