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  • cubbymoore 17 Jul 2013 18:01:09 36,507 posts
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    Any idea on how to somehow, but with subtlety, get across the message that the girl next door cannot sing, and just singing "yeaeaeaeaeaeaaaaaeeeeaaah" over and over is annoying as fuck?

    I'm thinking along the lines of faking a brain hemorrhage, anyone know any paramedics who might be able to help with this in their spare time? I can write them a script.
  • Psychotext 17 Jul 2013 18:06:46 55,732 posts
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    Play it back to her at full volume.
  • beastmaster 18 Jul 2013 13:47:32 12,219 posts
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    I really don't know what to make of this. A friend of mine ended up getting a girl pregnant. She ended up having an abortion. I'm not sure if she told her parents (she's in her early 20s) but it was all kept very hush-hush. This was quite a while ago now.

    I find out today, that he's found out she's pregnant again. He can't believe it's happened again.

    Umm...

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • RedSparrows 18 Jul 2013 13:49:33 24,828 posts
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    By him?
  • mrpon 18 Jul 2013 13:54:53 29,833 posts
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    Did he pay for the abortion first time?

    Heh.

    Give me 5 I'm worth it.

  • Load_2.0 18 Jul 2013 13:56:33 19,887 posts
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    That baby is going to come out 8 years old.
  • ronuds 18 Jul 2013 13:57:45 21,788 posts
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    Well, I can't say your friend is too smart.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 18 Jul 2013 14:05:38 16,707 posts
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    I'm not a doctor but I'm going to suggest he stops spunking up her.

    Wubba lubba dub-dub

  • Load_2.0 18 Jul 2013 14:06:48 19,887 posts
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    Any doctor worth his salt will tell you the opposite.
  • cubbymoore 18 Jul 2013 14:40:13 36,507 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    I'm not a doctor
    Wait, then what was that prostate exam all about??


    ...

    Edited by cubbymoore at 14:40:35 18-07-2013
  • ronuds 18 Jul 2013 19:24:57 21,788 posts
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    I found a dead female cardinal on my driveway. :(

    Isn't that bad luck or something?

    Here's a picture of a living one:

  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 19 Jul 2013 08:46:15 16,707 posts
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    Ice-T's real name is Tracy Marrow.

    Wubba lubba dub-dub

  • warlockuk 19 Jul 2013 09:06:33 19,259 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Ice-T's real name is Tracy Marrow.
    "Bone" to his friends.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Salaman 19 Jul 2013 09:11:05 19,801 posts
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    Haha! Tracy is a girls name!

    /point and laughs at Ice-T
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 19 Jul 2013 09:18:59 16,707 posts
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    I think we've got us another Tracy.

    Wubba lubba dub-dub

  • Trafford 19 Jul 2013 09:40:26 6,111 posts
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    Is that a fact? Classic boy named Sue syndrome.
  • Alastair 19 Jul 2013 09:50:41 16,495 posts
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    Tracy is a surprisingly common boy's name in the US.


    Crazy americans.
  • mcmonkeyplc 19 Jul 2013 10:29:07 39,665 posts
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    Does anyone actually know what my profile picture is?

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Salaman 19 Jul 2013 10:32:36 19,801 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    Does anyone actually care what my profile picture is?
    Nope sorry.

    /surfs a blissfully image free forum
  • dominalien 19 Jul 2013 10:48:13 7,120 posts
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    I like profile pictures. Apart from some.

    I have all the other images blocked, though, and with good reason.

    PSN: DonOsito

  • Dougs 19 Jul 2013 10:50:30 69,981 posts
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    England and Indian cricket badge combo.
  • mcmonkeyplc 19 Jul 2013 11:01:48 39,665 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    England and Indian cricket badge combo.
    Win! Although I'd be worried if you cricket fans didn't get it :)

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Trafford 19 Jul 2013 11:47:20 6,111 posts
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    dominalien wrote:
    I like profile pictures. Apart from some.

    I have all the other images blocked, though, and with good reason.
    Has it got bad? I've been on mobile view only for about 12 months now.
  • Rusty_M 19 Jul 2013 12:15:44 5,025 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    Haha! Tracy is a girls name!

    /point and laughs at Ice-T
    Haha Shirley is a girls name.

    /points, laughs at and gets killed by Giant Haystacks

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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  • mrpon 19 Jul 2013 12:32:40 29,833 posts
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    Bid Daddy

    Give me 5 I'm worth it.

  • Rusty_M 19 Jul 2013 12:35:03 5,025 posts
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    Bugger. Always get them mixed up. Like Falkirk and Kirkcaldy. No real reason to confuse them but I always do.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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  • Trafford 19 Jul 2013 13:52:35 6,111 posts
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    I think Marion Wayne could have worked.
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