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  • Watch Dogs has shipped over 8 million units

  • markypants 13/07/2014

    Brutally. This game gets slammed for over promising - and possibly, rightly so. There must be a fine line between wanting to give gamers a heads up on an exciting future project (whilst trying to guestimate the final tech it will be played on) and teasing them with something they'll not exactly get.

    I, however, feel that Watch Dogs is going to take this success and bring us an exciting sequel that will put to bed the critisisms of this game. All the potential is there, it just needs to get rid of a lot of repetetive guff that distracts from what should be a strong narrative balanced with a thriving open world.

    There is a lot they have got right though and the fact that a newly launched franchise has been a success is great news.

    I hope Ubi do what they did with AC:2 and now give us the Watch Dogs that we all wanted since that very first glimpse.
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  • Microsoft's E3 press conference

  • markypants 09/06/2014

    That conference room looks like Grotbags sex dungeon. Reply 0
  • markypants 09/06/2014

    Captain Jean Luc! Reply 0
  • markypants 09/06/2014

    @Applebowl Make a wooden clock - He said. Whittle it out of wood - He said. Finger my ass and call me Daddy he said. Reply 0
  • markypants 09/06/2014

    Nothing says 'exciting, cool computer gaming console' like a guy that looks like my peadophile woodwork teacher at school. Reply 0
  • markypants 09/06/2014

    Woah Woah Woah... Where did that Red Dead news come from? Please be pulling my ding-a-ling. Reply 0
  • The Last of Us headed to PS4 this summer, Sony employee says

  • markypants 27/03/2014

    Please be true. Please be true. Please be true. Reply +6
  • That Dragon, Cancer's inspiration, Joel Green, passes away

  • markypants 14/03/2014

    RIP little dude. As a father of a 2 1/2 year old little boy who is everything to me. I empathise with this story as I know I'd also want to do anything I could to make it through something like this. Really inspiring and my thoughts are with the whole family.

    "My greatest hope is pretty simple: that players might care about my son the way that I do."

    I will buy the game and look forward to meeting & caring about Ryan, but probably never in the way that you do. I doubt anybody could come close.

    M
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  • Why Watch Dogs was delayed

  • markypants 07/03/2014

    A lot of pressure for this game to not be broken when it releases... Squeaky bum time. Reply +1
  • The Last of Us: Left Behind review

  • markypants 14/02/2014

    I wonder how many people, like myself, have sold their PS3's to get a PS4. Gutted that there is no way to play this on the new hardware. Hopefully it'll get a make over one day or end up on Playstation Now... Glad it's continued the quality of the main game. By far the most rewarding game I've experienced. Reply +2
  • The Last of Us: Left Behind is a two-hour triumph

  • markypants 07/02/2014

    Shit... This isn't stand alone is it :-( Sold my PS3 already... Bought a PS4.... Reply -3
  • The case of the disappearing video games

  • markypants 28/01/2014

    @SpaceMonkey77 It just seems a shame. Surely there could even be some arrangement that would act like a secure locker, only unlocked on the approval of the publisher/dev, but held in a safe secure place for future generations.

    Like the history of art has taught us, we rarely understand the value of things until much later and so with this knowledge we should all try and safeguard this history.

    Regardless, as you said, unfortunately this won't happen without the buy-in from everybody. It's just such a shame as I truly believe we are witnessing the birth of a new art form that is still in its infancy. One day in the not too distant future we will all be desperate for information and details about how it all came to be, and what a shame for there to be gaps in this story due to lack of foresight.

    M
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  • markypants 26/01/2014

    I don't get why games developers wouldn't want to have their work archived by a museum? Is it costly for the developers to provide the information needed?

