Most Annoying TV Adverts Page 137

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  • JamboWayOh 6 Jul 2017 14:58:34 1,732 posts
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    I bet you wouldn't mind having a piece of her shining light, ooh er missus.
  • thelzdking 6 Jul 2017 15:00:26 6,117 posts
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    I'd love to be one of her five jobs.
  • JamboWayOh 6 Jul 2017 15:07:18 1,732 posts
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  • JamboWayOh 6 Jul 2017 15:15:10 1,732 posts
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    @thelzdking

    Well I think her 2nd job is wiping the perinnial shit stained arse of Letsgo. So...
  • thelzdking 6 Jul 2017 15:23:15 6,117 posts
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    @JamboWayOh
    Job I: inane blogger.
    Job II: LetsGo's carer.
    Job III: thelzdking's 'carer'.

    "Wash your hands baby and then it's 'oh yeah' time. The we can watch a film on your HP Spectre."
  • 8bitMofo 6 Jul 2017 15:24:37 610 posts
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    Paypal. With its utter shite nonsensical lyrics.
  • JamboWayOh 6 Jul 2017 15:41:59 1,732 posts
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    @thelzdking

    Glasses on or off?
  • thelzdking 6 Jul 2017 18:03:27 6,117 posts
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    Lady's choice. She's the overemployed breadwinner after all.
  • JamboWayOh 8 Jul 2017 11:38:53 1,732 posts
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    To be fair those HP adverts aren't as insufferable as those ipad pro ads doing the rounds right now.
    Yes, because I would write something as important as a dissertation on a fucking tablet.
  • Syrette 8 Jul 2017 12:55:56 48,968 posts
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    "Multi hate"

    Do one.
  • VideoGameAddict25 11 Jul 2017 18:19:59 657 posts
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    The latest Waitrose advert makes me think there's a bee in the house! Did it really have to be that fucking loud?!
  • mal 11 Jul 2017 22:58:57 28,111 posts
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    Samsung's advert for their new-ish phone (presumably the early adopters have dried up so they need to get some more average joes to buy the things), or specifically the tune. It's from some band that's released a couple of singles and no albums, and seemingly just goes 'everything is better now' over and over to the duration of the advert. It looks suspiciously like it's been commissioned by Samsung.

    To be honest, I got a little pissed off when they started used genuine music in adverts and not plinky plonky library music a good few years ago now, and it still annoys me when they crop a track and interrupt a phrase to get to the chorus quicker. Pay for the proper length of advert if you want to use that music, plebs! Now they're using commissioned music dressed up as real music, with awful lyrics.
  • minky-kong 12 Jul 2017 10:00:07 13,076 posts
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    That Anchor Spreadable one with the weird creatures in purple-face that seems to be on every single ad break. Horrible.
  • Daryoon 20 Jul 2017 15:37:28 5,827 posts
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    Those minute-long phone-in wordseach adverts are the future, aren't they?
  • thelzdking 21 Jul 2017 09:56:12 6,117 posts
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    VideoGameAddict25 wrote:
    The latest Waitrose advert makes me think there's a bee in the house! Did it really have to be that fucking loud?!
    These adverts piss me off too. I mute the TV when they come on.
  • boo 21 Jul 2017 10:43:08 13,245 posts
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    That phone network ad with the gormless looking twonk being followed around by a gaggle of geese that is somehow a metaphor for a 4G signal.

    I HATES IT!
  • Syrette 21 Jul 2017 19:19:09 48,968 posts
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    Nintendo adverts.
  • mal 5 Aug 2017 23:05:02 28,111 posts
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    Those Lexus adverts that precede all channel 4 drama shows. The new one with the self-assembling car that swirls around the guy who touches the logo then the car flows around him and he ends up driving it on a mountain road. Myself, I wouldn't trust a car that's evidently spontaneously able to assemble itself and presumably dissolve similarly enough to drive it on roads with such sheer drops off one side of them.

    Still, it's not quite as bad as the ones that used to pretend people's heads were turned by one of the most offensively boring to look at cars around. This one doesn't look as bad, just a shame one press of the wrong bit of the assembly could see you travelling at just shy of 40 miles an hour into the bottom of a valley from the mountain top, surrounded by little shards of deadly sharp metal.
  • JamboWayOh 5 Aug 2017 23:07:23 1,732 posts
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    How you can hate Lexus, pluralised as Lexii, otherwise known as the Japanese Mercedes.
  • bladdard 5 Aug 2017 23:44:16 1,241 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    How you can hate Lexus, pluralised as Lexii, otherwise known as the Japanese Mercedes.
    They've rebranded it you fool!
  • ChiefGB 6 Aug 2017 02:12:30 7,053 posts
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    Wow, there are actually people who watch the adverts? Isn't that what sky plus was invented for, lol.
  • RobTheBuilder 6 Aug 2017 09:48:35 6,976 posts
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    @ChiefGB you can't always skip them with online streaming, and can't when watching live!
  • VideoGameAddict25 12 Aug 2017 20:04:18 657 posts
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    I heard 'OMG' in a L'Oreal advert...
  • Syrette 14 Aug 2017 18:31:34 48,968 posts
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    Nationwide poem ads, and Health Lottery ads.
  • GuybrushThreepwood 14 Aug 2017 19:02:42 853 posts
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    @Syrette good call on the nationwide ads. Poets my ass

    I'm getting sick of the tesco food tale ads or whatever they call them. I really don't care why the dish is special to the person and I don't want to cook the dish either. I've plenty of recipe books with things I do want to cook.
  • JamboWayOh 14 Aug 2017 19:17:40 1,732 posts
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    GuybrushThreepwood wrote:
    @Syrette good call on the nationwide ads. Poets my ass

    I'm getting sick of the tesco food tale ads or whatever they call them. I really don't care why the dish is special to the person and I don't want to cook the dish either. I've plenty of recipe books with things I do want to cook.
    How can you not care that Gary's baked potato and baked beans mean so much to him because it was the last meal he had before he went down for a two stretch. You uncaring monster.
  • GuybrushThreepwood 14 Aug 2017 20:58:47 853 posts
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    :)
  • thelzdking 14 Aug 2017 23:37:03 6,117 posts
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    Someone needs to stamp on the heads of the people responsible for those Nationwide poetry commercials.
  • thelzdking 14 Aug 2017 23:37:37 6,117 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    GuybrushThreepwood wrote:
    @Syrette good call on the nationwide ads. Poets my ass

    I'm getting sick of the tesco food tale ads or whatever they call them. I really don't care why the dish is special to the person and I don't want to cook the dish either. I've plenty of recipe books with things I do want to cook.
    How can you not care that Gary's baked potato and baked beans mean so much to him because it was the last meal he had before he went down for a two stretch. You uncaring monster.
    Heh :D
  • the_dudefather 15 Aug 2017 09:16:40 10,401 posts
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    I refuse to believe anyone was 'tricked' into thinking a salmon and couscous dish wasn't a healthy meal

    Tesco Ali's husband is a fucking idiot
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