What are you going to do with your final month?

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  • sport 22 Nov 2012 12:53:55 13,066 posts
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    Just less than a month now till the Mayans attack us. I was thinking of surfing the net excessively till then.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 22 Nov 2012 12:54:25 17,036 posts
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    Wanking
  • Lukus 22 Nov 2012 12:57:12 19,707 posts
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    I'm going to become a Mayan and stab up some peeps.
  • RyanDS 22 Nov 2012 12:57:37 10,675 posts
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    Finish Assassins Creed 3, then play it again on the last day to see if anything special unlocks in game for playing on d-day.
  • Deleted user 22 November 2012 13:00:02
    I dunno, sitting in my Y-fronts scratching my balls, I s'pose.

    Speaking of which, has anyone else ever accidentally snagged the wire connecting their testicles to the public bone? Surprisingly painful.

    Edited by BritishBlue1 at 13:04:26 22-11-2012
  • Ultrasoundwave 22 Nov 2012 13:04:35 3,846 posts
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    I actually read through the NASA site about all this, really interesting stuff actually.

    If the world does end, i cant help thinking Nintendo are going to have something to do with it.......
  • Mola_Ram 22 Nov 2012 13:08:06 10,654 posts
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    Play games of Civ with the sole purpose of fucking over the Mayans as brutally as possible.
  • Moot_Point 22 Nov 2012 13:08:20 4,778 posts
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  • prawnking1980 22 Nov 2012 13:10:10 6,801 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Wanking
    Probably this.
  • Tonka 22 Nov 2012 13:11:04 23,009 posts
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    I will become a dad for the second time.
  • Whizzo 22 Nov 2012 13:23:45 43,952 posts
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    I plan on being chased by earthquakes and volcanoes, just like John Cusack.
  • Rusty_M 22 Nov 2012 18:54:40 5,421 posts
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    Turn 29
  • Syrette 22 Nov 2012 19:27:08 45,508 posts
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    BritishBlue1 wrote:
    Speaking of which, has anyone else ever accidentally snagged the wire connecting their testicles to the public bone? Surprisingly painful.
    whut
  • Scimarad 22 Nov 2012 19:40:14 8,800 posts
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    @Moot_Point

    That is awesome:)
  • localnotail 22 Nov 2012 20:27:13 23,084 posts
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    I'm going to teach my baby to stand, just in case she has a chance to save the world but is too short to reach the button.
  • DaM 22 Nov 2012 20:30:25 14,173 posts
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    BritishBlue1 wrote:
    I dunno, sitting in my Y-fronts scratching my balls, I s'pose.

    Speaking of which, has anyone else ever accidentally snagged the wire connecting their testicles to the public bone? Surprisingly painful.
    Wire? Hate to tell you this mate, but you might be actually an android. From the future
  • Moot_Point 22 Nov 2012 20:31:45 4,778 posts
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  • Deleted user 22 November 2012 20:33:52
    Await the inevitable rash of idiots killing themselves/going nuts on the day only to find that the Sun does indeed still rise on the 22nd and everything is as normal as it usually is ?
  • elstoof 22 Nov 2012 21:35:36 9,759 posts
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    I got some downton abbey to be getting on with.
  • Deleted user 22 November 2012 21:38:10
    Have sex with babies.

    Sexy babies.
  • kickerconspiracy 22 Nov 2012 21:41:10 494 posts
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    I'm going to shit in a sock and have a shitty sock.
  • Deleted user 23 November 2012 19:46:22
    neilka wrote:
    Wanking
    Probably.

    I used to have a day dream about raiding dixons or woolworths if it was the end of the world, and grabbing all the cool gadgets I've always wanted but couldn't afford. Thinking about it though, that would be a fricking waste of time wouldn't it!

    Get pissed then.
  • Load_2.0 23 Nov 2012 19:55:46 20,975 posts
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    Worst apocolypse looting ever. Dixons and Woolworths?

    How about Harrods or a John Lewis?
  • Deleted user 23 November 2012 20:13:12
    I was keeping it local, at the time had a woolworths here and Dixons in Bournemouth but yeah, should push the boat out being as it's the end of the world. I'll book some coach tickets up to London for the big day I think.
  • sport 14 Dec 2012 11:13:37 13,066 posts
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    1 week to go /o\
  • mcmonkeyplc 14 Dec 2012 11:26:23 39,893 posts
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    I've only got 1 more week to fuck someone again!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  • sport 14 Dec 2012 11:27:41 13,066 posts
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    Xmas party tomorrow night, this could be my final chance.
  • Ziz0u 14 Dec 2012 11:29:22 8,892 posts
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    Last Friday ever :( Well if you don't count the 21st as we'll all be too busy being dead.
  • mrpon 14 Dec 2012 11:32:18 30,592 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Xmas party tomorrow night, this could be my final chance.
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