Churchill on the new 5 note

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  • LeoliansBro 26 Apr 2013 16:00:30 43,795 posts
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    I look forward to Maggie on the new 50p with one of her boobs out.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • mrpon 26 Apr 2013 16:01:20 28,746 posts
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    Ohhhh yes!

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • elstoof 26 Apr 2013 16:02:40 6,995 posts
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    I thought this was going to be a review.
  • M83J01P97 26 Apr 2013 16:04:45 6,595 posts
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    Sir Mervyn King: "Perhaps the note itself will become known as a Winston"
    Yes... because we all go around calling a 10 note a Darwin don't we?
  • LeoliansBro 26 Apr 2013 16:05:28 43,795 posts
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    5: Godiva.

    10: Aryton.

    Gonna take more than a dead boozehound to shift that.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Inertia 26 Apr 2013 16:06:00 677 posts
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    But rolled up it is good for Charlie.
  • Sponz 26 Apr 2013 16:14:23 648 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    5: Godiva.

    10: Aryton.

    Gonna take more than a dead boozehound to shift that.
    I've never heard a tenner being called an "Ayrton" before, thats just not proper Cockney. It makes perfect sense though, but I dont think you'd get away with that in an East End boozer.

    Its a Cockle.

    Cockle and Hen - Ten.
  • LeoliansBro 26 Apr 2013 16:16:41 43,795 posts
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    It's a living language, as Alan Partridge so ably showed us.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Sponz 26 Apr 2013 16:17:56 648 posts
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    /meh - My grandad would turn in his grave. And probably bury Alan Partridge up the allotment.

    :)
  • LeoliansBro 26 Apr 2013 16:18:40 43,795 posts
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    Don't doubt it. I've got a lot of problems with 'Listerine' and the like as well.

    Ayrton is too perfect though.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deckard1 26 Apr 2013 16:23:03 27,693 posts
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    I call 5 a "fiver", and 10 a "tenner". I call 20 "twenty pound".

    Hush you ponce

  • mrpon 26 Apr 2013 16:24:17 28,746 posts
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    Muff Diver?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • neilka 26 Apr 2013 16:25:58 15,848 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    I call 5 a "fiver", and 10 a "tenner". I call 20 "twenty pound".
    What do you call 1?

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • kinky_mong 26 Apr 2013 16:26:05 10,131 posts
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    Why is a twenty a "pony"? I've never heard a good explanation for that one.

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

  • LeoliansBro 26 Apr 2013 16:27:06 43,795 posts
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    Not something I've heard. Pony is 'crap' as in 'pony and trap'.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • billythekid 26 Apr 2013 16:28:05 11,103 posts
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    kinky_mong wrote:
    Why is a twenty a "pony"? I've never heard a good explanation for that one.
    It's not.
  • Deckard1 26 Apr 2013 16:29:32 27,693 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    I call 5 a "fiver", and 10 a "tenner". I call 20 "twenty pound".
    What do you call 1?
    A pund

    Hush you ponce

  • Dougs 26 Apr 2013 16:30:16 67,156 posts
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    Others I've heard - Deep sea diver (although I prefer Godiva). A pony is 25. 20 is a score. 500 is a monkey, obviously.
  • imamazed 26 Apr 2013 16:31:09 5,533 posts
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    1 is a "bar"
    10 is a "ten bob note"
  • Deckard1 26 Apr 2013 16:32:55 27,693 posts
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    The only time I've ever heard "bob note" is my dad describing homosexuals as "bent as a 9 bob note"

    Hush you ponce

  • kinky_mong 26 Apr 2013 16:32:59 10,131 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    Not something I've heard. Pony is 'crap' as in 'pony and trap'.
    Pretty sure the lyrics from the Only Fools & Horses opening theme aren't saying "Stick a crap in my pocket".

    And yeah I got it wrong it's 25, not 20.

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

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  • LeoliansBro 26 Apr 2013 16:34:55 43,795 posts
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    Quiet everyone! Gremmi's trying to tell us something! What is it fella?

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deleted user 26 April 2013 16:35:32
    C'est magnifique, Hooky Street.
  • imamazed 26 Apr 2013 16:38:45 5,533 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    The only time I've ever heard "bob note" is my dad describing homosexuals as "bent as a 9 bob note"
    turns out it's a remnant of the pre-decimalisation days and isn't worth 10 at all. Still heard it said mind...

    Regarding parental homophobia, this may shed a little light on the phrasology.
  • neilka 26 Apr 2013 16:46:39 15,848 posts
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    kinky_mong wrote:
    LeoliansBro wrote:
    Not something I've heard. Pony is 'crap' as in 'pony and trap'.
    Pretty sure the lyrics from the Only Fools & Horses opening theme aren't saying "Stick a crap in my pocket".
    The coprophilia aspects of the show were dropped before it aired but it was too late to rerecord the theme tune.

    Edited by neilka at 16:47:00 26-04-2013

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • DrStrangelove 26 Apr 2013 17:28:00 3,692 posts
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    Should have been Jeremy Clarkson
  • Dirtbox 26 Apr 2013 17:42:39 77,686 posts
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    25 was the princely sum of the price paid for a horse that won one of the early Grand Nationals. Weird thing; I just tried to google it to back up my little story with some evidence, but it looks like it's been lost to time.

    Dunno if it was stud money or for the whole thing though.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 17:43:27 26-04-2013

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  • webespresso 26 Apr 2013 18:08:19 89 posts
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    A whole 25 replies without someone calling him a "racist cunt". What's going on?
  • jonsaan 26 Apr 2013 18:39:38 25,342 posts
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    A pony is 25 pounds. A monkey is 500.

    /leaves engine running

    Edited by jonsaan at 18:40:03 26-04-2013

    FCUTA!

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