Damn, is that the dibbuk box one? I was hoping that might be at least passable.
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MetalDog 23,448 posts
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B0rked_Gamer 606 posts
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yeah. Enjoyable d movie fluff/trash movie really. Nazis on the moon. Fucking great idea! It stupid, but its lovingly done and i think that counts for a lot , and its quite funny in places with a couple of great gags.
5/10 - sort of yeah it trash, but it def worth a watch just for the sheer fun of it and great i guess on beer/pot nightsPSN - Cloudsheaven
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Mola_Ram 2,378 posts
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glaeken 10,366 posts
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Registered 8 years agoronuds wrote:
The real question is do you take it as canon? Given it answers a long standing question from the original. Childs has an ear ring which is visible in the last scene hence Childs is not the thing.
The Thing (2011)
The best I had hoped for out of this was mediocrity and I think it provided at least that. They completely failed in their attempts to recreate some of the original's iconic scenes, and also in providing anywhere near the amount of tension. In terms of special effects they managed to make the movie look less convincing than the one from 1982. Way to go!
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King_Edward 9,375 posts
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glaeken 10,366 posts
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BinaryBob101 21,078 posts
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Who is this guy?
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Started well, but with every passing minute it got a little bit shitter.
8-7-6-5-4/10Goose fat is sponsored by:
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joelstinton 4,021 posts
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Registered 7 years agoMola_Ram wrote:
Although i thought that was one of the better gags, the american far right and nazism thing was well played.
It would have been better if they cut out the entire middle section and just left it as a 30 minute or so scifi short. The stuff on American politics was just cringeworthy.PSN - Cloudsheaven
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Mola_Ram 2,378 posts
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Registered 11 months agoA bit too on-the-nose for me, but whatever.
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A chase movie with courier bicycles in New York. I thought it was bloody good. The CGI and stunt work was seamless, and it did not overstay its welcome.
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caligari 16,354 posts
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Registered 11 years agoSilver Linings Playbook - 90%
The ending had me crying my eyes out. Such a sweet and moving film. De Niro is good again!
West of Memphis - 85%
Brilliant documentary - one of the best that I've seen for a long time.
Almost as mind-boggling as:
The Imposter - 85%
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ronuds 20,529 posts
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Registered 7 years agoglaeken wrote:
I wrote this like a year ago, so I honestly can't even remember what you're talking about specifically.ronuds wrote:
The real question is do you take it as canon? Given it answers a long standing question from the original. Childs has an ear ring which is visible in the last scene hence Childs is not the thing.
The Thing (2011)
The best I had hoped for out of this was mediocrity and I think it provided at least that. They completely failed in their attempts to recreate some of the original's iconic scenes, and also in providing anywhere near the amount of tension. In terms of special effects they managed to make the movie look less convincing than the one from 1982. Way to go!
69/100
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DrStrangelove 680 posts
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Registered 4 years agoTintin (the Steven Spielberg CGI one).
On one hand I found it better than I expected, I think the graphics do work. On the other hand the slapstick humour, especially involving the Thompsons, is really over the top, making their appearance feel like something from TV cartoons for five-year-olds. Also, there were too many action scenes that were just too spectacular and again, over the top. Tintin had lots of spectacular adventuring, but never anywhere near this.
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DDL, great as always, and the only redeeming feature in an otherwise bland affair. Just felt like it skirted over things without much detail, and what was detailed is likely a twisted aspect of historical fact. One or two things raised a suspicious eyebrow from my knowledge of the period.
Killer Joe - 6/10
Who the hell recommended this again ? Average at best, with a flimsy plot and a somewhat menacing McConaughey that's a tad underplayed. Ansel (Thomas Haden Church) was probably the only likeable character in a cast of people you'd never want to meet. Even the fetching mentalist.You can read this ? You've helped ruin the place.
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Quite interested in this one too, especially after seeing the first three Paradise Lost documentaries. I also heartily recommend Amy Berg's previous documentary as well.
West of Memphis - 85%
Brilliant documentary - one of the best that I've seen for a long time."You see it too? For me, it's always like this..."
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LeoliansBro 35,124 posts
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Registered 7 years agoLeaving. 5/10. Kristen Scott Thomas looks old and boffs somebody and has disappointing Middleton-style tits. Naah.LB, you really are a massive geek.
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Tom_Servo 13,224 posts
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Woody Allen directs Owen Wilson in a love letter to Paris and its art scene of the 1920s. I could've watched this forever. It was easy-going, light and beautiful. It was also a bit on-the-nose and corny (Wilson's fiancée and her family are just comically terrible people to the extent that you wonder how Wilson's character ever got involved with her), but it was so up my street I didn't care.
Good supporting cast too: Marion Cotillard, Adrien Brody and Michael Sheen, with a few more names to boot.
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Fucking awful. No wonder this tanked at the box office. Felt like a really boring, really badly acted TV show. -
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Watched this in the high frame rate - which freaked out my date but I loved it.
Was pretty slow at first, I may have fallen asleep for a few minutes..
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joelstinton 4,021 posts
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Registered 7 years agothe amount of people that have watched dredd this week.. actually could develop into a weekly film club? one film a week?PSN - Cloudsheaven
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Gangster Squad: 7/10
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Gruff 2,282 posts
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Registered 10 years agojoelstinton wrote:
You would have to synchronise the selection of the film with Bittorrent if Dredd us anything to go by.
the amount of people that have watched dredd this week.. actually could develop into a weekly film club? one film a week?
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Meanwhile HMV goes down the pan.
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Registered 2 years agoBut not because of piracy.After chasing sunsets one of life's simple joy is playing with the boys
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Piracy is obviously a contributing factor to their demise.
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