    I do think it's going to be a mistake to have lost all of these evolutions in gaming as I also agree that we must be in a very early stage of what this medium will turn into over the next few decades.
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  • Eurogamer Readers' Top 50 Games of 2013

  • markypants 31/12/2013

    To be fair, I think this list is a lot better than Eurogamers. I respect Eurogamer for sharing this list with us, but it really flags to me the feeling of 'actual' gamers (on the whole). Reply +2
  • Shooting cars: The art of Gran Turismo 6's photography

  • markypants 19/12/2013

    I love what's going on with Forza, GT, Need For Speed, The Club etc etc But has there been a racing game that has brought to the table the same kind of community and ease of play as PGR4 (or really any of its predecessors)? Sincere question as to be honest, ever since I stopped playing that, I have never found a similar experience with the same kind of community feel. I made the best friends playing that as it really was good at offering a less intense multiplayer experience where you could banter with people playing with you and end up burning through hours and hours of races. The balance between arcade and sim was just right and I wish there was something that filled its gap. Does this exist? Reply +1
  • Fighter Within review

  • markypants 29/11/2013

    "Flailing about like a pair of camp kittens trying to climb a wall of butter."

    Brilliant!
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  • Rockstar working on a fix for GTA Online lost progress issues

  • markypants 08/10/2013

    I've enjoyed GTAO the few times I've played. But I do get the distinct impression that the reason they staggered the release of the online component was that they knew it was going to be a bit of a car crash and could have tarnished the great reviews GTAV deservedly got. Reply +2
  • Grand Theft Auto 5 was the UK's biggest video game launch ever

  • markypants 22/09/2013

    Christ, with this sort of installed user base, if they can create some strong and varied DLC for this game and grow the online in the way they are suggesting, this could nail bringing MMO type gaming to the masses. It has the broad appeal that sits somewhere between The Sims and WOW. Reality based fantasy role playing. I'm really interested to see what they do in regards to a pricing model for the online world and it's continuing chapters.

    Exciting times. It's very telling that myself and a lot of my gaming friends who have drifted away from investing huge amounts of time into games (due to family and work) have all had a reinvigorating experience with this game. Whether it's because we all remember the surprising discovery of the life-sucking GTA III or the event-like-nature of GTA IV, I don't know. But It's definitely reminded me how far we've come in a relatively short amount of time in regards to computer games in general. GTA V really is incredible. The people involved in making it must be so proud of what they've achieved and the number of people who are enjoying their work.

    ... I have no idea what the point of this post was.
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  • Face-Off: Grand Theft Auto 5

  • markypants 17/09/2013

    Great write up as always DF and thanks for getting it out so quickly on release day. Reply -2
  • Grand Theft Auto 5 live streaming is back at 5pm today

  • markypants 17/09/2013

    @Oli Thanks Oli! Reply 0
  • markypants 17/09/2013

    Sorry to be one of those commenters to chase... But does anybody know when we might see a DF breakdown on platform performance? Reply +1
  • Grand Theft Auto 5 review

  • markypants 16/09/2013

    Great review EG (as always). It does go to show though, to all the gamers that get angry at what is essentially an individuals 'opinion', that what to one reviewer is a weakness (Trevor in EG's review) is a strength to another (Trevor in EDGE's review) - EDGE's GTA:V review.

    I think there's a lot more to talk about this game though, and most couldn't be covered in a brief review. I'm looking forward to seeing what 'Online' adds to the package as it doesn't sound like it's just a bolt-on and surely needs to be considered as part of the whole (you wouldn't judge COD just on it's single player when scoring it).

    All in all, it sounds like it's this generations San Andreas, which was the last GTA I really obsessed over.

    What a year for gamers though?! Truly spoilt for choice.
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  • Xbox One will function without Kinect plugged in

  • markypants 13/08/2013

    Man up Xbox!

    You've become like a psycho girlfriend who's just been dumped, but is desperately trying to tell me you'll do anything to change. It's getting awkward.

    I mean, I'll miss the sex (well the times when you were up for it and didn't have a red ring). But you're just all over the place at the moment.

    I'm moving on. I've found a hot new girlfriend, with better tits and will suck my plums for 100 less. Not only that, but she's Asian, so win-win.
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  • PlayStation 4 Press Conference Live Report

  • markypants 21/02/2013

    Crystal Maze game... Bring it. Reply 0
  • markypants 20/02/2013

    What's the first rule? Reply 0
  • markypants 20/02/2013

    GAAAAAAMMMEESSSSSSSS!!!! Reply 0
  • markypants 20/02/2013

    Dumb and Dumber Reply 0
  • Watch the Halo 4 live gameplay demo

  • markypants 05/06/2012

    Holy shit balls. Looks epic. Reply +1
  • Tony Hawk Pro Skater HD to get THPS3 levels as DLC

