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  • Dave_McCoy 24 Nov 2012 19:53:42 2,775 posts
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    I hate you Microsoft! I can't modify any of my subs because I changed to W7 a couple of months ago and didn't realise it wouldn't recognise my pc as the same one.

    So, I can buy stuff but can't cancel anything until 23 Dec online since it takes 30 F**KING DAYS to delete a 'trusted' pc and add a new one. 7 days I could handle but now I have to phone MS support to cancel stuff...Pricks...
  • L_Franko Moderator 30 Nov 2012 09:56:46 9,694 posts
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    So the woman that sits behind me in the office has Christmas CDs with her today and is playing them through her computer. It is ok though, everyone else is enjoying it as well as her!
  • RabidChild 30 Nov 2012 11:15:17 2,292 posts
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    I think, since its still November, that you're legally allowed to kill her.
  • Tonka 30 Nov 2012 11:42:43 20,419 posts
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    Aye, This Holiday Season songs before December 1st equals fair play.

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • L_Franko Moderator 30 Nov 2012 11:45:46 9,694 posts
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    Thankfully I have headphones so I can listen to my own music.

    Bloody boiler has packed in now so the office is getting colder and colder. So far today has sucked. Can't wait to get a beer after work!
  • AcidSnake 6 Dec 2012 11:51:30 7,268 posts
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    So...

    Our government is collapsing again because Berlusconi thinks people want him back...

    Our spread has fallen to record lows yesterday in over a year and a half...Now it's rising by the minute...

    Dear center-right fuckwits who have removed support for this government: Fuck off! No-one needs or wants you!

    AcidSnake - He can't see your sig, avatar, images or vids and talks about himself in the third person because he's proper old-skool...UID 24017

  • DaM 6 Dec 2012 11:58:52 13,208 posts
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    Seriously, why isn't he in jail yet?! You lot are useless!
  • MetalDog 6 Dec 2012 12:00:41 23,697 posts
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    I'm not actually advocating violence, but how the hell is Berlusconi still going in any way shape or form? He should be in the deepest, darkest cell by now, I don't understand how he's not. He's a creepy, peado, money-laundering criminal.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • nickthegun 6 Dec 2012 12:02:24 59,925 posts
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    Italy gets.....the leaders Italy deserves

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    someone say something funny

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    I hate everyone (expect a few select people).
  • nickthegun 6 Dec 2012 12:31:53 59,925 posts
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    to do what?

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    someone say something funny

  • ModishNouns 6 Dec 2012 12:34:52 4,655 posts
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    I thought he was going to list some of them
  • MetalDog 6 Dec 2012 12:37:36 23,697 posts
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    People who jiggle at their desks so hard they make the whole floor shake while I'm TRYING TO FUCKING WRITE.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Psychotext 6 Dec 2012 12:43:43 54,200 posts
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    What the hell is the floor made of, blancmange?
  • Deleted user 6 December 2012 12:54:13
    MetalDog wrote:
    People who jiggle at their desks so hard they make the whole floor shake while I'm TRYING TO FUCKING WRITE.
    I do this. Sorry!
  • MetalDog 6 Dec 2012 12:59:52 23,697 posts
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    Heh, I know it's not a conscious thing. There's no point asking him to stop because he'll only do it again without thinking about it. It drives me up the wall though!

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • AcidSnake 6 Dec 2012 13:07:13 7,268 posts
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    @nicktegun:
    We don't deserve this...Not this...

    He's not in jail because it's very difficult to put a politician in jail over here (our parliament actually gets to vote about arresting one of them, if they vote against it then you can't arrest them)...
    Mainly because of laws that they themselves have made...

    It's a stupidly corrupt system that can't be changed because the system keeps the usual culprits in power...Our technical government we've head for almost a year now was too busy trying to save the economy to fix the corruption...And when they tried most harsh rules were amended out by parliament...

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  • Oh-Bollox 7 Dec 2012 00:34:04 5,246 posts
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    The fucking search function on the forum. Christ. Christ Almighty.

    All I want is to find that little German poem someone posted in a thread.
  • localnotail 9 Dec 2012 23:47:40 23,093 posts
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    Women in action films in combat situations: you need sensible footwear for fighting, not high heels that you can barely stand in. You also need to tie your fucking hair back: aside from potentially blinding you, it makes it far too easy for assailants to disable you.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • localnotail 10 Dec 2012 01:01:20 23,093 posts
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    Bastard G.I. Joe, why am I still watching you? You are shit. Why can't I walk away?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Rusty_M 10 Dec 2012 10:50:11 4,689 posts
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    Oh-Bollox wrote:
    The fucking search function on the forum. Christ. Christ Almighty.

    All I want is to find that little German poem someone posted in a thread.
    Are you talking about the one I posted that started
    "Ein Hase sass auf einem Bank,
    Sein 'A' war ach so matt und krank..."?

    If so, i'll have a look, and post back (or edit this)

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • Salaman 10 Dec 2012 10:50:52 19,058 posts
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    Oh-Bollox wrote:
    The fucking search function on the forum. Christ. Christ Almighty.

    All I want is to find that little German poem someone posted in a thread.
    I think cheese (icanhasch33seburger) posted that. Maybe ask him? I recently (re)read that thead and poem and I can't for the life remember anything useful to help search for it. I think it was some thread Metaldog started.
  • RobTheBuilder 10 Dec 2012 10:52:49 6,521 posts
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    @Oh-Bollox the search is bloody awful isn't it.
  • RyanDS 10 Dec 2012 11:12:14 9,360 posts
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    I use google to find stuff in the forums.

    Eg a quick google for "Eurogamer German Poem" gives:

    http://www.eurogamer.net/forum/thread/195673?start=270
  • Salaman 10 Dec 2012 15:12:34 19,058 posts
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    RyanDS wrote:
    I use google to find stuff in the forums.

    Eg a quick google for "Eurogamer German Poem" gives:

    http://www.eurogamer.net/forum/thread/195673?start=270
    I think that's the one he's looking for (at least it's the one I had in mind!)
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  • AcidSnake 10 Dec 2012 15:19:14 7,268 posts
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    Forum bug fix

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  • Darth_Flibble 10 Dec 2012 19:18:38 1,692 posts
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    Been looking for a decent graphic designer job for ages and last month I thought I found one. But until friday the useless bitch from HR still had not let me know the hours, one minute its this and then its different then she would say I agreed to it in the meeting without stating it officially. Fat Useless bitch. Sadly its handled by her, nothing to do with the studio manager

    Edited by Darth_Flibble at 19:24:45 10-12-2012
  • Deleted user 10 December 2012 19:30:18
    Fantomex wrote:
    The ignore button was created so moderators didn't have to do their jobs properly.
    You're very whiny today.
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