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  • cubbymoore 17 Jul 2013 18:01:09 36,503 posts
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    Any idea on how to somehow, but with subtlety, get across the message that the girl next door cannot sing, and just singing "yeaeaeaeaeaeaaaaaeeeeaaah" over and over is annoying as fuck?

    I'm thinking along the lines of faking a brain hemorrhage, anyone know any paramedics who might be able to help with this in their spare time? I can write them a script.
  • Psychotext 17 Jul 2013 18:06:46 59,649 posts
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    Play it back to her at full volume.
  • beastmaster 18 Jul 2013 13:47:32 14,936 posts
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    I really don't know what to make of this. A friend of mine ended up getting a girl pregnant. She ended up having an abortion. I'm not sure if she told her parents (she's in her early 20s) but it was all kept very hush-hush. This was quite a while ago now.

    I find out today, that he's found out she's pregnant again. He can't believe it's happened again.

    Umm...
  • Deleted user 18 July 2013 13:49:33
    By him?
  • mrpon 18 Jul 2013 13:54:53 31,857 posts
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    Did he pay for the abortion first time?

    Heh.
  • Load_2.0 18 Jul 2013 13:56:33 22,386 posts
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    That baby is going to come out 8 years old.
  • ronuds 18 Jul 2013 13:57:45 21,783 posts
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    Well, I can't say your friend is too smart.
  • neilka 18 Jul 2013 14:05:38 18,141 posts
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    I'm not a doctor but I'm going to suggest he stops spunking up her.
  • Load_2.0 18 Jul 2013 14:06:48 22,386 posts
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    Any doctor worth his salt will tell you the opposite.
  • cubbymoore 18 Jul 2013 14:40:13 36,503 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    I'm not a doctor
    Wait, then what was that prostate exam all about??


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    Edited by cubbymoore at 14:40:35 18-07-2013
  • ronuds 18 Jul 2013 19:24:57 21,783 posts
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    I found a dead female cardinal on my driveway. :(

    Isn't that bad luck or something?

    Here's a picture of a living one:

  • neilka 19 Jul 2013 08:46:15 18,141 posts
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    Ice-T's real name is Tracy Marrow.
  • warlockuk 19 Jul 2013 09:06:33 19,359 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Ice-T's real name is Tracy Marrow.
    "Bone" to his friends.
  • Salaman 19 Jul 2013 09:11:05 21,345 posts
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    Haha! Tracy is a girls name!

    /point and laughs at Ice-T
  • neilka 19 Jul 2013 09:18:59 18,141 posts
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    I think we've got us another Tracy.
  • Trafford 19 Jul 2013 09:40:26 7,624 posts
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    Is that a fact? Classic boy named Sue syndrome.
  • Alastair 19 Jul 2013 09:50:41 18,637 posts
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    Tracy is a surprisingly common boy's name in the US.


    Crazy americans.
  • Deleted user 19 July 2013 10:29:07
    Does anyone actually know what my profile picture is?
  • Salaman 19 Jul 2013 10:32:36 21,345 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    Does anyone actually care what my profile picture is?
    Nope sorry.

    /surfs a blissfully image free forum
  • dominalien 19 Jul 2013 10:48:13 7,932 posts
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    I like profile pictures. Apart from some.

    I have all the other images blocked, though, and with good reason.
  • Dougs 19 Jul 2013 10:50:30 77,253 posts
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    England and Indian cricket badge combo.
  • Deleted user 19 July 2013 11:01:48
    Dougs wrote:
    England and Indian cricket badge combo.
    Win! Although I'd be worried if you cricket fans didn't get it :)
  • Trafford 19 Jul 2013 11:47:20 7,624 posts
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    dominalien wrote:
    I like profile pictures. Apart from some.

    I have all the other images blocked, though, and with good reason.
    Has it got bad? I've been on mobile view only for about 12 months now.
  • Rusty_M 19 Jul 2013 12:15:44 5,979 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    Haha! Tracy is a girls name!

    /point and laughs at Ice-T
    Haha Shirley is a girls name.

    /points, laughs at and gets killed by Giant Haystacks
  • mrpon 19 Jul 2013 12:32:40 31,857 posts
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    Bid Daddy
  • Rusty_M 19 Jul 2013 12:35:03 5,979 posts
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    Bugger. Always get them mixed up. Like Falkirk and Kirkcaldy. No real reason to confuse them but I always do.
  • Trafford 19 Jul 2013 13:52:35 7,624 posts
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    I think Marion Wayne could have worked.
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