  • markypants 17/05/2012

    Get this on Vita!! Reply -1
  • Dead Space 3 has drop-in, drop-out co-op

  • markypants 09/05/2012

    Please release Dead Space 1 & 2 on Vita.... Please!! Reply 0
  • New Motorstorm RC DLC races onto PSN

  • markypants 02/04/2012

    @dominalien I think EG should take a view on reviewing Motorstorm RC post all of this extra DLC as I do think it strengthens the proposition of the game. And as the game is DLC anyway, it's not like EG reviewed a boxed copy. I wonder what EG's stance on that would be? Have they set a precedent for NOT revisiting games post extra content? Reply +1
  • markypants 02/04/2012

    I want. Now.

    This has been such a masterclass in how to create a launch title. I'll keep buying their content as the game, in it's own right, deserves my spondoolicks.
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  • Capcom defends on-disc DLC

  • markypants 02/04/2012

    I think it's utter bullshit. Price your product accordingly and stop with this holding back content that then costs extra money to unlock. I know we can all choose NOT to download it, but this just preys off of the fan base, who, in reality, don't deserve to be charged extra for content that is already ON the disc in the first place. If you're going to start doing this, then I think games should be reduced in price for an entry level version and then have the extras as additional items that add value.

    Look at Motorstorm RC. Start of with a basic package that is at a reasonable price, then start releasing bespoke extra content that adds value to the game. If at this stage you want to create extras that appeal to uber fans, then this sliding scale of DLC is more palatable.

    The way you're framing it at the moment is just shitty and screams out that you're taking advantage of your market, your customers, the people that buy your games.

    I think the tide is turning, and I can see publishers that keep up this deceitful piss taking are going to feel the brunt of the changes that are ahead.

    Be careful you guys don't become dinosaurs like your game IP's are.
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  • Armored Core 5 Review

  • markypants 22/03/2012

    I like big bots and I can not lie
    You other mechs can't deny
    That when a droid walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
    'Cause you notice that bot was stuffed
    Deep in the machines she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

    Baby got a roof rack!
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  • PlayStation Vita worldwide sales hit 1.2 million

  • markypants 28/02/2012

    Fuck, for once in my gaming I life, I passionately hope this works out for Sony. The Vita seems to be the perfect device for all my gaming needs at this current stage of my life. I've never really got on with handhelds before due to the fact they were not direct equals to my home console and so always (especially with my gaming preferences) felt like stripped down versions of the games I like to play. Having spent time with Uncharted, FIFA & RC, I can truly see a time where (as long as the release schedule is full of strong releases) I could not even need my home console anymore. Something I would never have considered before... So... What I'm really saying is, please everybody by a Vita so I can one day be playing Skyrim 2 on my commute to work ;-) Reply +31
  • Uncharted: Golden Abyss trailer takes over your street

  • markypants 20/02/2012

    God damn it... I had no interest. None. Nadda. Niete. Nill. Nothing. Never. Nuffin'.... But now. I've gone and pre-ordered the f**king lot?!

    Right... Who does best deal on buying used 3DS?
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  • Sledgehammer: PS3/360 "raw horsepower" nearly exhausted

  • markypants 04/11/2011

    What's with all the constant bitching about MW3?? It seems to be that everybody has it in for this game. For what it's worth, I think it's looking great. Yes, more of the same, but I really don't see why everybody is getting so pissed about it. Reply +12
  • Out This Week - 07/10/11

  • markypants 04/10/2011

    Totally agree with the NBA 2K12 need for review... The problem is, Basketball is still a sport that isn't on most UK games players radar. Which is such a shame as NBA 2K11 & 12 are by far and away the best sports games ever to appear on a console... It's such a well presented & balanced gaming approximation of a sport, nothing comes close to it. And yet, unless you like basketball, it really means nothing. IGN have done a great review of it so worth a look... It has to be said though, the demos they put out year after year really don't help them because they are so stripped back compared to actual game. If it were my shout I'd put one out with an epic exhibition game with Michael Jordan etc and have all of the commentary and sexy in game gubbins that they take out to keep the file size down. I think people would be blown away by it. Reply +1
  • F1 2011

  • markypants 19/09/2011

    @JensonJet - "Codemasters used to do this, as you're probably aware. TOCA 2 had modern and historical racing cars. Not a large selection but it was a welcome addition. I agree, with a selection of unlockable 70s and 80s cars would be good, as long as these were kept separate from the main game."



