What are you going to do with your final month?

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  • sport 22 Nov 2012 12:53:55 12,861 posts
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    Just less than a month now till the Mayans attack us. I was thinking of surfing the net excessively till then.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 22 Nov 2012 12:54:25 16,698 posts
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    Wanking

    Wubba lubba dub-dub

  • Lukus 22 Nov 2012 12:57:12 19,524 posts
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    I'm going to become a Mayan and stab up some peeps.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • RyanDS 22 Nov 2012 12:57:37 10,049 posts
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    Finish Assassins Creed 3, then play it again on the last day to see if anything special unlocks in game for playing on d-day.
  • Deleted user 22 November 2012 13:00:02
    I dunno, sitting in my Y-fronts scratching my balls, I s'pose.

    Speaking of which, has anyone else ever accidentally snagged the wire connecting their testicles to the public bone? Surprisingly painful.

    Edited by BritishBlue1 at 13:04:26 22-11-2012
  • Ultrasoundwave 22 Nov 2012 13:04:35 3,443 posts
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    I actually read through the NASA site about all this, really interesting stuff actually.

    If the world does end, i cant help thinking Nintendo are going to have something to do with it.......

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Mola_Ram 22 Nov 2012 13:08:06 8,672 posts
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    Play games of Civ with the sole purpose of fucking over the Mayans as brutally as possible.
  • Moot_Point 22 Nov 2012 13:08:20 4,654 posts
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    mowgli wrote: I thought the 1 married the .2 and founded Islam?

  • prawnking1980 22 Nov 2012 13:10:10 5,584 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Wanking
    Probably this.
  • Tonka 22 Nov 2012 13:11:04 21,565 posts
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    I will become a dad for the second time.

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • Whizzo 22 Nov 2012 13:23:45 43,411 posts
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    I plan on being chased by earthquakes and volcanoes, just like John Cusack.

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  • Rusty_M 22 Nov 2012 18:54:40 5,019 posts
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    Turn 29

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
    http://www.twitch.tv/rusty_the_robot
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  • Syrette 22 Nov 2012 19:27:08 44,516 posts
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    BritishBlue1 wrote:
    Speaking of which, has anyone else ever accidentally snagged the wire connecting their testicles to the public bone? Surprisingly painful.
    whut

  • Scimarad 22 Nov 2012 19:40:14 8,670 posts
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    @Moot_Point

    That is awesome:)
  • localnotail 22 Nov 2012 20:27:13 23,093 posts
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    I'm going to teach my baby to stand, just in case she has a chance to save the world but is too short to reach the button.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • DaM 22 Nov 2012 20:30:25 13,613 posts
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    BritishBlue1 wrote:
    I dunno, sitting in my Y-fronts scratching my balls, I s'pose.

    Speaking of which, has anyone else ever accidentally snagged the wire connecting their testicles to the public bone? Surprisingly painful.
    Wire? Hate to tell you this mate, but you might be actually an android. From the future
  • Moot_Point 22 Nov 2012 20:31:45 4,654 posts
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    mowgli wrote: I thought the 1 married the .2 and founded Islam?

  • Deleted user 22 November 2012 20:33:52
    Await the inevitable rash of idiots killing themselves/going nuts on the day only to find that the Sun does indeed still rise on the 22nd and everything is as normal as it usually is ?
  • elstoof 22 Nov 2012 21:35:36 8,445 posts
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    I got some downton abbey to be getting on with.
  • Deleted user 22 November 2012 21:38:10
    Have sex with babies.

    Sexy babies.
  • kickerconspiracy 22 Nov 2012 21:41:10 494 posts
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    I'm going to shit in a sock and have a shitty sock.
  • Deleted user 23 November 2012 19:46:22
    neilka wrote:
    Wanking
    Probably.

    I used to have a day dream about raiding dixons or woolworths if it was the end of the world, and grabbing all the cool gadgets I've always wanted but couldn't afford. Thinking about it though, that would be a fricking waste of time wouldn't it!

    Get pissed then.
  • Load_2.0 23 Nov 2012 19:55:46 19,812 posts
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    Worst apocolypse looting ever. Dixons and Woolworths?

    How about Harrods or a John Lewis?
  • Deleted user 23 November 2012 20:13:12
    I was keeping it local, at the time had a woolworths here and Dixons in Bournemouth but yeah, should push the boat out being as it's the end of the world. I'll book some coach tickets up to London for the big day I think.
  • sport 14 Dec 2012 11:13:37 12,861 posts
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    1 week to go /o\
  • mcmonkeyplc 14 Dec 2012 11:26:23 39,656 posts
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    I've only got 1 more week to fuck someone again!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • sport 14 Dec 2012 11:27:41 12,861 posts
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    Xmas party tomorrow night, this could be my final chance.
  • Ziz0u 14 Dec 2012 11:29:22 8,654 posts
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    Last Friday ever :( Well if you don't count the 21st as we'll all be too busy being dead.
  • mrpon 14 Dec 2012 11:32:18 29,799 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Xmas party tomorrow night, this could be my final chance.

    Give me 5 I'm worth it.

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