Failed Assassination Attempt on Ahmet Dogan (Bulgarian Politician) Page 3

  • Page

    of 8 First / Last

  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 14:57:00
    Are you blind or is English not your first language?
  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 14:58:50
    Pepsipop wrote:

    I'm not actually arguing with anyone
    Hah
  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 19:17:37
    If I was trying to assassinate someone in broad daylight in public, after I'd run up to someone and pulled the trigger only for absolutely nothing to happen and everyone started barrelling towards me whilst the target ran off, I'd probably be a bit too nonplussed to think "better pull out the knives and start slicin' people up, then". The real world isn't a John Woo movie.
  • Kostabi 20 Jan 2013 19:27:51 4,932 posts
    Seen 3 hours ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Whatever happened to the old fashioned sucker punch?
  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 20:28:38
    Hardly john woo to pull out the knife you are carrying and kill the person. I assume he wasn't carrying knives to cut up some carrots back stage.
  • oceanmotion 20 Jan 2013 20:31:10 15,969 posts
    Seen 6 hours ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    Snap his neck after climbing the pipe above and hang down Sam Fisher style.
  • Syrette 20 Jan 2013 20:32:03 43,594 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    Teabag him to death.

  • SYS64738 20 Jan 2013 21:13:07 1,667 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 5 years ago
    Pepsipop wrote:
    Hardly john woo to pull out the knife you are carrying and kill the person. I assume he wasn't carrying knives to cut up some carrots back stage.
    He probably forgot what short key the knife was assigned to. Happens to me all the time in BF3.

    PSN: SYS64738_UK

  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 21:20:55
    Pepsipop wrote:
    Hardly john woo to pull out the knife you are carrying and kill the person. I assume he wasn't carrying knives to cut up some carrots back stage.
    I assume he also thought the gun was going to go off and people would be in too much shock to react, instead of it going "click" and the entire nation of Bulgaria descending on him in quick succession.
  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 21:26:20
    He should have just used a gun hammer.
  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 21:29:24
    Such weird reactions.
  • LeoliansBro 20 Jan 2013 21:30:20 44,415 posts
    Seen 6 hours ago
    Registered 8 years ago
    You are talking bollocks though.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Lukus 20 Jan 2013 21:31:22 19,143 posts
    Seen 42 minutes ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    Fucking idiot didn't even have his invisibility cloak on.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • DaM 20 Jan 2013 21:39:13 13,264 posts
    Seen 4 minutes ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    Boab wrote:
    He should have just used a gun hammer.
    Or one of those sword guns - then just decapitate him as a backup. Always have a backup.
  • Tom_Servo 20 Jan 2013 21:42:31 17,986 posts
    Seen 21 minutes ago
    Registered 4 years ago
    This is all moot, since it appears he didn't want to assassinate him anyway:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jan/20/bulgaria-turkey

    Police now say Enimehmedov was holding a gas pistol that was loaded with pepper spray, with two other "bullets" being simply noisemakers.

    Enimehmedov, an ethnic Turk, reportedly left a note at his home addressed to his mother, saying he had no intention of killing the party leader but simply wanted to show him he was not "untouchable".
  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 21:43:35
    Just went to case the guy and assassinate him a little.
  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 21:45:28
    Tom_Servo wrote:
    This is all moot, since it appears he didn't want to assassinate him anyway:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jan/20/bulgaria-turkey

    Police now say Enimehmedov was holding a gas pistol that was loaded with pepper spray, with two other "bullets" being simply noisemakers.

    Enimehmedov, an ethnic Turk, reportedly left a note at his home addressed to his mother, saying he had no intention of killing the party leader but simply wanted to show him he was not "untouchable".
    BUT WHAT ABOUT THE KNIVES
  • Lukus 20 Jan 2013 21:46:23 19,143 posts
    Seen 42 minutes ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    @meme He should have used one of those plastic springy ones and just pretend stabbed him. What a newb.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 21:48:15
    What is Dogan's favourite movie?

    Enimehmedov Mine
  • nickthegun 20 Jan 2013 21:49:21 60,135 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Everyone knows that when you fail an assassination you have to run around in circles before jumping into a haystack.

    ---------------------------------------------------------
    someone say something funny

  • the_dudefather 20 Jan 2013 21:50:18 9,294 posts
    Seen 2 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Run away and sit on a bench

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • Lukus 20 Jan 2013 21:51:13 19,143 posts
    Seen 42 minutes ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    At the very least look upwards and whistle.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 21:51:13
    I preferred the hiding schemes in the first one.

    "THAT MAN IS WALKING TOO FAST, HE IS SUSPICIOUS"

    "THAT MAN JUST STABBED SOMEONE, HE IS VERY SUSPICIOUS"

    "THAT MAN JUST WALKED VERY SLOWLY AND STARTED PRAYING, ALL CLEAR"
  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 21:53:27
    So when he was on the floor saying stuff before he got stamped on etc he was probably saying it isn't a real gun.
  • cubbymoore 20 Jan 2013 21:53:53 36,497 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    Nothing like kicking a man in the head with brogues.
  • nickthegun 20 Jan 2013 21:58:57 60,135 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Its how I start every day. That big issue seller really should have moved on by now.

    ---------------------------------------------------------
    someone say something funny

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 20 Jan 2013 22:01:53 38,339 posts
    Seen 2 hours ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    Requiescat in pace... AH FUCK

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 22:02:06
    Maybe you killed him the first time.
  • neilka 20 Jan 2013 22:03:41 16,101 posts
    Seen 47 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    He'd actually coated his head in a poison that can travel through a pair of shoes over a period of 72 hours.

    Lastly, I am gay, disabled, and a liberal.

  • Page

    of 8 First / Last

Log in or register to reply