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  • kickerconspiracy 5 Jan 2013 08:54:06 495 posts
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    Used condoms are very effective for making a patchwork waterbed.
  • ZuluHero 5 Jan 2013 09:39:16 4,172 posts
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    Leave your troubles at the door with your shoes.
  • Kanjin 5 Jan 2013 10:51:54 1,117 posts
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    Courage isn't being fearless, it's being scared shitless and doing it anyway.
  • thedaveeyres 5 Jan 2013 10:53:57 11,092 posts
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    If someone points a camera at you, do a duckface.

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  • Load_2.0 5 Jan 2013 10:54:50 19,296 posts
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    Never enter a land war in asia.
  • joeymoto108 5 Jan 2013 11:12:29 647 posts
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    Fucking bitches, getting paper.

    'Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?'

  • Tryhard 5 Jan 2013 11:29:52 3,976 posts
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    Lewis Prison."Soap cleanses the soul,bend over and pick up that wet bar of Dove I just dropped on the shower room floor."
  • localnotail 5 Jan 2013 15:08:55 23,093 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Never enter a land war in asia.
    Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Chopsen 5 Jan 2013 15:22:01 16,019 posts
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    If you're going to be a bear, be a Sooty.
  • MightyMouse 5 Jan 2013 15:39:31 1,133 posts
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    Use the Force.
  • Lukus 5 Jan 2013 15:43:07 19,116 posts
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    Genuinely probably "stop being so negative". Or words to that effect.

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  • SpaceDave3000 5 Jan 2013 15:49:47 78,224 posts
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    Never trust a man who doesn't drink.

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  • Lukus 5 Jan 2013 15:52:08 19,116 posts
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    If it bleeds we can kill it.

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  • wogsy81 5 Jan 2013 17:31:20 733 posts
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    If you lie on your hand for 10 minutes till it goes dead then it feels like someone else is doing it.
  • oceanmotion 5 Jan 2013 17:37:54 15,958 posts
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    Be honest.
  • jabberwoky 5 Jan 2013 18:00:52 523 posts
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    That which does not kill us makes us stronger
  • Shikasama 5 Jan 2013 18:28:39 6,843 posts
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    If someone offers you vague, pretentious zen like bullshit and calls it advice, punch them in the chods.
  • Fab4 5 Jan 2013 19:29:13 6,083 posts
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    "Better looking at it than looking for it".
  • andy25801 5 Jan 2013 19:40:55 64 posts
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    Don't buy a Wii U.
  • Lukus 5 Jan 2013 19:56:23 19,116 posts
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    "Don't write to Jim'll, Luke, there's something not quite right about him..."

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