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  • neilka 9 Apr 2013 20:59:41 15,810 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    My puppy was spayed today. She is just lying there groaning and crying slightly, feel awful for her :(
    You're supposed to get a vet to do it.
  • Chopsen 9 Apr 2013 21:00:26 15,829 posts
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    Aw, really? Did that happen in One Flew...? Damn it, can't I have an actual original idea instead of just accidentally half remembering stuff?
  • Deleted user 9 April 2013 21:03:09
    Well, the chief was mute, but he only spoke to MacMurphy because he connected with him, rather than a plan to make him look like a loon. So I say go nuts (literally) with your plan.
  • Chopsen 9 Apr 2013 21:04:11 15,829 posts
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    /success kid.jpg
  • mrpon 9 Apr 2013 21:42:06 28,691 posts
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    Ahh juicy fruit.

    Love that scene.

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • guts 10 Apr 2013 10:45:48 1,690 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Chopsen wrote:
    The other thing I've decided to do is if I ever end up in a nursing home, I'm going to pretend to be mute. I'm not going to say a word to anyone, apart from a single, specific member of staff, and only when there is nobody else around. Just to see how mental I can make them look.
    Then you can rip the water fountain off the wall, throw it through the window and make a dash for freedom.
    I want to be in big brother purely to do this. I have said  it to my missus for a couple of years. Learn sign language, get in big brother, act mute. After three days, when everyone is asleep at four in the morning, just shout cunt really loud., and then only ever speak to one person.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • imamazed 10 Apr 2013 10:49:57 5,530 posts
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    I dreamt I was on big brother the other night
  • cubbymoore 10 Apr 2013 13:51:16 36,473 posts
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    It's one of my own bug bears, yet I always say the word "literally" when trying to add emphasis. What is literally wrong with me.
  • Deckard1 10 Apr 2013 13:52:54 27,565 posts
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    You're quite literally, a cunt

    Hush you ponce

  • Deckard1 10 Apr 2013 13:54:48 27,565 posts
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    .

    Edited by Deckard1 at 13:55:11 10-04-2013

    Hush you ponce

  • cubbymoore 10 Apr 2013 13:56:01 36,473 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
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    Bit harsh.
  • BillMurray 10 Apr 2013 15:33:30 7,689 posts
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    Fucking love duty free.
  • MrDigital 10 Apr 2013 15:37:47 1,866 posts
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    BillMurray wrote:
    Fucking love duty free.
    Are the prices really that good? Really?

    Formerly TheStylishHobo and Geesh.

  • mrpon 10 Apr 2013 16:45:38 28,691 posts
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    MrDigital wrote:
    BillMurray wrote:
    Fucking love duty free.
    Are the prices really that good? Really?
    Yes. Picked up some tasty headphones £30 off the lowest online price.

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • neilka 10 Apr 2013 17:01:35 15,810 posts
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    And some lovely silk stockings for your dog I hope.
  • BillMurray 10 Apr 2013 19:52:42 7,689 posts
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    MrDigital wrote:
    BillMurray wrote:
    Fucking love duty free.
    Are the prices really that good? Really?
    Compared to my local Spar, the prices were pretty great. Picked up some mead, Busin vodka, cherry vodka and a big bottle of Jim Beam all for a fairly reasonable price. Can't really remember that price but it was all pretty cheap.
  • BillMurray 10 Apr 2013 20:00:33 7,689 posts
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  • neilka 10 Apr 2013 21:53:43 15,810 posts
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    ZACHO666

    STOP DELETING YOUR THREADS
  • RightBean 11 Apr 2013 18:44:21 636 posts
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    Who would win in a fight between Superman and Neo out of the Matrix?
  • ronuds 11 Apr 2013 18:46:40 21,788 posts
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    Neo is only effective against robots.
  • RightBean 11 Apr 2013 18:54:13 636 posts
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    I think you're right, and also Neo's power can falter, like in the matrix reloaded, he got his hand cut on the sword and started to bleed. Confronted with superman he would probably feel his ego being challenged and his self belief would betray him.
  • ronuds 11 Apr 2013 19:07:36 21,788 posts
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    His only defense would be to run. Superman would laugh at his puny arm strength. Neo'd be able to dodge Supe's punches, though.
  • cheeky_prawnking 11 Apr 2013 19:17:54 4,386 posts
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    Superman would piss himself laughing so much at how wooden Neo was he would die of dehydration.
  • Fake_Blood 11 Apr 2013 19:28:19 4,144 posts
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    Depends if superman is plugged into the matrix or not.
  • Bremenacht 11 Apr 2013 23:24:30 17,682 posts
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    I think really it'd take Batman to sort Neo out. Superman would be too busy trying to impress Trinity or take her for a night flight, dinner etc etc.
  • RobTheBuilder 12 Apr 2013 14:05:09 6,521 posts
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    It's a couple of years old, but this is incredible.

  • RobTheBuilder 12 Apr 2013 14:07:19 6,521 posts
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    This is even better

  • Rusty_M 12 Apr 2013 14:56:08 4,632 posts
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    Car get! :D

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • Mr_Sleep 12 Apr 2013 15:11:28 16,920 posts
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    Just noticed this one too King of Leon

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • RobTheBuilder 12 Apr 2013 15:19:59 6,521 posts
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    @Mr_Sleep That's good too, there's a few others including a great Cure one.
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