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  • el_pollo_diablo 19 Oct 2011 23:03:54 2,383 posts
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    I hate this thread title. Funny as........ what? As funny as what? Some Mothers Do Av Em? Peep Show? Cancer? What?
  • HiddenAway 26 Oct 2011 19:32:19 15,227 posts
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    Kinecting with his audience
  • JoeBlade 26 Oct 2011 19:40:55 3,503 posts
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    HiddenAway wrote:
    Kinecting with his audience
    Haha, that was aces :D
  • HiddenAway 2 Nov 2011 16:28:16 15,227 posts
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    WHAM! BAM! Thank you maam!
  • HiddenAway 9 Nov 2011 22:05:09 15,227 posts
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    Battlefield 3
  • Deleted user 9 November 2011 22:15:03
    :D

    Battlefield 3 sounds reeeeeally bloody bad. It's like living in an alternate universe where Halo: CE never happened.
  • BillMurray 9 Nov 2011 22:20:32 8,650 posts
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    Spot on, especially that last bit. That was annoying as hell.
  • King_Edward 9 Nov 2011 23:04:30 11,471 posts
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    Christ! That sounds awful.
  • Duffking 9 Nov 2011 23:07:44 10,066 posts
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    Hm won't load for me. Presumably he just played the SP though? It was pretty poor.
  • King_Edward 9 Nov 2011 23:12:39 11,471 posts
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    He briefly went online. Says it's for tossers...not even paraphrasing.
  • dsmx 9 Nov 2011 23:19:12 8,107 posts
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    He only ever reviews the single player and the single player is probably the worst in any big budget game ever made.
  • SomaticSense 10 Nov 2011 10:24:41 12,991 posts
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    King_Edward wrote:
    He briefly went online. Says it's for tossers...not even paraphrasing.
    Some people just don't like online, like me, like him. End of.

    Or were you expecting perhaps Yahtzee, yes, YAHZTEE to deliver a comprehensive and objective review? It was his opinion, (and he is fairly opinionated) and he hates online. So why should he put time into it if he never likes online gaming anyway?

    Edited by SomaticSense at 10:24:54 10-11-2011
  • Benno 10 Nov 2011 10:44:15 11,490 posts
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    "you must reach a minimum of suck my cock battlefield 3"
  • King_Edward 10 Nov 2011 10:44:56 11,471 posts
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    I don't expect anything from him. I think he's right, it is for tossers.
  • SomaticSense 10 Nov 2011 10:54:27 12,991 posts
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    Benno wrote:
    "you must reach a minimum of suck my cock battlefield 3"
    After the decent, if CoD-apeing SP of BC2, how could they screw this up so bad?

    I know it's primarily a MP game, but it sounds truly awful. I don't think I've even heard Yahtzee hate a game this much, and that's saying something.

    King_Edward wrote:
    I don't expect anything from him. I think he's right, it is for tossers.
    Ah, right, yes. Reading it again I get you now.

    Please don't shout at me, I've not long woken up :redface:

    Edited by SomaticSense at 10:57:10 10-11-2011
  • King_Edward 16 Nov 2011 17:59:17 11,471 posts
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    TAKE THAT YOU LIMEY BASTARDS!!!
  • itamae 16 Nov 2011 22:54:28 10,073 posts
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    Genuinely funny one this week.

    A flaming meteorite speeding toward a lion. :-D
  • HiddenAway 23 Nov 2011 17:12:44 15,227 posts
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    Doesn't need an introduction. It's the other shooter with a 3 at the end.

    Skyrim next week...
  • Cappy 30 Nov 2011 17:45:52 12,852 posts
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    Yahtzee gets eagerly stuck into a Skyrimjob
  • HiddenAway 7 Dec 2011 19:26:47 15,227 posts
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    The third meeting of the latter day Saints
  • HiddenAway 14 Dec 2011 18:01:37 15,227 posts
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    Assassin's Creed Revelations

    Warning: Spoilers from the previous game inside
  • Cappy 21 Dec 2011 17:13:41 12,852 posts
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    Get the ice cream and soft toys on standby Nintendo devotees, you're going to cry.

    Skyward Sword
  • disusedgenius 21 Dec 2011 17:18:29 7,006 posts
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    Hum, will have to wait until I finish it before I watch that one. Yhatzee cares not for spoilers.
  • Deleted user 21 December 2011 17:28:04
    Gosh. O_O

    Personally I couldn't muster up any interest in Skyward Sword and it is the first Zelda game on a 'big' console I didn't get at release.
  • HiddenAway 4 Jan 2012 17:42:03 15,227 posts
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    Serious Sam 3: Best Footage Ever
  • HiddenAway 11 Jan 2012 18:43:29 15,227 posts
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    Review of last year - this year
  • HiddenAway 18 Jan 2012 19:25:17 15,227 posts
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    3D Mario against 2D Rayman
  • HiddenAway 25 Jan 2012 18:21:34 15,227 posts
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    Sonic Generations
  • cjb_bjc 26 Jan 2012 13:14:49 1,491 posts
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    He's got it spot on this week. When will they learn. Better but still not quite there yet.
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