|He's probably a bit of a cunt though.|
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|He's probably a bit of a cunt though.|
kinky_mong wrote:I actually lol'd at that. I work hard too and perhaps I am tough on him but I really wish he would disappear.
|I know a guy.|
|Just get a divorce and let him see his kids. Why be selfish about it?|
|I think I'd be perfect as the dumb boyfriend who gets manipulated into murdering the hubby.|
ZuluHero wrote:To be fair, I get the feeling this thread isn't *entirely* serious...
You could always plant some "pictures" on his PC and then "find" them one day.|
PM user Armoured_Bear for the required materials.
If you have a gas point for a gas fire or similar upstairs, wait until he's asleep, close all doors and windows and set the gas running. It will rise, and slowly fill the house from the top down.|
Meanwhile, leave a burner on the gas hob on.
By the time the gas travels far enough down the house to reach the burner, the house will be virtually full of gas, and the resulting explosion will be devastating.
Pros : Almost certainly guarantees fatality for anyone on the premises.
Cons : Will be difficult chatting with the neighbours in future as you will almost certainly have destroyed their homes.
Get them drunk so that they pass out. Meanwhile, previously make friends with a publican or similar, and acquire a cylinder of carbon dioxide, used for pressuring beer taps. Construct a small open-topped tent out of a bin bag and coat hangers, and place over victim. Dangle nozzle from cylinder over tent and turn on tap. Co2 will displace air and suffocate victim without the tell-tale traces of carbon monoxide etc.
Pros : Most of the equipment are handy household items and can easily be left in plain sight without arousing suspicion, as long as you dismantle the tent.
Cons : You leave yourself open to blackmail by the pub worker.
NB - If you are a pub worker, then you're laughing.
Get them drunk so they pass out. Leave an overfull chip pan on the hob. Resulting fire will almost certainly be fatal.
Pros : This is one of the most common causes of accidental death, so suspicion will be minimal as long as you don't start cheering at the inquest.
Cons : See above, re: neighbour related awkwardness.
Edited by boo at 12:59:49 17-05-2013
|Pepsipop, if you're being serious about not letting a new guy see your kids for a year etc, you're incredibly dense. Also, the whole tone of it all is rather unsettling. How would you feel if your husband was posting about divorcing you in such a flippant manner? The kids aren't just yours. Grow up and do the right thing.|
Some funny suggestions. Divorce is bad for the kids, clearly a huge gas explosion killing their dad is way better for them.
"your dad rescued you all then died in the explosion after I asked him to go and save my Xbox".
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|Divorce isn't always bad for kids, depends on the reasons, whether there is acrimony, terms of access etc. Likewise, staying together isn't always good. If the environment is sour, then the kids will be effected, sometimes more than divorce|
|I'm surprised he hasn't already.|
Give me $10 I'm worth it.
|All I can suggest is watching a few episodes of Monk and getting tips from there.|
|Careful he doesn't throw acid on you.|
Pepsipop wrote:Hook up with some guy, make him crazy about you, make him believe that your husband is abusing you and all kinds of bad things. Make him do the deed. Later blame it all on him, claim he was being so jealous.
If you don't want to hook up with anybody then get on an airplane with him - long distance flight. Use a specific poison, there are some which cause heart failure and dissolve in the body after a few hours. Blame it on some clogged up arteries or something related.
If you want to go the divorce route then read up on how other men got screwed in divorce court and do what happened to them.
You've got many options.
This um. This thread. |
It's going to turn quite ugly, isn't it?
Harpooner wrote:I like the idea of routinely hiding large amounts of paracetamol in drinks and food. That would work.
I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.
|boo is scaring me.|
|Why the fuck is this weeping pus-filled rectum of a thread still here? (Rhetorical question)|
|I liked boos ones as they were mental.|
|Tell hairy hes being mean to you on the internet|
|Some oh too serious people on today I see.|
|Yeah, youre right. Hairy would fuck him up.|
|Try watching Dudley Moore's Unfaithfully Yours for inspiration and pretend it is a documentary.|
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|Hairy is a big softey he couldn't hurt my husband.|
|First question is always does anyone beside you and your partner know that things are going wrong?|
|Hairy could turn the smoulder up to max and scorch his flipping face off!|