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  • cubbymoore 17 Jul 2013 18:01:09 36,488 posts
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    Any idea on how to somehow, but with subtlety, get across the message that the girl next door cannot sing, and just singing "yeaeaeaeaeaeaaaaaeeeeaaah" over and over is annoying as fuck?

    I'm thinking along the lines of faking a brain hemorrhage, anyone know any paramedics who might be able to help with this in their spare time? I can write them a script.
  • Psychotext 17 Jul 2013 18:06:46 54,013 posts
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    Play it back to her at full volume.
  • beastmaster 18 Jul 2013 13:47:32 11,338 posts
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    I really don't know what to make of this. A friend of mine ended up getting a girl pregnant. She ended up having an abortion. I'm not sure if she told her parents (she's in her early 20s) but it was all kept very hush-hush. This was quite a while ago now.

    I find out today, that he's found out she's pregnant again. He can't believe it's happened again.

    Umm...

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • RedSparrows 18 Jul 2013 13:49:33 22,347 posts
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    By him?
  • mrpon 18 Jul 2013 13:54:53 28,787 posts
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    Did he pay for the abortion first time?

    Heh.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Load_2.0 18 Jul 2013 13:56:33 19,158 posts
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    That baby is going to come out 8 years old.
  • ronuds 18 Jul 2013 13:57:45 21,788 posts
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    Well, I can't say your friend is too smart.
  • LeoliansBro 18 Jul 2013 14:00:16 43,855 posts
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    ...'A friend of mine'...

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • LeoliansBro 18 Jul 2013 14:00:57 43,855 posts
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    Oh, and text him saying '10/10 my accidental pregnancy of the year!'

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • neilka 18 Jul 2013 14:05:38 15,871 posts
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    I'm not a doctor but I'm going to suggest he stops spunking up her.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Load_2.0 18 Jul 2013 14:06:48 19,158 posts
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    Any doctor worth his salt will tell you the opposite.
  • cubbymoore 18 Jul 2013 14:40:13 36,488 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    I'm not a doctor
    Wait, then what was that prostate exam all about??


    ...

    Edited by cubbymoore at 14:40:35 18-07-2013
  • ronuds 18 Jul 2013 19:24:57 21,788 posts
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    I found a dead female cardinal on my driveway. :(

    Isn't that bad luck or something?

    Here's a picture of a living one:

  • Ka-blamo 18 Jul 2013 20:12:19 7,332 posts
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    Would you rather have loud surprise farts a few times a day, that don't smell of anything.

    Or silent ones that once smelt causes the smellers to puke a little bit into their mouths?
  • neilka 19 Jul 2013 08:46:15 15,871 posts
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    Ice-T's real name is Tracy Marrow.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • warlockuk 19 Jul 2013 09:06:33 19,151 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Ice-T's real name is Tracy Marrow.
    "Bone" to his friends.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Salaman 19 Jul 2013 09:11:05 18,963 posts
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    Haha! Tracy is a girls name!

    /point and laughs at Ice-T
  • neilka 19 Jul 2013 09:18:59 15,871 posts
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    I think we've got us another Tracy.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Trafford 19 Jul 2013 09:40:26 5,739 posts
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    Is that a fact? Classic boy named Sue syndrome.
  • Alastair 19 Jul 2013 09:50:41 15,615 posts
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    Tracy is a surprisingly common boy's name in the US.


    Crazy americans.

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • mcmonkeyplc 19 Jul 2013 10:29:07 39,447 posts
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    Does anyone actually know what my profile picture is?

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Salaman 19 Jul 2013 10:32:36 18,963 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    Does anyone actually care what my profile picture is?
    Nope sorry.

    /surfs a blissfully image free forum
  • dominalien 19 Jul 2013 10:48:13 6,848 posts
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    I like profile pictures. Apart from some.

    I have all the other images blocked, though, and with good reason.

    PSN: DonOsito

  • Dougs 19 Jul 2013 10:50:30 67,296 posts
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    England and Indian cricket badge combo.
  • mcmonkeyplc 19 Jul 2013 11:01:48 39,447 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    England and Indian cricket badge combo.
    Win! Although I'd be worried if you cricket fans didn't get it :)

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Trafford 19 Jul 2013 11:47:20 5,739 posts
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    dominalien wrote:
    I like profile pictures. Apart from some.

    I have all the other images blocked, though, and with good reason.
    Has it got bad? I've been on mobile view only for about 12 months now.
  • Rusty_M 19 Jul 2013 12:15:44 4,658 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    Haha! Tracy is a girls name!

    /point and laughs at Ice-T
    Haha Shirley is a girls name.

    /points, laughs at and gets killed by Giant Haystacks

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • mrpon 19 Jul 2013 12:32:40 28,787 posts
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    Bid Daddy

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Rusty_M 19 Jul 2013 12:35:03 4,658 posts
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    Bugger. Always get them mixed up. Like Falkirk and Kirkcaldy. No real reason to confuse them but I always do.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • Trafford 19 Jul 2013 13:52:35 5,739 posts
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    I think Marion Wayne could have worked.
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