3 words you don't say after sex Page 60

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  • Load_2.0 5 Apr 2010 20:12:45 20,820 posts
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    I'm in HELL!
  • Dirtbox 5 Apr 2010 20:13:23 81,282 posts
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    /mum voice

    She's ready, blize!
  • Deleted user 5 April 2010 20:27:43
    spartancog117 wrote:
    Snake?! SNAKE! ... SNAAAAAAKEEE!!!!!

    there there I won't tell anyone babycakes. It was only pretend asphixiation
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 5 Apr 2010 20:29:17 17,009 posts
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    Stop! Hammer time.
  • Deleted user 5 April 2010 20:31:13
    Dirtbox wrote:
    /mum voice

    I'm ready, blize!

    Fixed, as more likely.
  • Lukey__b 5 Apr 2010 20:33:19 3,716 posts
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    Schoooooooools out forever!
  • Lukus 5 Apr 2010 20:48:31 19,643 posts
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    Genji wrote:
    58 fucking pages?

    Jesus.

    The brilliant irony about this thread is, only 5% of the contributors have ever actually had sex.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 5 Apr 2010 20:51:12 17,009 posts
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    Lukus is jealous.
  • Deleted user 5 April 2010 20:53:27
    Is that a response to his post or something you don't say after sex?
  • rickalish 20 Oct 2010 18:15:11 1,838 posts
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    Feck. Drink. Arse.
  • drumbaby 20 Oct 2010 18:28:05 2,688 posts
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    You are excused.
  • drumbaby 20 Oct 2010 18:31:24 2,688 posts
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    Don't tell mum.
  • warlockuk 20 Oct 2010 18:31:55 19,280 posts
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    I'm sure most of these have been done before.

    Has this one been done: "Thank you, bleH"...?
  • spamdangled 20 Oct 2010 18:42:40 27,911 posts
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    "And you are....?"

    "Oh, you're dead."

    "You're still here?"

    "Don't tell mummy"
  • warlockuk 20 Oct 2010 19:09:26 19,280 posts
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    Yep, all of those have been done :)
  • heyyo 20 Oct 2010 19:12:07 14,364 posts
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  • bauhaus 20 Oct 2010 19:14:13 3,514 posts
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    molty egg hole
  • Lukus 20 Oct 2010 19:25:04 19,643 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Genji wrote:
    58 fucking pages?

    Jesus.

    The brilliant irony about this thread is, only 5% of the contributors have ever actually had sex.

    I stand by this.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 20 Oct 2010 19:25:58 17,009 posts
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    RIP Diana Vickers
  • Lukus 20 Oct 2010 19:34:23 19,643 posts
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    PKmk2 wrote:
    I am sure it will happen soon Lukus.

    Oh, it's happened alright. It's happened all over your mother. OOOH YEAH. DEEP BURN.
  • grace123 8 Nov 2010 11:10:33 11 posts
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    get ready again
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