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  • Amajiro 31 May 2006 09:19:01 2,214 posts
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    The one that seems to be advertising anal sex:

    "I didn't feel a thing"
    "Did you feel anything?"

    I'm also on the lookout for adverts that contain football but are for a product that has absolutely fuck all to do with football. Ronaldo on a pedestal, that idiotic Pringles ad, and the stupid Mars "believe" ads are the frontrunners at the moment.
  • Retroid Moderator 31 May 2006 10:04:08 45,313 posts
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    Anything involving foot ball at the moment.

    Because everyone likes football.

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  • Kay 31 May 2006 10:15:47 17,972 posts
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    I like those Mars 'Believe' adverts. It's the World Cup soon, so it's only natural that a lot of adverts will have footballing themes.

    Quite a few adverts that I hate at the moment, the main one being that razor advert that Amajiro mentioned. It annoys me how advertisers feel the need to sexualise everything in order to make it sell.

    K

    Edited by Kay at 10:16:02 31-05-2006
  • oneiros 31 May 2006 10:27:39 1,877 posts
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    Those 'organic' shampoo adverts that sponsor Desperate Housewives: "Katie does it after the milkman's been... Ooh, ahh..."

    FFS. Didn't we leave "Oo-er; it sounds a bit rude" back in the eighties with The Young Ones and Blackadder?
  • megastar 31 May 2006 10:36:26 17,197 posts
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  • Ocrovastru 31 May 2006 10:40:53 617 posts
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    I HATE THEM ALL!!!

    but mostly.......

    "Grays anatomy has arrived, on five"

    it sets my teeth on edge and i bend my fingernails back from gripping the chair so tightly. HER VOICE!!! ARGHHH!

    and....

    "This isnt just wine, this is M&S quality wine, made with the fiest grapes squeezed between a virgins thighs on a sunny day, This isnt just bread....Its M&S finest bread, made to the same recipe jesus used, baked by virgins in an orbiting space station. M&S Food."

    Grrr...
  • megastar 31 May 2006 10:43:53 17,197 posts
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    Fiiiiive, Foooouur, Threeeeee, Twoooooooo, One!

    Get In!


  • pistol 31 May 2006 10:47:28 13,019 posts
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    To be honest there aren't many adverts that don't annoy. They seem to have lost all the originality.

    Where are the "When Mash Get's Smashed" or the Martini adverts with Leonard Rossiter? Stuff like that puts a smile on my face.



    Edited by pistol at 10:48:14 31-05-2006
  • Kay 31 May 2006 10:48:26 17,972 posts
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    Might as well add in those annoying Herbal Essence adverts.

    K
  • souljah 31 May 2006 11:09:28 4,704 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Any adverts with that little blinde girl in it. One minute she's full of Yoplait, the next she's full of cancer.

    Yes!!
    Then on the tubs of yoplait, shes there again, with the tag: "Helps keep her bones strong".

    Um, not going to eat yoghurt to keep someone elses bones in tip-top shape, yoplait!
  • pjmaybe 31 May 2006 11:13:11 70,676 posts
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    Kay wrote:
    Might as well add in those annoying Herbal Essence adverts.

    K

    Christ on a bike, that bitch needs a good hard shag if a shampoo does that to her. She must have a clit like a grapefruit...

    Annoying ads:

    The McCoy "razor piss take" ad
    ANY and EVERY SINGLE mobile phone / Service provider ad, ever.
    ANY and EVERY SINGLE car ad, ever.
    ANY and EVERY SINGLE broadband / telco provider ad ever.
    The Nationwide ads with the fat champagne-guzzling bank manager.
    ANY and EVERY SINGLE government-backed "we know where you live, we're going to nick you, you tax dodging scumbag" ad.
    ANY and EVERY SINGLE road safety ad.
    ANY and EVERY SINGLE BBC "not ad" imploring you to buy a digibox, DAB radio, copy of the radio times.

    Peej

  • York 31 May 2006 12:06:16 8,667 posts
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    Amajiro wrote:
    The one that seems to be advertising anal sex:

    "I didn't feel a thing"
    "Did you feel anything?"
    Ties in to my hatred of European adverts that are dubbed into English. Cheap, rushed, and doesn't reflect our culture.

    And L'Oreal adverts which are English in the first place, but are then dubbed over, very poorly.





    Oh! And any advert involving football, which must as a rule star working class northeners. I mean, fair enough, but it seems too premeditated and obvious.
  • pjmaybe 31 May 2006 12:38:06 70,676 posts
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    Hatred must be poured upon the fat IBS-bloated bitch who goes round to her friend's house, and tries to sneak off with the yoghurts. Any cheap-assed bitch did that to me, she'd be found floating face down in the Thames the next day.

    That ad torques me off something rotten, that and the loo freshener one where the woman obviously didn't wait ten minutes after a huge dump, then has the audacity to moan about the stench in the downstairs bog (into which we don't pass solids!)

    Peej
  • TwistidChimp 31 May 2006 12:41:39 8,825 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    Hatred must be poured upon the fat IBS-bloated bitch who goes round to her friend's house, and tries to sneak off with the yoghurts. Any cheap-assed bitch did that to me, she'd be found floating face down in the Thames the next day.

