That sachet in packets of Beef Jerky...

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  • caligari 2 Sep 2013 18:53:51 16,832 posts
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    ...are you supposed to eat it? Ever?

    It says 'Oxygen Absorber' on the side of the packet - along with 'DO NOT EAT' - you'd think that was enough to put most people off BUT I've always tipped it out in to the packet thinking that it was seasoning/salt.

    Time to stick my fingers down my throat?
  • mrpon 2 Sep 2013 18:55:50 27,640 posts
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    Silica Gel fan?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deckard1 2 Sep 2013 18:56:55 25,383 posts
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    Ah so you're the guy that they write "may contain nuts" on a packet of peanuts for.

    Called it

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 2 Sep 2013 19:02:35 36,269 posts
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    Eat it. Post the results.

    I totally called it.
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  • caligari 2 Sep 2013 19:04:51 16,832 posts
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    I've already eaten it - that's the point. ;_; It was like eating salty black chalk - I assumed it was some kind of 'traditional' flavouring.

    Honestly, I've had about a dozen packets of beef jerky in the past, and I've eaten that sachet every time. Every. Single. Time.
  • Jmek 2 Sep 2013 19:07:03 1,293 posts
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    I tried beef jerky once. It was like munching on a necrotic ball sack
  • Deleted user 2 September 2013 19:08:18
    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1502/whats-that-white-stuff-packed-with-beef-jerky

    The reason why they make a point of telling you not to eat them is that a surprising number of damnfools figure any small packet found in a food container must be some kinda condiment.
  • X201 2 Sep 2013 19:09:09 14,692 posts
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    caligari wrote:
    salty black chalk
    Probably activated charcoal
  • Deckard1 2 Sep 2013 19:10:01 25,383 posts
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    Do you eat the one you get in with new trainers as well?

    Called it

  • caligari 2 Sep 2013 19:34:45 16,832 posts
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    Graveland wrote:
    There was an article in the Daily Mail the other day that said eating them causes cancer.
    The Daily Mail? I think you're getting it confused with the 'Princess Diana causes Cancer' headline.
  • morriss 2 Sep 2013 19:36:27 70,748 posts
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    I love jerky, me.
  • Metalfish 2 Sep 2013 19:40:22 8,688 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    caligari wrote:
    salty black chalk
    Probably activated charcoal
    If it is, at least it's probably adsorbing all the other things he's stuffed into his mouth like a giant three year old.
  • OptimusPube 2 Sep 2013 19:46:12 2,404 posts
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    Not once, not twice, not even three times but twelve times at least you've eaten silica gel? are you a bit stupid, let me rephrase that, a raging thicko, you're the reason we have all these stupid warning labels.

    Is it supposed to be like this?

  • Rusty_M 2 Sep 2013 19:47:02 4,344 posts
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    If it's silica gel, I've heard that it shouldn't do too much harm as long as you ensure you stay hydrated. My source for this information is NOT reliable.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • Deleted user 2 September 2013 19:48:09
    Health-wise, it's probably the same as eating uncooked rice.
  • Deckard1 2 Sep 2013 19:49:39 25,383 posts
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    I'm kind of hoping his head has dried up to the size of a kumquat

    Edited by Deckard1 at 19:52:59 02-09-2013

    Called it

  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 Sep 2013 19:53:20 2,450 posts
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    It's called "The Natural Selection Yum Yum Super Food" and it's perfectly safe, some even say enjoyable.
  • Khanivor 2 Sep 2013 19:57:13 39,865 posts
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    Whoah.
  • Kostabi 2 Sep 2013 19:59:55 4,660 posts
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    This is a joke right? Why would you actively consume something with a warning not to?

    On the upside beef jerky is delicious.
  • kentmonkey 2 Sep 2013 20:00:46 20,071 posts
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    Because he didn't read the instructions until tonight. Der!
  • Nasty 2 Sep 2013 20:01:45 4,726 posts
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  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 Sep 2013 20:02:47 2,450 posts
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    Guys that little skull and crossbones means it's full of calcium, right? Healthy bones!
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 Sep 2013 20:04:00 2,450 posts
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    Guys I was at the zoo and I saw a sign that said "lion enclosure, do not enter, ever, ever, ever" so I got in. I'll be ok right?
  • Khanivor 2 Sep 2013 20:05:07 39,865 posts
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    Muppet fight!
  • YoshiMcTaggis 2 Sep 2013 20:06:14 2,450 posts
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    I think eating something that says in capital letters "DO NOT EAT" wins pretty much any muppet fight.
  • OptimusPube 2 Sep 2013 20:06:19 2,404 posts
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    You know it says no naked flames at petrol pumps, you should totally ignore that.

    Is it supposed to be like this?

  • Megapocalypse 2 Sep 2013 20:10:03 5,228 posts
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    You can add it to a glass of the stuff your mum keeps in a blue bottle under the sink. Surprisingly refreshing. (The X on the side is for eXtreme.)

    Edited by Megapocalypse at 20:10:17 02-09-2013
  • Megapocalypse 2 Sep 2013 20:11:11 5,228 posts
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    But yes, decent jerky is lovely.
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