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FeatureBastard of the Old Republic

From the archive: John Walker's own personal Star Wars trilogy.

Picross E Review

Pixel (nearly) perfect.

FeatureRetrospective: Daemon Summoner

Sometimes the dead should stay dead.

FeatureRetrospective: Escape From Monkey Island

"I've got hands to kiss, and babies to shake."

FeatureRetrospective: Driv3r

As brilliant as it was literate.

FeatureRetrospective: Marble Madness

The six levels of Hell.

FeatureRetrospective: Jak & Daxter: The Precursor Legacy

The one that isn't Ratchet & Clank.

Edna & Harvey: The Breakout

Out of its mind.

FeatureRetrospective: Ratchet & Clank

The one that isn't Jak & Daxter.

FeatureRetrospective: Tron 2.0

Please remain assembled during authorisation.

FeatureRetrospective: The Curse of Monkey Island

Fresh bananas for the whole crew!

FeatureRetrospective: Uplink

Beep boop beep ba beep bo boop ba beep.

FeatureRetrospective: Soldner: Secret Wars

You say bugs. I say gaming jazz.

Amnesia: The Dark Descent

It's crunch time.

FeatureRetrospective: ISS 64

The attack warrants a second look.

FeatureRetrospective: Fahrenheit

Winter wonderland or snowballs?

Black Mirror II

Through a glass darkly.


Thanks for the memories.

FeatureRetrospective: Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle

I feel like I could... like I could... like I could TAKE ON THE WORLD!

Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening

They have a voice. They're going to use it.

Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth

Edgey-poos! Taking justice to the streets.

FeatureRetrospective: Listen, We Have to Talk

John reassesses his relationship with the DS.

FeatureNarbacular Drop

John Walker corners Kim Swift about the game that spawned Portal.

FeatureRetrospective: Half-Life: Opposing Force

The few. The proud. The hiding in an air vent.

COP: The Recruit

Not much.

FeatureRetrospective: The Operative: No One Lives Forever

I spy with my freakishly giant eye.

The Void

Colour is my obsession, joy and torment.

FeatureRetrospective: Police Quest III: The Kindred

Violation #395.7: Clicking on a review link without clear signal.


If you spell it, it will come.

Professor Layton and Pandora's Box

A truly gentlemanly experience.

FeatureRetrospective: Space Quest IV

Travel forward, back, back again, then forward, back a bit, then forward again in time.

Bookworm Adventures 2

Another spell of good fortune.

FeatureOverlord: Dark Legend, Overlord: Minions

Evil's heading for the family consoles.

FeatureBastard of the Old Republic

Part 3: Return of the Bastard.


On track.

FeatureRetrospective: Mafia

It's a hit, man.

FeatureOperation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising

War's a serious business.

FeatureRetrospective: Dark Forces

"You're not authorised in this area!"

FeatureBastard of the Old Republic

Part 1: A nice man takes a journey to the Dark Side.

Feature2D Boy's Ron Carmel and Kyle Gabler

The history of World of Goo.

World of Goo

Squishing well.

Skate It

Skate what?

Disaster: Day of Crisis

Ever had one of those days?

Pic Pic

This year's Slitherlink!

TrackMania DS

Can the DS handle it all?

Rhythm Tengoku Gold

Drawn to the rhythm.

City of Heroes

Is there still power in the Midnight Hour?

TrackMania Nations Forever

There is such a thing as a free launch ramp.

Magic Made Fun

Because it was such a serious business before?

Jack Keane

Missed the point and click.

Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney

Another Ace up their sleeve.

Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law

I'll take the case!

Professor Layton and the Curious Village

Curiouser and curiouser.

Japanese DS Roundup

Taking a closer look at the games we never see here.

Crayon Physics Deluxe

IGF Finalists 2008: Back to the drawing board.

Illust Logic DS + Colorful Logic

The Slitherlink of Picross.

Orcs & Elves

Sitting in a tree.

Tony Hawk's Proving Ground

Keep on trucking.


Shall we chop?

Super Paper Mario

Creasing us up.

Tony Hawk's Proving Ground

Nail The Follow-Up Mode?

Dungeon Runners

There is such thing as a free launch.

FeatureFallout 3

We learn what's new, clear?

Lost Planet: Extreme Condition

If found please call 0207 542 395.

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