The most apparently inadvertent homoerotic movie scene/sequence ever Page 2

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  • Reacher 17 Jun 2013 18:49:22 900 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    I must watch this film..what is it?



    I came in to say Lord of the Rings, Interview with a Vampire ( though I think that's intentional) and The Expendables 2.
  • grey_matters 17 Jun 2013 18:59:33 3,863 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Showdown in Little Tokyo. It's amazing.
    Hah! It truly is.
  • CosmicFuzz 17 Jun 2013 20:12:48 25,628 posts
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    The 4 hour shuttle ride between Kirk and Scotty in Star Trek The Motion Picture. Kirk is dying on a blowie but Scotty insists on driving at 3 mph, the tease.

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  • megastar 17 Jun 2013 20:29:58 17,197 posts
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    What the Hell is wrong with a group of men, taking off their shirts in the blazing sunshine, so that they can enjoy a good game of volleyball.

    It's not homoerotic, it's just common sense!



    /howls with his top off like Slider
  • megastar 17 Jun 2013 20:33:24 17,197 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    1) The arm wrestling scene in Predator.

    2) The entire first act of Predator
    DILLON!! Son of a bitch!!!


    Heh! Superb!
  • localnotail 17 Jun 2013 20:36:18 23,093 posts
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    Oil slick fight in the garage in The Transporter.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • sport 17 Jun 2013 20:38:33 12,811 posts
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    megastar wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    1) The arm wrestling scene in Predator.

    2) The entire first act of Predator
    DILLON!! Son of a bitch!!!


    Heh! Superb!
    What's the matter megastar? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
  • jonsaan 17 Jun 2013 20:39:59 25,440 posts
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    Surely this sort of thing is all in the eye of the beholder....

    I see it everywhere myself. Even this thread is hugely homoerotic.

    I'd say Spinal Tap. Every scene with David and Nigel. Mind you that's intentional, so I'll go for downfall. Hitler is a massive pent up gayer.

    Edited by jonsaan at 20:42:34 17-06-2013

    FCUTA!

  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 20:40:20
    kalel wrote:
    Following on from deckard1's action sequence thing, I thought this would make a good sequel thread.

    Obviously everyone's going to say Top Gun, but for me nothing beats the beach training in Rocky 3.
    Surely the sparring match at the end of Rocky 3 has to take that. Look at how limp-wristed and camp Apollo is when he goes "Ding, Ding". You just get the feeling it's going to go from friendly sparring to full on dominance match with the victor punish-fucking the loser.
  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 20:40:50
    Oh, and the bad guy's vest in Commando.


    In fact, basically every action movie of the 80s.
  • TheSaint 17 Jun 2013 20:40:51 14,829 posts
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    Luke, Han and the Ton-Ton
  • sport 17 Jun 2013 20:43:24 12,811 posts
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    meme wrote:
    In fact, basically every action movie of the 80s.
    Pretty much.
  • jonsaan 17 Jun 2013 20:48:28 25,440 posts
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    That bit in Star Trek First Contact where Wharf and Picard argue when the captain calls him a coward.

    FCUTA!

  • megastar 17 Jun 2013 20:52:07 17,197 posts
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    Not necessarily particularly homoerotic, but Vipers talk with Mav towards the end of Top Gun where he tells Mav his old man was a hell of a pilot, moves me to tears every time. "Bogeys like fireflys in the sky" superb dialogue!!
  • nickthegun 17 Jun 2013 20:56:29 61,318 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Oh, and the bad guy's vest in Commando.
    The entire last fight is, basically, Matrix and Bennett dry humping.

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  • Dangerous_Dan 17 Jun 2013 21:08:09 2,378 posts
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    Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Scotty.

    The screenwriters of the new 2009 movie made sure that the modern audience was convinced that they all had a case of the not gays. All of those characters have at least one line which makes it clear that they have either a girlfriend, are married, are womanizers or desire female bodies.

    Uhura can be seen on the movie posters together with Kirk and Spock.
    Kirk, Spock and McCoy would have been, probably, too 'gay'.

    Conclusion - pretty much every movie in which there are two guys or more and no woman involved is gay, especially if it's an action movie.
    It's a reflection of the times, not the movies themselves.
  • RobTheBuilder 17 Jun 2013 21:12:48 6,521 posts
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    It's the three guys in beer ads problem...
  • StarchildHypocrethes 17 Jun 2013 21:13:39 26,604 posts
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    Willem Dafoe has a touch of the creepy old gay about him in Platoon.
  • SparkyMarky81 17 Jun 2013 21:16:52 567 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    meme wrote:
    Oh, and the bad guy's vest in Commando.
    The entire last fight is, basically, Matrix and Bennett dry humping.
    Bennet's 'tache is certainly homoerotic. And the ultra camp way he exclaims he is going to kill John Matrix.
  • mrpon 17 Jun 2013 22:01:43 29,568 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Please stop saying Predator is homoerotic
    What about when Billy (homoerotically) rips off his vest and (homoerotically) draws his weapon and (homoerotically) carves it into his chest?

    "You ain't afraid of no man violating your anus"

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Lukus 17 Jun 2013 22:13:46 19,475 posts
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    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    Point Break is exceedingly gay.
    I fucking love Point Break. In a totally gay way.

    That man-hand-shake in Predator is fucking sexy too.

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  • b0rk 17 Jun 2013 22:18:04 2,942 posts
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    Having watched Rocky 3 just the other day I'd have to agree with the op. It's extremely...homoerotic. :D

    I think it's the bit where it shows each of their legs.

    HOT

    Edited by B0rked_Gamer at 22:19:10 17-06-2013
  • Load_2.0 17 Jun 2013 22:22:53 19,670 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    1) The arm wrestling scene in Predator.

    2) The entire first act of Predator


  • Load_2.0 17 Jun 2013 22:23:35 19,670 posts
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  • beastmaster 17 Jun 2013 22:30:46 11,992 posts
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    Pretty much the whole of Miami Connection which I am watching now.

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • CosmicFuzz 17 Jun 2013 22:47:46 25,628 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    1) The arm wrestling scene in Predator.

    2) The entire first act of Predator


    BONER

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  • jonsaan 17 Jun 2013 22:54:30 25,440 posts
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    That's just macho. You only see it as gay because you fancy Apollo Creed and Dutch.

    FCUTA!

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