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  • HiddenAway 27 Jul 2011 18:07:50 14,995 posts
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    A 3D game beginning with z

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  • Deleted user 27 July 2011 18:34:51
    As far as I can tell, Yahtzee's eternal digs at Zelda are always based around the fact that Nintendo just remakes the same story over and over again so to have his big conclusion being that Ocarina of Time spoilt him liking Twilight Princess because it is thematically similar was a bit... rubbish.

  • DFawkes 27 Jul 2011 18:45:42 24,044 posts
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    That was disappointing. I'm not even an Ocarina fan and I could've come up with funnier stuff that that. I know the point is he always goes for the negatives, but he didn't even say all that much negative, just wild blanket statements on N64 games and basic jibs on the series. I'm not even sure why he didn't enjoy it, or if even if he did or not. I know he didn't like the story, that's about it.

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • Futaba 27 Jul 2011 19:13:29 3,538 posts
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    Is that Rapelay in third place on that best games ever podium (0:27)? Haha :)

    As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a ninja.

  • HiddenAway 3 Aug 2011 19:06:18 14,995 posts
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    Call of D - oh, sorry - Juarez

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  • HiddenAway 11 Aug 2011 19:06:26 14,995 posts
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    From Dust with Bastion

    (Minor spoilers within the Bastion review)

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  • HiddenAway 17 Aug 2011 20:42:22 14,995 posts
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    Catherine

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  • _Price_ 17 Aug 2011 22:53:02 3,072 posts
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    Actually thought it was really good this week.

    Usually watch them as a matter of form each week, but imo today's is better than his other recent efforts.
  • HiddenAway 24 Aug 2011 19:14:14 14,995 posts
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    Red Faction - a bit late to the Armageddon

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  • HiddenAway 31 Aug 2011 22:56:50 14,995 posts
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    Deus Ex - but not the one you're thinking about. That's next week

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  • HiddenAway 10 Sep 2011 20:59:48 14,995 posts
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    Deus Ex: Human Resources (Contains ending spoilers)

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  • HiddenAway 14 Sep 2011 20:36:20 14,995 posts
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    Drivers, start your engines!

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  • BillMurray 21 Sep 2011 22:51:28 7,901 posts
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    Dead Island

    I think Yahtzee sided more with the Edge review..
  • HiddenAway 28 Sep 2011 22:41:58 14,995 posts
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    Resistance is futile

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  • King_Edward 28 Sep 2011 22:44:14 11,471 posts
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    Quite tempted by it now. Knock off Half Life is 10x more exciting than any other shooter around.
  • Futaba 29 Sep 2011 00:10:52 3,538 posts
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    That Dead Island review was brilliant :)

    As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a ninja.

  • bladdard 4 Oct 2011 19:42:39 1,021 posts
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    Zero Punctuation pisses me off with crappy ad's and then having to F5 'cos the review fails to load after the ad has shown. The Escapist used to be a great website but now it's a broken ad ridden buggy mess.

    Zero Punctuation has more ads than X-Factory.
  • Aretak 4 Oct 2011 19:56:27 10,375 posts
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    Get yourself some ad blocking software. Firefox, Opera and Chrome all have their own version of Adblock these days (although they vary in quality).
  • bladdard 4 Oct 2011 19:57:56 1,021 posts
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    Thanks I'll give it a go.
  • dsmx 4 Oct 2011 20:09:24 7,721 posts
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    It's getting to the point now where ad blocking software is almost essential if you want enjoy the web. Sometimes I turn of ABP to see if websites have learned there lesson but it lasts about 15 minutes before I put it back on because pretty much every website now is infested with adds that make it very hard to get to the information you want to see.

    "If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a a house of cards, checkmate." Zapp Brannigan

  • Red_Bool 4 Oct 2011 21:50:07 1,177 posts
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    bladdard wrote:
    Zero Punctuation pisses me off with crappy ad's and then having to F5 'cos the review fails to load after the ad has shown. The Escapist used to be a great website but now it's a broken ad ridden buggy mess.

    Zero Punctuation has more ads than X-Factory.
    What truly pisses me off is that they're asking money to allow me to watch zero punctuation on my iPad....F*CK OFF!
  • King_Edward 5 Oct 2011 19:51:48 11,471 posts
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    What's on Yahtzee's iPod this week?

    It's Tears For Gears with Everybody Wants To Explode The World.

    Funniest one for years imo. Spoilers!
  • Kami 5 Oct 2011 21:29:50 2,466 posts
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    I dunno about the explodey world. I must have missed the whole explodey world line, or rather not given a flying toss (likely the latter). I thought it was more the lambent was set to infect everyone and the world was massively fucked and about to be enslaved by some nasty... umm... err... what the fuck was the Imulsion again? And why the hell was Queen Myrrah half-human? She kind of alluded to Locust having been human - or human at some stage - but that went no-where. And how the fuck does Fenix's dad know the device works despite being fully infected himself? He says he tested it on himself. Seriously, I'm confused. How can you test it on yourself if it is supposed to kill you?

    As you can tell, the plot of Gears at times makes fuck all sense to me anyway. So I'm kind of with Yahtzee on this one. I may have liked Gears more if it made sense. Maybe people will argue I, like many others, was looking to deep into it. But I digress.

    It was still a pretty slick game though. I liked it. But thinking about the overall plot and stories being told gives me a headache.

    /applaud Yahtzee.

    Master of Tekisuto No Kabe. *bows*
    And you're reading this why?!

  • Deleted user 6 October 2011 06:35:20
    Pretty funny, but it's his own arse he's pulled the exploding world from. There's nothing about it in the game.
  • BigOrkWaaagh 6 Oct 2011 09:22:05 2,300 posts
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    dfua wrote:
    Pretty funny, but it's his own arse he's pulled the exploding world from. There's nothing about it in the game.

    I don't think he literally meant that the world is going to explode. Just that that was the scale of catastrophe that the game tells you is imminent if you don't reach the credits in time.

    He probably also didn't mean that the enemies in Resistance 3 sexually assault the world.
  • HiddenAway 12 Oct 2011 19:03:11 14,995 posts
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    Hard Reset. No, don't do that in real life. NOOOOOOO!!!!

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  • HiddenAway 19 Oct 2011 21:21:06 14,995 posts
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    I'm enRAGEd that this review has arrived

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