    Ah you mean this one.. amusing review of said advert on badadverts.co.uk
  • pjmaybe 31 May 2006 12:44:01 70,676 posts
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    I'd still line them up and fuck the pair of them, IBS or no.

    Preferably covered in Activia.

    Peej
  • l_p_4_7 31 May 2006 12:54:29 200 posts
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    Worst advert at the moment: Bulldog broadband. That annoying shopkeeper who babbles on and then that stupid woman who replies "completely" when he says crackers.

    I. hate. Bulldog. Broadband.
  • Fat-Boy 31 May 2006 12:58:52 4,300 posts
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    l_p_4_7 wrote:
    Worst advert at the moment: Bulldog broadband. That annoying shopkeeper who babbles on and then that stupid woman who replies "completely" when he says crackers.

    I. hate. Bulldog. Broadband.

    But to be fair, there is something hot in an older woman, mate's mum kind of way about her which makes it marginally more bearable.
  • ST.. 31 May 2006 13:41:33 934 posts
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    Beanie wrote:
    Mechanic: "I've got the right.."

    Factory worker: "I've got the right."

    Manual labourer: "I've got the right!"

    "Have you got the right to buy your council property?"

    Actually, I don't know whether I hate it or love it.

    I've never seen that advert but your description had me in stitches! Sounds like a great comedy sketch.
  • pistol 31 May 2006 14:00:15 13,019 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    I'd still line them up and fuck the pair of them, IBS or no.

    Preferably covered in Activia.

    Peej

    Peej Peej, why so angry today?
  • DoleScum 31 May 2006 17:22:52 573 posts
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    Ads on BBC

    ok so they're only self promotion but they do my nut in

    They are overly long and repeated constantly, the ones about digital tv are really annoying in particular
  • sport 31 May 2006 18:03:42 12,816 posts
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    l_p_4_7 wrote:
    Worst advert at the moment: Bulldog broadband. That annoying shopkeeper who babbles on and then that stupid woman who replies "completely" when he says crackers.

    I. hate. Bulldog. Broadband.

    Open the gate!!!!!!
  • Stickman 31 May 2006 18:18:30 29,664 posts
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    freaxgamer wrote:
    The Frosties Advert:

    'They're gonna Taste Great, They're gonna Taste Great, They're gonna Taste Great, They're gonna Taste Great'

    Good it is annoying!!!

    /moans

    I'm getting a migrane thinking of it

    Quite simply one of the worst adverts ever.

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • jaxon58 31 May 2006 18:24:29 2,424 posts
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    Selfstyle UK windows and doors for me.

    For years i've had to put up with their ridiculous shouting tactics "TRUST ME, IT'S FREE FITTING!" but more recently they've thrown Cannon & Ball at me.

    A salesperson of theirs knocked on my front door and I told them I wasn't interested as soon they said where they were from. When asked why, I said 'Because of your bloody annoying adverts!'
  • TR421 31 May 2006 20:08:40 380 posts
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    DoleScum wrote:
    Ads on BBC

    ok so they're only self promotion but they do my nut in

    They are overly long and repeated constantly, the ones about digital tv are really annoying in particular

    The one's that really piss me off are the TV liscence ones featuring students. Designed by a denizen of Hell to drive a wedge of hatred betwixt parent and child.
  • Dirtbox 31 May 2006 20:15:10 79,217 posts
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    I'll never forget the 10 minute late night epic that was The Cat & Mouse Watch infomercial.

    For 10 sodding minutes they'd try and sell this thing, authentic "leatherette" strap. The cat "playfully trying" to catch the mouse (A picture of a cat. not moving). The mouse was stuck on the end of the second hand and the whole thing looked like a shonky Swatch rip off.

    I started out hating the ad, but after seeing it every night for months it actually became a bit of a highlight. I even had well rehersed, hilariously sarcastic comebacks to the voice over.

    I miss it :(

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  • Lutz 31 May 2006 20:18:39 48,854 posts
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    "I thought you couldn't wear glarses?"

    What the hell is it with the mistimed emphasis' there?

    What else would you do with glasses?
  • quedex 31 May 2006 20:23:42 3,135 posts
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    So, if 3 people go into Pizza Hut and buy a special pizza meal that has 12 slices and costs 9.99, how many cock-smoking arse monkeys does it take to come up with an annoying-as-heck TV advert?
  • Lutz 31 May 2006 20:50:53 48,854 posts
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    rhythm wrote:
    I thought it was contact lenses, Lutz? Still pissing annoying either way :-)
    heh, indeed it is. Some other bloody advert must have the glarses thing it in then.

    /hates TV in general anyway.
  • Dirtbox 31 May 2006 20:53:26 79,217 posts
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    "aaaaaaaaaaahh

    confused.com"

    /slams face in a Foreman grill

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  • Lutz 31 May 2006 20:54:13 48,854 posts
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    Admiral dot com.

    If I ever see that fucking parrot I'll be feeding it to my cats.
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