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  • Gambit1977 16 Feb 2013 23:09:34 9,583 posts
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    So the first spin off will be a Yoda flick.
    Erm...
  • Ged42 16 Feb 2013 23:31:47 7,717 posts
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    Withstand, a whole film, of this, you must. Mmmm
  • riceNpea 17 Feb 2013 01:46:27 592 posts
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    new film idea #4348


    Luke, Han, Chewie and Lando go canoeing on Hoth and come across a small town of poverty stricken, possibly inbred locals and are mean to them. Luke however befriends a Jawa and has an impromptu rendition of duelling banjos.

    the next day the 4 are somehow separated and Luke and Han are kidnapped by a couple of locals. Luke is made to, 'squeal like a pig' at the local's insistence as he brutally forces the full forces of his force into Luke's forcehole.

    the rest of the movie is of no consequence because after tis point in the film no-one will remember/care or ever recite it. i think Lando finds a new type of plant that cures the bad skin condition that results from using the dark side of the force and makes milions of space credits.
  • Mola_Ram 17 Feb 2013 01:55:51 7,217 posts
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    Looking forward to seeing Yoda as a street-smart punk who grew up on the wrong side of the tracks, learning that the force is really useful in a break dance battle.
  • Syrette 17 Feb 2013 20:02:16 43,292 posts
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    The new theme song



    Edited by Syrette at 20:03:22 17-02-2013

  • Deckard1 21 Feb 2013 18:23:06 27,692 posts
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    Hamill saying he's in talks now. Jesus.

    Hush you ponce

  • CosmicFuzz 21 Feb 2013 18:34:11 23,844 posts
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    He's voicing the all CGI Luke.

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  • Blotto 21 Feb 2013 18:37:44 2,773 posts
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    As has been said, Hamill will be fine given a bit of make up and a workout.

    Luke's character won't seem weird old, it'll just be like he's Ben Kenobi. Han Solo however, I'd rather not see as a confused, melty faced old man.
  • fletch7100 21 Feb 2013 18:53:08 7,208 posts
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    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-207_162-57570196/mark-hamill-muses-on-new-star-wars-go-retro/
  • CosmicFuzz 21 Feb 2013 18:59:06 23,844 posts
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    Mark likes finding $20 in old pants because it means he can go and buy larger pants.

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  • ronuds 21 Feb 2013 21:08:44 21,788 posts
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    He hasn't signed any contracts. Of course he's going to do it - wtf else does he have going on?

    Wouldn't mind seeing what Luke's been up to since taking down the dark side. Was it all peace and harmony for forever and always after?

    Edited by ronuds at 21:09:13 21-02-2013
  • mrpon 21 Feb 2013 21:20:46 28,746 posts
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    Pizza and hamburgers I think.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • morriss 21 Feb 2013 21:27:16 70,928 posts
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    JJ won't fuck it up.
  • Deckard1 21 Feb 2013 21:30:39 27,692 posts
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    If Lukes turned to the darkside it would explain why he looks like a crusty old paedo now.

    Hush you ponce

  • Dougs 6 Mar 2013 07:33:22 67,155 posts
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    Carrie Fisher to return. On less drugs.

    http://mobile.theverge.com/2013/3/5/4069004/carrie-fisher-confirms-princess-leia-return-for-star-wars-episode-vii
  • beastmaster 6 Mar 2013 08:26:46 11,317 posts
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    Looks like they're doin' it for the kids!

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • gooner77 6 Mar 2013 09:32:19 751 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    Looking forward to seeing Yoda as a street-smart punk who grew up on the wrong side of the tracks, learning that the force is really useful in a break dance battle.
    I'll gladly pay to see that film
  • Gambit1977 6 Mar 2013 10:11:33 9,583 posts
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    This has the feeling of the Star Trek movies now, the old folks still 'having' it!
  • scott1987 6 Mar 2013 10:21:05 123 posts
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    i really hope this does not go tits up
  • Deckard1 6 Mar 2013 10:23:36 27,692 posts
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    It's going to be really really bad. Holiday special bad.

    Hush you ponce

  • spindle9988 6 Mar 2013 10:25:36 3,528 posts
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    P\rt of me cannot wait for a new star wars film and Ill be as excited as a little kid. The other part of me remembers the phantom menace
  • fletch7100 6 Mar 2013 10:38:35 7,208 posts
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    Get ready to see more adverts like this when its released :)

  • 4gate 6 Mar 2013 10:41:59 362 posts
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    @spindle9988 The parts of you that remember Clones and Sith should gang up with the part that remembers Menace, and put the little kid part out of its misery.

    Gave up on this 15 years ago, I did.
  • spindle9988 6 Mar 2013 10:53:31 3,528 posts
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    @4gate

    I cant give up, Its star wars
  • nickthegun 6 Mar 2013 10:55:57 59,428 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Carrie Fisher to return. On less drugs.

    http://mobile.theverge.com/2013/3/5/4069004/carrie-fisher-confirms-princess-leia-return-for-star-wars-episode-vii
    Yeah.... about that one...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2284935/Carrie-Fisher-hospitalised-treatment-bipolar-disorder-bizarre-cruise-ship-appearance.html

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    He totally called it

  • LeoliansBro 6 Mar 2013 10:57:54 43,793 posts
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    'bipolar disorder'...

    For once I approve of the Mail's policy on photos however.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deckard1 6 Mar 2013 10:59:40 27,692 posts
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    Everyone's fat now. Seriously, if they're getting the old cast back, this will be the worst thing that has happened in the history of man. Except maybe the holocaust.

    Hush you ponce

  • spindle9988 6 Mar 2013 11:01:40 3,528 posts
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    They could have a story line where the princess has gone mad, like the queen from game of thrones
  • nickthegun 6 Mar 2013 11:01:58 59,428 posts
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    It will be a bit of a stark contrast if the get Ford back.

    'We are going to see grandma leia and grandpa han'

    *cut to a female nick nolte and the still hunky and svelte harrison ford*

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    He totally called it

  • Deckard1 6 Mar 2013 11:07:02 27,692 posts
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    Holy shit I had no idea Wedge was still on the TV

    Hush you ponce

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