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  • Benno 18 Apr 2010 17:43:49 9,932 posts
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    hovis worst of both?

    it doesn't have the taste of white bread, and it doesn't have the nutritional value of wholemeal

    FAIL
  • Megapocalypse 18 Apr 2010 17:47:14 5,443 posts
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    Meh, it was all we had in the office. Still, it worked.

    But I agree, I do prefer one or the other. Not both combined.
  • MiniAmin 18 Apr 2010 20:36:44 3,415 posts
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    MiniAmin wrote:
    Hmm. So i've toasted Crumpets, added a thin layer of butter, with a layer of Marmite on top.

    It's actually quite nice.

    So a month and two bottles later i'm addicted to this. I honestly can't believe it.

    For nearly all my life, my main three fears were

    1. Tomatoes (they'd actually make me vomit, no lie)

    2. Marmite (I was offered it once as part of a sandwhich and spat it out on the ground)

    3. Avocado

    Now I love all these things. It all started two summers ago. Weird.

    That is all.
  • speedofthepuma 18 Apr 2010 20:39:19 13,293 posts
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    I dare you to add bestiality to that list.

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • MiniAmin 18 Apr 2010 21:03:41 3,415 posts
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    I was sunbathing naked yesterday and I noticed a ladybird on my penis. Looked like it was having a good time. Surely that counts?
  • Deleted user 18 April 2010 21:04:43
    boo wrote:
    Definitely buy a jar of marmite.
    Jar, not squeezy bottle.
    get some bread.
    Toast the bread.
    Some people swear by toast+butter+marmite, me I'm a purist. Toast & marmite is all you need.
    Spread the marmite thinly!!!!

    Enjoy!

    Thinly?

    Fuck off, it needs to be thick all over.
  • speedofthepuma 18 Apr 2010 21:04:50 13,293 posts
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    Is a ladybird a lady-boy that's a girl?

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  • MiniAmin 18 Apr 2010 21:13:38 3,415 posts
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    speedofthepuma wrote:
    Is a ladybird a lady-boy that's a girl?

    I dunno mate. I was on about the red beetle with black spots which climbs out of your meatus when you're sun bathing.
  • speedofthepuma 18 Apr 2010 21:15:07 13,293 posts
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    That's a Mongolian penis-death beetle.

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  • mal 18 Apr 2010 21:45:37 22,605 posts
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    Just make sure it wasn't a harlequin ladybird. If it was you should do away with the brutish invader, having had your wicked way with it first of course.

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • steellam 18 Apr 2010 21:50:22 1,045 posts
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    Anyone tried marmite XO yet ? Doesn't seem to have reached the north-west yet :)
  • drhcnip 19 Apr 2010 07:11:54 2,509 posts
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    haven't tried it yet, but saw it in tescos, st helens yesterday...
  • Jackface 19 Apr 2010 07:13:20 3,736 posts
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    Haven't ever tasted a Marmite spin-off that tasted that different to original Marmite, certainly not worth the price hike.
  • JuanKerr 19 Apr 2010 08:15:45 36,280 posts
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    Marmite XO is absolutely lovely and I definitely prefer it to the normal version. I'll be buying more if I can find it.
  • boo 19 Apr 2010 08:25:58 11,794 posts
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    Marmite XO - it's good. It's different, in a yummy, marmite-y way, but I think I prefer the original. Will keep a spare jar for occasional use though.

    JK : Waitrose - for all your Marmite XO needs!

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  • JuanKerr 19 Apr 2010 08:36:03 36,280 posts
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    Yeah, I know - I will be heading to Waitrose this week to stock up!
  • Benno 19 Apr 2010 08:54:28 9,932 posts
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    Benno wrote:
    boo wrote:
    Definitely buy a jar of marmite.
    Jar, not squeezy bottle.
    get some bread.
    Toast the bread.
    Some people swear by toast+butter+marmite, me I'm a purist. Toast & marmite is all you need.
    Spread the marmite thinly!!!!

    Enjoy!

    I have the toast+butter+marmite

    Its lovely, great filler

    having this now, great start to the day!
  • billythekid 19 Apr 2010 09:28:38 11,146 posts
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    I quite like the new Marmite adverts based on Party Political broadcasts.

    Hate Party: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE5GW8uByLc

    Love Party: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_dERiW4o78
  • Craig0702 22 Apr 2010 14:13:49 2,178 posts
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    Ruh-ROH!

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Marmite-BNP-Company-Issues-Legal-Action-Injunction-Against-British-National-Party/Article/201004415613050?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15613050_Marmite_BNP%3A_Company_Issues_Legal_Action_Injunction_Against_British_National_Party
  • otto Moderator 22 Apr 2010 14:14:17 49,320 posts
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    Go go Unilever, fight the Front!

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  • DaM 22 Apr 2010 14:19:18 13,264 posts
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    Are they campaigning for a white yeast spread alternative?
  • localnotail 22 Apr 2010 14:22:27 23,093 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    Are they campaigning for a white yeast spread alternative?

    Can I be the first to say "ewww"?
    /leaves Canestan

    Could be worse I suppose. Could be the conservatives wanting bluewaffles spread.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • chopsen 22 Apr 2010 14:26:04 16,087 posts
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    "ewww" right back at you, with your manky fanny references. You can't have your blue waffle and eat it.
  • Goban 22 Apr 2010 14:27:50 9,071 posts
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    /horp

    bluewaffles spread? I'm obviously not on your wavelength today.
  • kalel 22 Apr 2010 14:30:27 87,910 posts
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    I donít know how I did it but Iím on some sort of mailing list for Marmite, and they send out great DM from time to time.

    As a promo for their new cereal bars they sent me some Marmite toothpaste the other week.
  • localnotail 22 Apr 2010 14:34:07 23,093 posts
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    I wish they would send me free things. I didn't like the cereal bars though. There was a wrongness.

    Sorry guys. Help is at hand.

    In penance I braved the BNP website to see if they were giggling to themselves about all this and lo!

    Thursday, 22 April 2010
    MY MATE MARMITE
    The other parties might have all the money, they might have all the celebs who can project their lies. It was said "You needed a good actor to do the Labour Political broadcast, because no one else could pass off such a work of fiction."

    Nick Griffin and the team came up with the plan of using a jar of marmite. Of course it was a spoof but a very good one because as I type now the BBC, Guardian and Telegraph are publishing a story of how Unilever want to sue the BNP for using the product.

    As the old adage goes "All publicity is good publicity." When you have the forces of hell unleashed on you, knuckle draggers roaming the country attacking legitimate candidates and bear pit political interviews if they do allow you to stand.

    This was a stroke of genius, I am sure the amount of people now hearing about the BNP has risen and where as a political broadcast would go by unnoticed this one will actually be sort out by people wanting to see what all the fuss is about.

    Maybe if they could actually spell properly they might get some semblance of credibility. The BNP is not my mate.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • X201 22 Apr 2010 14:41:12 15,519 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    I donít know how I did it but Iím on some sort of mailing list for Marmite, and they send out great DM from time to time.

    As a promo for their new cereal bars they sent me some Marmite toothpaste the other week.

    That's my share dividend you're eating!

  • Lexx87 16 Jun 2010 12:27:45 20,863 posts
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    My god I love marmite. Mmm mmm mmm what toast this is.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • localnotail 16 Jun 2010 12:34:52 23,093 posts
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    Got weed?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Lexx87 16 Jun 2010 12:36:03 20,863 posts
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    Just marmite.

    Speak the truth hussy!

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