Top tip -- always say 'NO' to a gang bang. Page 12

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  • Armoured_Bear 25 Mar 2014 23:57:28 10,270 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Hey, turns out it WAS a link, and not just a picture posted straight onto the forum. I never knew :)
    I'm stupid but not quite *that* stupid.
    Looks like a few muppets were talking shite in this thread.

    Anyway, back to Charlie's galloping knob rot.....

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  • bad09 26 Mar 2014 00:22:00 5,623 posts
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    superdelphinus wrote:
    Wait a minute, you think he made the whole thing up??
    To be honest it's not the most outrageous thing I ever heard so not something to be shocked at for me and swinging is actually surprisingly popular, I've know a few people over the years that have indulged in such things (group sex is the most common fantasy for a reason - we all fancy it :) ). Didn't really think about it either way TBH, there would be little point to lying about something like on a site where nobody actually knows you wouldn't there? We'll all forget this thread in a week.

    I'm not saying he did make it up anyway I just remembered the "etiquette" discussion on these things I had once and as far as I was told by someone who went to these sort of parties they never bring people in unknowing.

    Edited by bad09 at 00:22:58 26-03-2014
  • Syrette 26 Mar 2014 00:26:30 43,063 posts
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    I've suggested a board orgy before, but it's always been shot down. Something about there being only 2-3 female forumites, because they get scared off.

  • bad09 26 Mar 2014 00:30:38 5,623 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    I've suggested a board orgy before, but it's always been shot down. Something about there being only 2-3 female forumites, because they get scared off.
    I call Charlie!

    / winks at Charlie
  • Mola_Ram 26 Mar 2014 00:32:55 6,961 posts
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    warlockuk wrote:
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    You're in the minority in your discomfort, mate. It's been statistically proven that 9/10 people enjoy gang bangs.
    I think you'll find the joke is "9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape".
    Yeah, but this thread isn't about rape. You disgusting sicko.
  • Bremenacht 28 Mar 2014 10:17:01 17,613 posts
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    This thread rang a bell, and I've just remembered what:

    I fantasise about group sex with old, obese men

    I guess she eventually chose to share the fantasy. Are you sure you didn't see this coming, Charles?
  • Salaman 28 Mar 2014 10:20:13 18,863 posts
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    I'm so not clicking that link. :-) Even if it is the guardian.
  • CosmicFuzz 28 Mar 2014 10:22:03 23,189 posts
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    Haha, yes that's definitely one to keep off the old work computer.

    /browses to mobile site on phone

    /in bathroom

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  • cheeky_prawnking 28 Mar 2014 10:26:58 4,261 posts
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    Ha

    The thing that really turns me on is the idea of having to lift their stomachs and search for their penises
  • mrpon 28 Mar 2014 10:51:15 28,437 posts
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    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Trafford 28 Mar 2014 15:08:41 5,613 posts
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    The comments in that Guardian article were hilarious, kept me very amused at work on the day.
  • elstoof 28 Mar 2014 15:38:34 6,611 posts
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    I feel for the model who's picture they used at the top of the article, I bet she was chuffed when her agent told her she'd be on the Guardian website.
  • Psychotext 28 Mar 2014 15:42:40 53,809 posts
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    Can you imagine the fun her friends had with that? :D
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 28 Mar 2014 15:43:29 37,340 posts
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    Right, it's the weekend. Who's up for a gangbang?

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  • elstoof 28 Mar 2014 15:44:03 6,611 posts
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    Consider searching for the root.
    Nice one Pamela, she's asking you to help her stop doing that.
  • cheeky_prawnking 28 Mar 2014 15:46:18 4,261 posts
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    Think I would a sniff of Charlie before considering a gang bang.
  • Fake_Blood 28 Mar 2014 15:52:21 4,068 posts
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    I guess the only way to win in that situation is fuck the hottest chick in there, smoke a cigarette and leave without the girlfriend.
  • warlockuk 28 Mar 2014 15:54:18 19,133 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    warlockuk wrote:
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    You're in the minority in your discomfort, mate. It's been statistically proven that 9/10 people enjoy gang bangs.
    I think you'll find the joke is "9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape".
    Yeah, but this thread isn't about rape. You disgusting sicko.
    Oh, stooooop. You're giving me a semi.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • elstoof 28 Mar 2014 15:56:47 6,611 posts
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    Fake_Blood wrote:
    I guess the only way to win in that situation is fuck the hottest chick in there, smoke a cigarette and leave without the girlfriend.
    I suspect the hottest chick in there was the girlfriend, snd blind panic led to the questionable decision for Charlie to take a mouthful of ballsack.
  • iancognito 28 Mar 2014 16:02:08 970 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Right, it's the weekend. Who's up for a gangbang?
    Do I agree, or do I remember the tip and decline? Decisions, decisions.

    Charlie was kind enough to share his tip with a large group, then he created a forum post and told us about it.
  • Psychotext 28 Mar 2014 17:25:09 53,809 posts
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    iancognito wrote:
    Charlie was kind enough to share his tip with a large group, then he created a forum post and told us about it.
    I see what you did there.
  • Fake_Blood 28 Mar 2014 17:35:35 4,068 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Fake_Blood wrote:
    I guess the only way to win in that situation is fuck the hottest chick in there, smoke a cigarette and leave without the girlfriend.
    I suspect the hottest chick in there was the girlfriend, snd blind panic led to the questionable decision for Charlie to take a mouthful of ballsack.
  • elstoof 28 Mar 2014 17:52:23 6,611 posts
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    Is that the spunk flight path from the party?
  • Rusty_M 28 Mar 2014 18:00:10 4,579 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Right, it's the weekend. Who's up for a gangbang?
    I'm in

    and out, and in again.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • RelaxedMikki 28 Mar 2014 18:00:40 927 posts
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    yeah, that or the disease vectors of the stds being transmitted...!

    (sorry Charlie)
  • mrpon 28 Mar 2014 18:02:36 28,437 posts
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    No that's the spunk map on her back, zoomed out. The red lines are the arterial spray from Charlies ripped anus.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • elstoof 28 Mar 2014 18:06:25 6,611 posts
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    Fucking hell, you need to go deep to get the anal artery as well.
  • elstoof 28 Mar 2014 18:09:13 6,611 posts
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    Those old boys weren't playing games.
  • RelaxedMikki 28 Mar 2014 18:15:31 927 posts
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    /vomits

    Wasn't 'Ripped Anus (Arterial Spray)' a Cannibal Corpse b-side?

    (I am going to have difficulty explaining this comment if my wife starts snooping around my forum posts agian...!)
  • elstoof 28 Mar 2014 19:18:08 6,611 posts
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    12 pages in and the only Pro Tip I've learned about group sex is not to be the sponge, or as it's now called in these circles, the " Charlie".

    Edited by elstoof at 19:20:00 28-03-2014
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