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  • mrpon 15 May 2017 12:30:23 33,013 posts
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    I fidget with my pubes, what am I?
  • Jeepers 15 May 2017 13:12:06 15,906 posts
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    @mrpon

    Infested with crabs?
  • mrpon 15 May 2017 13:22:42 33,013 posts
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    :D
  • thelzdking 16 May 2017 14:54:49 5,394 posts
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    I need caffeine, but I no coffee. However I do have an energy drink that went off in November 2015, should I drink it?
  • Dougs 16 May 2017 14:59:02 81,697 posts
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    Well, it's only a best before....
  • Jeepers 16 May 2017 15:15:50 15,906 posts
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    ... said Dougs, eyeing thelzdking's stuff beadily
  • thelzdking 16 May 2017 15:18:30 5,394 posts
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    It doesn't say "best before" though, so it feels a bit like Russian roulette.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 16 May 2017 15:19:54 7,797 posts
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    Are we talking Lucozade or Red Bull here?
  • thelzdking 16 May 2017 15:20:46 5,394 posts
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    It's like Schrödinger's energy drink, or something.
  • Graxlar_v2 16 May 2017 15:22:10 6,059 posts
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    I would drink it... whats the worst that can happen?
  • thelzdking 16 May 2017 15:22:51 5,394 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Are we talking Lucozade or Red Bull here?
    It's a Sainsbury's own brand Bolt Blue energy drink, kiwi and strawberry flavour. Red Bull and Lucozade are way too upmarket for me.
  • thelzdking 16 May 2017 15:24:15 5,394 posts
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    Graxlar_v2 wrote:
    I would drink it... whats the worst that can happen?
    You see, I would if it were, say, Dr Pepper, but because it's got all that energy drink jazz in it I'm apprehensive.

    Edited by thelzdking at 15:24:35 16-05-2017
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 16 May 2017 15:26:44 7,797 posts
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    So looking at the delicious ingredients I say drink it.

    Carbonated Water, Acid: Citric Acid; Taurine (0.4%), Flavourings, Acidity Regulator: Trisodium Citrate; Fruit and Vegetable Extracts (apple, carrot, hibiscus), Glucuronolactone, Caffeine (0.03%), Inositol, Preservative: Potassium Sorbate; Vitamins: Niacin, Pantothenic Acid, Vitamin B6, Riboflavin, Vitamin B12; Sweetener: Sucralose

    mmm Trisodium Citrate.
  • thelzdking 16 May 2017 15:27:34 5,394 posts
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    I'm beginning to feel like a coward, it's not even about the caffeine anymore.
  • thelzdking 16 May 2017 15:28:47 5,394 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    So looking at the delicious ingredients I say drink it.

    Carbonated Water, Acid: Citric Acid; Taurine (0.4%), Flavourings, Acidity Regulator: Trisodium Citrate; Fruit and Vegetable Extracts (apple, carrot, hibiscus), Glucuronolactone, Caffeine (0.03%), Inositol, Preservative: Potassium Sorbate; Vitamins: Niacin, Pantothenic Acid, Vitamin B6, Riboflavin, Vitamin B12; Sweetener: Sucralose

    mmm Trisodium Citrate.
    There's no kiwi or strawberry flavourings! I don't know why I'm surprised.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 16 May 2017 15:29:22 7,797 posts
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    Just drink it. If your face swells up like a puffer fish I want pictures though.
  • DFawkes Friendliest Forumite, 2016 16 May 2017 15:31:12 30,765 posts
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    After a few months, it's probably fine. After a few years I wouldn't risk it as I've seen enough clickbait YouTube videos labelled things similar to "YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DRINK THIS FIZZY DRINK 5 YEARS AFTER IT'S EXPIRY DATE!", to know it's not surprising at all. It's vomiting. If you drink a fizzy drink (energy or otherwise) years after expiry, you'll vomit.

    Months will be fine though.
  • Rivuzu 16 May 2017 15:32:17 15,692 posts
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    Isle of Man is a bit fucking dross, I tell thee.
  • Rivuzu 16 May 2017 15:32:17 15,692 posts
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  • thelzdking 16 May 2017 15:34:11 5,394 posts
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    It's been 18 months, that's not years, but it is a year.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 16 May 2017 15:37:05 7,797 posts
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    It's basically battery acid anyway, just fucking drink it.
  • thelzdking 16 May 2017 15:51:03 5,394 posts
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    Fuck it, life is cheap anyway.
  • Dougs 16 May 2017 15:51:29 81,697 posts
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    /taps foot. Come on, I've got stuff to sort through

    Edited by Dougs at 15:51:52 16-05-2017
  • funkstar 16 May 2017 16:35:13 3,065 posts
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    DFawkes wrote:
    I've seen enough clickbait YouTube videos labelled things similar to "YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DRINK THIS FIZZY DRINK 5 YEARS AFTER IT'S EXPIRY DATE!",
    I always wondered who paid attention to that revcontent shite
  • DaM 16 May 2017 16:44:38 16,574 posts
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    Don't buy Lucozade, it's shite now. They've reduced the sugar content due to the upcoming sugar tax thing, so now there's more sugar in coke. So crap for diabetics.

    Daley Thompson would be spinning in his grave if he was dead.
  • DukeSilver 16 May 2017 16:52:28 2,079 posts
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  • Jono62 16 May 2017 17:53:16 17,459 posts
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    Rip thelzdking
  • DaM 16 May 2017 18:30:21 16,574 posts
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    DukeSilver wrote:
    Was that Des Lynam doing the voiceover too?! So much 80s in 30 seconds :)
  • macmurphy 16 May 2017 18:41:47 1,710 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    DukeSilver wrote:
    Was that Des Lynam doing the voiceover too?! So much 80s in 30 seconds :)
    Goes straight into a banned Tango advert featuring a tubby James Corden that I never knew existed (probs because it was banned).
  • Mr_Sleep 16 May 2017 18:46:14 20,965 posts
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    macmurphy wrote:
    DaM wrote:
    DukeSilver wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4YTB5FZeHQ
    Was that Des Lynam doing the voiceover too?! So much 80s in 30 seconds :)
    Goes straight into a banned Tango advert featuring a tubby James Corden that I never knew existed (probs because it was banned).
    Aye there was a big controversy at the time because kids were going around slapping each other round the face in the same fashion. I even recall something in the rags about someone getting their neck broken or something. It was a menace!
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