Legless Blade Runner shoots girlfriend in face Page 3

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  • elstoof 14 Feb 2013 20:12:29 8,103 posts
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    Tabloid Headline Prediction #1

    BLADE GUNNER
  • jonsaan 14 Feb 2013 20:14:25 25,439 posts
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    Oscar Wild.

    FCUTA!

  • nickthegun 14 Feb 2013 20:15:05 61,120 posts
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    I think, around the world, there is one person saying that every 1.6 seconds.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • jonsaan 14 Feb 2013 20:15:37 25,439 posts
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    Which one?

    FCUTA!

  • mrpon 14 Feb 2013 20:16:50 29,436 posts
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    Gun & Stumpy

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • neilka 14 Feb 2013 20:17:05 16,471 posts
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    MAN WITH NO LEGS KILLS LADY

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • prawnking1980 14 Feb 2013 20:18:54 5,033 posts
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    South African
  • neilka 14 Feb 2013 20:23:39 16,471 posts
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    OSCAR PISTOL-HE-USED

    I've also prepared these in advance:
    USAIN BOLT-ACTION RIFLE
    DALEY THOMPSON MACHINE GUN
    THERMO (FARRAH) NUCLEAR WARHEAD

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • jonsaan 14 Feb 2013 20:24:29 25,439 posts
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    Steenkamp death scene prompts calls for an Oscar.

    FCUTA!

  • greg_wha 14 Feb 2013 20:27:41 192 posts
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    @cheeky_prawnking Spitting Image fucking terrifies me. I will not sleep tonight.
  • prawnking1980 14 Feb 2013 20:28:58 5,033 posts
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    Sorry anything about South Africans reminds me of that song.
  • jonsaan 14 Feb 2013 20:29:47 25,439 posts
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    That song and Lethal Weapon.

    DIPLOMATIC IMUUUNITTTEE

    FCUTA!

  • Deleted user 14 February 2013 20:29:52
    Reported she bought him a pair of slippers for Valentines day. Guy's got no sense of humour.
  • RedSparrows 14 Feb 2013 20:53:44 23,928 posts
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    That one is terrible.
  • Dougs 14 Feb 2013 21:08:56 69,127 posts
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    Still, beats lame horse jokes. For today anyway
  • oceanmotion 14 Feb 2013 21:23:40 16,099 posts
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    South African being a total prick, surprising.

    Probably had too much to drink and was a bit legless.
  • Deckard1 14 Feb 2013 21:25:10 29,221 posts
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    DISABLED CUNT SHOOTS NORMAL WOMAN IN FACE

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • Dougs 14 Feb 2013 21:27:17 69,127 posts
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    FOUR TIMES
  • SparkyMarky81 14 Feb 2013 21:34:39 567 posts
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    Surprised he was caught. I would have thought he might have LEGGED it.

    Edited for Gansosleftpeg. :)

    Edited by SparkyMarky81 at 21:40:21 14-02-2013
  • kentmonkey 14 Feb 2013 21:40:04 20,883 posts
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    Gansosleftpeg wrote:
    *might have
    Ha, he's got you there SparkyMarky81. You haven't got a leg to stand on.
  • Ziz0u 14 Feb 2013 21:56:53 8,605 posts
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    legs
  • mrpon 14 Feb 2013 22:11:02 29,436 posts
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    Calves.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Moshbag 14 Feb 2013 22:40:54 106 posts
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    I thought he was 'armless.

    Don't point that beard at me, it might go off!

  • Trowel 15 Feb 2013 08:27:01 18,016 posts
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    Press saying he shot her through the bathroom door.
  • Ziz0u 15 Feb 2013 08:31:00 8,605 posts
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    Oooh... That changes things.
  • Fab4 15 Feb 2013 08:31:23 6,163 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    Press saying he shot her through the bathroom door.
    Maybe he couldn't find his axe.
  • mrpon 15 Feb 2013 08:38:20 29,436 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    Press saying he shot her through the bathroom door.
    Euphemism?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Ziz0u 15 Feb 2013 09:15:54 8,605 posts
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    The Guardian doing live updates again. Court is in session.
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