    Ah, but I think it should be one step more than 'just' having historical cars. I think it should be historical famous moments in racing. So yes it would include cars, but also include commentary etc. Definitely a separate mode, but something to make the game feel more than just a small evolution. Again, NBA 2K11 did an amazing job of this with their game and Michael Jordan.

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  • markypants 16/09/2011

    Maybe F1 2012 should take a leaf out of NBA2K11's book and possibly look back to historical famous moments in the sport. I can imagine it would have licensing issues (and then some) but would be a great way of using the engine they've built and the current season, whilst also giving the gamer something extra and aspirational (who wouldn't want to race as Ayrton Senna in some of his most famous match ups?). The way they (2K) used Michael Jordan as a character to follow the career of (via famous games) could be emulated in some way and I think be the missing link to what will fast become an EA style yearly licence update. Reply +7
  • Nintendo: 3DS sales "below expectations"

  • markypants 15/06/2011

    Games games games! There simply isn't enough 'must have' software for this system. I bought the 3DS and the best launch software and have now had nothing to buy since. The trouble then is that momentum is lost and the 3DS gathers dust. I also agree that calling it a 3DS (which is way to similar to the regular DS) and designing it to look pretty much the same as the old DS, just makes it harder for the broader gaming audience to connect with it as a fresh, new & exciting product.



    It seems pointless and counter productive to launch a system where the exciting software is being dangled in front of your face, but nowhere to be seen until months later.
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  • PlayStation Vita European price, date

  • markypants 07/06/2011

    I'm in like Flint. Reply +1
  • BAFTA explains Red Dead snub

  • markypants 16/03/2011

    @streetmagix GTA IV "really wasn't that good"... What planet are you on? You may not particularly like the game, but to say it wasn't good is bollocks.



    Fair play in 2009 there was tough competition in the guise of COD:MW & Super Mario Galaxy... But to get beaten by Fable 2 for best Action/Adventure must have hurt.



    I don't agree with them for snubbing BAFTA as Red Dead should in all fairness of done well in some of the categories... But for GTA IV to have won nothing in 2009 BAFTA's does seem like a kick in the nuts to Rockstar.
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  • Sniper: Ghost Warrior sells a million

  • markypants 16/02/2011

    In my opinion, the reason this did so well is the box art looks like a COD game and as much as we like to think that us 'games' fans make up the majority of the buying public, we aren't. The casual gaming market stick to what they know and like and that seems to be shooting people in the face. Sad... But true. Reply +6
  • UK top 40: Test Drive Unlimited 2 wins

  • markypants 14/02/2011

    I appreciate that TDU2 is a great game, I'm loving it... But, it's possibly one of the most unfinished bits of software I can remember. No? Online doesn't work, casino doesn't work, clubs don't work... So basically anything involving enjoying game with friends doesn't work? It's just a shame that this still gets them to number 1... I'd be interested to see how many people end up taking it back though after a disappointing weekend? Reply +1
  • NFS Hot Pursuit: Pagani vs Lambo

  • markypants 19/11/2010

    Very nicely put together... Especially like the 'End of Rocky III' final clash. Reply 0
  • Ben Collins vs. Need for Speed's Autolog

  • markypants 16/11/2010

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Bellends. Reply 0
  • Celebs blab at Black Ops party launch

  • markypants 10/11/2010

    "It was cold, it was wet, it was hard"... Just like your cock Imran, you geeky son-of-a-bitch. Reply -1
  • Latest RDR: Undead Nightmares shots

  • markypants 08/10/2010

    Please, please hurry up and release already! Reply -1
  • Relic dev died saving wife and child

  • markypants 07/09/2010

    A lot of comments on here today are the reason I don't frequent Eurogamer forums these days... Which is sad.



    As far as I'm concerned this was a noble act on Brains part and I'm glad that some positivity has come for his family from this tragic event.
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