Escorts (not the FORD car variety)

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  • Deleted user 4 May 2013 19:51:53
    Was out last night chatting with a group of mates.

    Somehow got onto the subject of Escorts etc as one of my mates uses an escort to pose nude for his personal photography shoots, which led to another admitting he visits a local escort at least once a month.

    This shocked/surprised me a little.

    So has anyone here ever paid for a bit of whatever you fancy.
  • WrongShui 4 May 2013 19:53:51 6,609 posts
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    I'm sure there's a thread about this already...
  • Dirtbox 4 May 2013 19:57:28 77,684 posts
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    I know of at least 2 people on this forum who require professional services.

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  • Flying_Pig 4 May 2013 19:59:39 10,877 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    I know of at least 2 people on this forum who require professional services.
    Wet work?
  • Deleted user 4 May 2013 20:03:38
    Does this have anything to do with groping people in the back of taxi cabs?

    You've got previous espi....

    ;)
  • El_MUERkO 4 May 2013 20:10:53 16,970 posts
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    Wet work... tehehe
  • Deleted user 4 May 2013 20:13:09
    Ironlungs76 wrote:
    Does this have anything to do with groping people in the back of taxi cabs?

    You've got previous espi....

    ;)
    That was in a previous life don't go drinking with the nurses anymore

    Edited by espibara at 20:13:23 04-05-2013
  • Triggerhappytel 4 May 2013 20:19:05 2,695 posts
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    So we're talking about prostitutes? A mate of mine as far as I know has slept with a prostitute (another friend of his paid for it as a birthday present), but he's massively obese and a bit of a mess, and I've never known a woman to show any interest in him, or that he's pulled at all. It's not something I'd ever consider really, because it seems a bit cheap and grotty to me. If I were that desperate for a shag I'd rather try and find a woman on a night out, even if she were mediocre I'd feel better about that than paying for sex .
  • Deleted user 4 May 2013 20:19:20
    Nurse escorts? In a Ford to boot?

    Win win.

    A mate of my cousin (who works backstage for Man City incidentally*) has had a strong passion for escorts and hookers for well over 15 years.

    It's odd really, as he's a good looking chap but he seems to like the fantasy lifestyle...

    *the mate, not my cousin I hasten to add (that sounded a bit confusing sorry)

    Edited by Ironlungs76 at 20:23:58 04-05-2013
  • Lukus 4 May 2013 20:32:22 19,049 posts
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    A couple of people I knew at university had used the services in Amsterdam. It sounded like an utterly miserable experience. Queuing up, waiting for your turn, then being told you had 15 minutes to get the job done.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • RightBean 4 May 2013 20:47:28 639 posts
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    this is what i'm going to do with my pension, if I get one
  • Deleted user 4 May 2013 20:56:28
    RightBean wrote:
    this is what i'm going to do with my pension, if I get one
    LOL horny pensioners
  • Kostabi 4 May 2013 21:11:01 4,903 posts
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    Best one I ever had was in Vegas. Gorgeous girl and arrived at my door quicker than I've had some pizzas delivered.
  • El_MUERkO 4 May 2013 21:25:28 16,970 posts
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    Kostabi wrote:
    Best one I ever had was in Vegas. Gorgeous girl and arrived at my door quicker than I've had some pizzas delivered.
    Cannibal!
  • philreeduk 4 May 2013 21:44:22 283 posts
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    I know of a friends escapades due to him and another friend of ours going to a gig and ending up in the "darkside of town" afterwards. The mutual friend writes a song about it which means their trip now lives in infamy in our social circle......

    Edited by philreeduk at 21:47:34 04-05-2013
  • PearOfAnguish 4 May 2013 23:54:20 7,201 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    A couple of people I knew at university had used the services in Amsterdam. It sounded like an utterly miserable experience. Queuing up, waiting for your turn, then being told you had 15 minutes to get the job done.
    I'd have thought just looking threw their little windows and seeing the grubby mattress would be enough to put anyone off. If you want a real shock check out the Red Light District day shift. Give you nightmares.
  • HoriZon 4 May 2013 23:58:30 13,527 posts
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    Love the fact a lot of the above posts use "a mate of mine" yeah yeah lol

    I used to be a gamer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • neilka 5 May 2013 00:04:16 15,844 posts
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    Rape a duck instead
  • localnotail 5 May 2013 00:12:53 23,093 posts
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    I recommend Dreamytime Escorts of London.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Syrette 5 May 2013 00:20:50 43,295 posts
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    Do they do male escorts or something Local?

