If you were a professional wrestler, what would your intro music be?

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  • imamazed 6 Feb 2013 09:37:32 6,172 posts
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    Simple. What would get the biggest reaction.

    Corey Hart - Sunglasses at night for me.
  • nickthegun 6 Feb 2013 09:44:45 62,569 posts
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    Some generic hard rock shit some salaried fat guy with a beard came up for me.

    The intro video would be my name flashing in as many colours as possible, as fast as possible.

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  • SClaw 6 Feb 2013 09:46:14 826 posts
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    Electric Six; Danger High Voltage

    I'd prefer Gay Bar, but it's not quite subtle enough to express my opinion of professional wrestling.
  • captbirdseye 6 Feb 2013 09:47:54 5,844 posts
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    Fucking Hostile, with a video montage of me curb stomping Hulk Hogans face.

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  • smoothpete 6 Feb 2013 09:48:44 32,063 posts
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    Yakety Sax
  • nickthegun 6 Feb 2013 09:48:55 62,569 posts
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    Made in England by Elton John.

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  • roz123 6 Feb 2013 09:49:31 7,112 posts
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    Turbonegro - I Got Erection
  • Load_2.0 6 Feb 2013 09:52:56 20,299 posts
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    Greensleeves.

    Performed on the recorder.
  • Aretak 6 Feb 2013 09:54:11 10,380 posts
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    Geri Haliwell's cover of It's Raining Men.
  • smoothpete 6 Feb 2013 09:54:59 32,063 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Greensleeves.

    Performed on the recorder.
    You'd absolutely have to get the same recorder player who did this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGwwJEE7k48
  • nickthegun 6 Feb 2013 09:55:05 62,569 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Greensleeves.

    Performed on the recorder.

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  • graysonavich 6 Feb 2013 09:56:19 7,421 posts
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    Didn't they do this for darts last week?
  • mrpon 6 Feb 2013 09:57:48 30,066 posts
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    graysonavich wrote:
    Didn't they do this for darts last week?
    Boxing next week, hopefully.

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • graysonavich 6 Feb 2013 09:58:59 7,421 posts
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    I'm holding out for Take Me Out.
  • nickthegun 6 Feb 2013 10:00:06 62,569 posts
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    graysonavich wrote:
    I'm holding out for Take Me Out.
    Hah! I do ponder that, like im ever going to go on it.

    I have too many wives and too few muscles...

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  • mrpon 6 Feb 2013 10:05:26 30,066 posts
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    "Let the kiddy see the fiddler"

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 6 Feb 2013 10:08:26 16,905 posts
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    Floral Dance - Terry Wogan

    AVOID

  • prawnking1980 6 Feb 2013 10:15:45 6,184 posts
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    I'm gonna sex you up
  • elstoof 6 Feb 2013 10:21:52 8,902 posts
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    Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.

    With one of those buxom she males actually wearing one.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 6 Feb 2013 10:25:46 41,091 posts
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    I would demand something written for me by Jimmy Hart and Jim Johnson. I want my theme to be the next Real American or Sexy Boy.

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom

  • prawnking1980 6 Feb 2013 10:28:18 6,184 posts
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    Sexy American boy?
  • Deleted user 6 February 2013 17:18:25
    Wagners Ring Cycle, all 16 hours of it :D
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 6 Feb 2013 17:45:29 41,091 posts
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  • Deleted user 6 February 2013 17:56:32
    Either Spandex Man by Mr Scruff or Land of Make Believe by Bucks Fizz.
  • jabberwoky 6 Feb 2013 18:20:44 575 posts
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    I would enter the ring on a litter, strewn with lepoard skins and carried by 6 slave girls, each wearing nothing but a red feather on their heads. The music would be Aida of course, and it would not be unusual for my opponents to collapse when meeting my grim icy gaze.

    Then I would wake up and catch the bus to work......
  • jabberwoky 6 Feb 2013 18:21:02 575 posts
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  • thelzdking 6 Feb 2013 19:36:26 4,534 posts
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  • Physically_Insane 6 Feb 2013 20:08:33 9,808 posts
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    Why Can't We Be Friends? by War, obviously.
  • mothercruncher 6 Feb 2013 20:11:36 8,705 posts
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    Is there a song about having a micro cock but, you know, being really good with your tongue?

    No reason, just asking.
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