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  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 30 Jan 2007 11:50:09 36,808 posts
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    Ooooh, ladyboys.
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 30 Jan 2007 11:50:33 36,808 posts
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    God created Adam and Eve, he didn't create Adam and Steve.

    You could say, I'm a homo-sceptic.
  • Dougs 30 Jan 2007 11:51:02 78,030 posts
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    Do you smell gas?
  • Deleted user 30 January 2007 11:51:39
    "Really you should have a hat hard on"
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 30 Jan 2007 11:52:30 36,808 posts
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    Wings? Who are they?

    Only the band the Beatles could've been.
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 30 Jan 2007 11:55:02 36,808 posts
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    No Alan, you can't.
  • glaeken 30 Jan 2007 11:55:26 11,671 posts
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    Smell my cheese you mother!!
  • TheSaint 30 Jan 2007 11:55:53 16,573 posts
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    Stop getting Bond wrong.
  • octo 30 Jan 2007 11:56:15 979 posts
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    Stick that in your cone tract.
  • Dr-Strangelove 30 Jan 2007 11:59:47 2,135 posts
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    Kiss my face
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 30 Jan 2007 12:00:44 36,808 posts
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    Monkey tennis?

    (this thread has totally brightened my day; glad to see there are other Partridge-ites that memorize episodes)
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 30 Jan 2007 12:03:17 36,808 posts
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    You sound like a Bond villain! Dr No........vocal chords.
  • Fat-Boy 30 Jan 2007 12:03:37 4,300 posts
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    Manchester...Cotton and guns!
  • TheSaint 30 Jan 2007 12:03:41 16,573 posts
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    If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother.
  • Neodog 30 Jan 2007 12:03:55 304 posts
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    DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!


    DAAN! DAN! DAN!
  • nickthegun 30 Jan 2007 12:04:12 67,370 posts
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    don't wanna get bogged down in this whole gay nest of vipers

    Eat my goal!!

    TWAT!! That was liquid football!

    Shit!! Did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine!!

    /sadly i wanted to narrow it down to quotes I actually use in everyday conversation....
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 30 Jan 2007 12:05:01 36,808 posts
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    You don't know what water sports are?

    I think we've established that fact...
  • nickthegun 30 Jan 2007 12:05:16 67,370 posts
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    ACCESS TO DIXONS!!!!
  • Deleted user 30 January 2007 12:09:03
    YES, it's an extender!
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 30 Jan 2007 12:09:04 36,808 posts
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    The thing about Stephen Hawking, he is clear.
  • TheSaint 30 Jan 2007 12:10:30 16,573 posts
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    Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think Sunday, bloody Sunday!
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 30 Jan 2007 12:10:59 36,808 posts
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    If rumours are to be believed, Phil, you're back on the boddle....
  • richardiox 30 Jan 2007 12:14:07 6,367 posts
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    "It's a little obvious, a bit too "petrolly"

    "It was massive it was"

    Partrdige FTW
  • Deleted user 30 January 2007 12:14:27
    Ders more to Ireland dan dis!
  • malteaserhead 30 Jan 2007 12:15:18 13,443 posts
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    "This is Radio Norwich, and that was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, because it doesn't quite fit with her blinkered view of the world. It's 4.37 a.m. and you're listening to 'Up with The Partridge'.."
  • nickthegun 30 Jan 2007 12:16:48 67,370 posts
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    What are the properties of a goldfish?
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