  • AccidentProne 5 May 2013 01:03:54 1,162 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    I recommend Dreamytime Escorts of London.
    Escorts, bestcorts. Come in if you're saucy.
  • sirtacos 5 May 2013 02:06:45 7,273 posts
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    RLD in Amsterdam is fucking rank. I'm all for a legalised and regulated sex industry, but that place is hardly its shining beacon.

    Edited by sirtacos at 03:05:23 05-05-2013
  • DodgyPast 5 May 2013 03:16:21 8,444 posts
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    One of the odder aspects of living in Bangkok is that I get to see friends that would never dream of doing that kind of thing in the UK cut an evening out short to head to one of the "entertainment"  zones.

    I've never bothered... Especially since having been dragged to the odd gogo bar I've come to the conclusion that there are far more attractive normal girls available.

    When I used to go to the late night clubs was disappointed a couple of times after thinking I'd pulled up until the lass asked for money to go home with me.

    For me personally I can't imagine having sex with someone who doesn't want to have sex with me... I'm not wired that way.

    Edited by DodgyPast at 03:21:27 05-05-2013
  • RobTheBuilder 5 May 2013 03:37:05 6,521 posts
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    Agreed. There are few things less sexy than someone not wanting to be there!
  • twelveways 5 May 2013 04:47:29 3,971 posts
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    When I was single here in China I used to visit the 'pink rooms' every now and then.

    One got raided by the cops once and I had to escape through the back door (ooer missus) with my shoes in my hand pulling my pants up, that put me off for a while but, as they are cheap, everywhere and full of hot Asian girls, I went back a few times after.

    It is not something I would do in the UK though, I did it because I like Chinese girls but they are all mental and there is no way I could have a Chinese gf.
  • DodgyPast 5 May 2013 05:37:04 8,444 posts
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    twelveways wrote:
    It is not something I would do in the UK though, I did it because I like Chinese girls but they are all mental and there is no way I could have a Chinese gf.
    Is that all Chinese girls or just the ones that would be interested in a foreigner?

    Asking because while I've had a couple of experiences of mental Thai girlfriends, but that's been down to the fact that I allowed myself to fall for girls who while cute, nice and fun weren't really someone I should settle down with. Add that to the fact that the reason they were interested in westerners was because they'd been badly damaged by a Thai guy, then as you both start to realise you haven't got enough in common to stay together things are bound to get messy.

    Going out with someone with a similar economic and educational background has been a very different experience.
  • twelveways 5 May 2013 05:52:37 3,971 posts
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    As far as I can tell, all of the good looking Chinese girls are extremely high maintenance, I have a hundred horror stories from friends about their girlfriends moving their family in to my friends apartments without asking, stealing money for shoes, sitting down in the middle of the street, in the rain, crying because her boyfriend won't give her a piggyback, fake suicide attempts because he was 10 minutes late back from the pub etc.

    I think the thing is that the really hot girls over here who are looking for a white boyfriend tend to be from the nouveau riche class in China who are born with a sense of entitlement, it doesn't help that every child in China is spoilt because of the single child policy.

    Also, all Chinese girls are on a mission to get married by the age of 24 and have kids at 25. They are very determined and single minded about this. Most of the guys I know who have married Chinese girls are not allowed out any more, or if they do go out they will get a phone call every 10 minutes.

    I also knew a guy who was dating (not engaged) to a Chinese girl, they split up because she went a bit mental and two nights later her dad and 3 or 4 of her uncles showed up at his apartment, forced their way in and refused to leave until he paid 50,000RMB, he called the police but they didn't do anything as apparently the guys hadn't broken the law. In the end he gave them 10k and they left, promising to return for the rest. He quit his job and left the country two days later.
  • PazJohnMitch 5 May 2013 06:20:50 7,997 posts
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    My ex is Chinese. We split up because she did not want to move to England. She seemed surprisingly normal.
  • Mola_Ram 5 May 2013 06:26:48 7,205 posts
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    Yeah. I don't know about other peoples' experiences, so I can't say anything about trends or whatever, but the Chinese girls I've dated over here (Australia) have been rich, fashionable, and extremely clingy. Attractive, sure, but I haven't had good experiences. It's similar with Japanese girls, with the Chinese it seems even more pronounced.

    Again, I can't really say much, because you're looking at a handful of people out of millions. But I've read about the growing class resentment in China against these so-called "princes and princesses": rich, spoilt, and some of them even seeming to think that they're above the law.
  • PazJohnMitch 5 May 2013 06:41:48 7,997 posts
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    My ex is an engineer from a poor family. So she is probably very different to most Chinese girls that have dated western men.
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