Who would you like to punch in the face? Page 29

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  • Deckard1 7 Jan 2013 10:33:09 27,220 posts
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    He does do a mean metaphor though to be fair to him.
  • the_dudefather 7 Jan 2013 10:33:34 9,202 posts
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    Also, the sound of the top gear audience laughing played at 1/4 speed is TERRIFYING

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  • LeoliansBro 7 Jan 2013 10:33:58 43,236 posts
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    I suspect he's happily submerged himself in his character he's created, partly because he's seen how successful it is, and partly because it plays to his instincts and allows him to be outspoken on things he generally does support (like the armed forces, or british engineering expertise).

    Frankly I'll take his patter over dry, wry, twinkle-in-the-eye deadpan bullshit from most everyone you see in book review programmes (plus wosshername the feminist looking more threadbare by the second). This is partly because he knows how to have fun.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • nickthegun 7 Jan 2013 10:37:00 58,851 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    And yes, he's no fool and knows how to play ti his image.

    But he's also more of a cunt than his "self-aware playing up to being a cunt" thing would suggest. It's a double-bluff.
    I know a few people who basically say that the 'lovable cunt' thing is for TV and that he is simply a 'cunt' IRL.

    One of them being a guy who works at the london restaurant he takes all the birds he knocks off on the side to.

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  • kinky_mong 31 May 2013 12:55:09 9,974 posts
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    Jayden Smith. Precocious little shit who is making his dad more irritating by association.

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

  • DrStrangelove 31 May 2013 13:07:56 3,372 posts
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    All those twats driving in front of me at half the speed limit every day.

    I mean, why are they doing that? Are they all stoned?
  • Youthist 31 May 2013 13:27:08 10,010 posts
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    Aggressive driving cunts who tailgate.

    Edited by Youthist at 15:34:12 31-05-2013

    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that

  • quadfather 31 May 2013 14:03:24 11,864 posts
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    The home wrecking sociopath cunt that has just stolen my wife

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • ZuluHero 31 May 2013 14:08:36 4,023 posts
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    I hate it when people (usually in a BMW) flash even when you have no where to go. I mean seriously. Yes I see you. No, I'm not going to go faster to overtake this truck and let you go. No, I'm not going to pull over into the truck. Yes, I STILL see you... What's that? Now you're flashing because I'm slowing down? Don't worry, that's intentional...

    /Passive aggressive grin
  • X201 31 May 2013 14:18:14 15,143 posts
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    Goodfella wrote:
    :D

    What is it with BMW drivers? I used to think it might be a myth but they really do seem account for the majority of cunty drivers I see on the roads.
    That's even with a fair few of them moving over to Audi as well.
  • beastmaster 31 May 2013 14:18:44 11,190 posts
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    Audi drivers too.

    I had a cunt in a BMW tailgate and flash his lights at me once. I slowed down to match the pace of the car in the middle land and he paced the inside lane. The guy went fucking crazy. I could see him shouting and screaming at me and giving me the Vs. He tried going from lane to lane but to no avail.

    Spotted a police car coming in on the slip road so I got out of his way. I ignored him as he pulled up beside me but I could see him getting ever madder with this. He then fucked off at great speed.

    Not very far though as the police pulled him over. :champo2:

    /Drives an Audi

    Edit: Beaten to it

    Edited by beastmaster at 14:21:39 31-05-2013

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  • TheSaint 31 May 2013 14:25:23 14,201 posts
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    Audi drivers are definitely the worst now.
  • OptimusPube 31 May 2013 14:27:43 2,909 posts
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    That radio one DJ with the stupid quiff hair doo that appears on panel shows who think's is funny and is a bit camp, can't remember his name and don't care to either, I'd like to wallop him in the pork pie.

    You better watch out.
    You better beware.
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  • jellyBelly 31 May 2013 14:30:26 372 posts
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    Borris Johnson, closely followed by Jeremy Kyle

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  • whatfruit 31 May 2013 14:41:44 1,291 posts
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    I agree Opube that Nick Grimshaw (the quiffed daemon spawn of Jedward you are referring to) is in need of a conscientious kick in the teeth.

    Edited by whatfruit at 14:42:01 31-05-2013
  • PazJohnMitch 31 May 2013 14:45:02 7,827 posts
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    Bill Gates
  • OptimusPube 31 May 2013 14:46:40 2,909 posts
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    whatfruit wrote:
    I agree Opube that Nick Grimshaw (the quiffed daemon spawn of Jedward you are referring to) is in need of a conscientious kick in the teeth.
    Yeah that's the one.

    You better watch out.
    You better beware.
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  • RobTheBuilder 31 May 2013 14:46:59 6,521 posts
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    Is it ironic that previously this thread talked about hating Jeremy clarkson, then on this page you are all espousing the same thoughts as him on BMW and Audi drivers?
  • andijames 31 May 2013 14:51:48 2,694 posts
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    It seems to be any german made car at the moment. BMW's and Audis are still the worse culprits though. The company car brigade as i call them! Wankers.

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  • Agent_Llama 31 May 2013 14:53:00 3,336 posts
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    OptimusPube wrote:
    whatfruit wrote:
    I agree Opube that Nick Grimshaw (the quiffed daemon spawn of Jedward you are referring to) is in need of a conscientious kick in the teeth.
    Yeah that's the one.
    The man is a moron.

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  • CosmicFuzz 31 May 2013 14:57:41 23,293 posts
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    quadfather wrote:
    The home wrecking sociopath cunt that has just stolen my wife
    :(

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  • Mr_Sleep 31 May 2013 14:59:59 16,852 posts
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    kinky_mong wrote:
    Jayden Smith. Precocious little shit who is making his dad more irritating by association.
    I tried to read the recent interview with the two of them that was in the Guardian and had to give up after about question 3. Apparently his philosophy is that we will come to understand "multidimensional mathematics" or some such. It's clearly pseudy scientology balls but even more stupid than I'd imagined. I guess I can understand it from a child but Will was all over it with his own philosophy too.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • Mr_Sleep 31 May 2013 15:04:30 16,852 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    quadfather wrote:
    The home wrecking sociopath cunt that has just stolen my wife
    :(
    Yeah, that sucks :-(

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • RobTheBuilder 31 May 2013 15:05:54 6,521 posts
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    @quadfather I've known one of those too. Turns out he did me a favour.
  • quadfather 31 May 2013 15:10:17 11,864 posts
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    To be fair, it's a lucky escape and I agree with you. But it's not for this thread. Or any, probably!

    Edited by quadfather at 15:10:42 31-05-2013

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • Zizoo 31 May 2013 15:12:22 8,115 posts
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    Still. Fuck that guy!

    Better off I'm sure.
  • whatfruit 31 May 2013 15:17:38 1,291 posts
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    Mr_Sleep wrote:
    kinky_mong wrote:
    Jayden Smith. Precocious little shit who is making his dad more irritating by association.
    I tried to read the recent interview with the two of them that was in the Guardian and had to give up after about question 3. Apparently his philosophy is that we will come to understand "multidimensional mathematics" or some such. It's clearly pseudy scientology balls but even more stupid than I'd imagined. I guess I can understand it from a child but Will was all over it with his own philosophy too.
    Will Smith is actually a cretin. I remember seeing him do an interview on some late night critical film show. He must have thought it was something like GMTV because he couldn't keep up with the conversation and his response was "it was just emotional, I have never seen anything so raw in emotion, I can just feel emotion, it was emotional". His son seems to have inherited Will's ability of talking out of his shit pipe.
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