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  • MetalDog 25 Apr 2012 11:49:25 23,708 posts
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    Even if people are sucking their thumbs, so long as they're not sucking mine, I can't see why anyone would be 'disgusted'.
    I think people have forgotten what the word means.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Deckard1 26 Apr 2013 14:23:17 27,206 posts
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    I've kind of managed to stop biting mine. About three weeks on the wagon now. I done it by filing them smooth so there was no delicious jaggy bits to tempt me. This is the first time I've ever had finger nails, they're still pretty short but they're getting on my tits. Especially when typing. Still though the varnish looks great.
  • mrpon 26 Apr 2013 14:25:47 28,474 posts
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    How gay do they look on the HairyArse scale?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Alastair 26 Apr 2013 14:27:56 15,457 posts
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    Did you bother with that bitter taste stuff?
    That did the job for me when I quit back at school.
    Now I only bite my nails during tense rugby matches!

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • Alastair 26 Apr 2013 14:28:20 15,457 posts
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    Still nibble the skin around them though.. :(

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • Deckard1 26 Apr 2013 14:35:35 27,206 posts
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    Nah tried the bitter stuff when I was at school and just grew to enjoy the taste. The filing thing has seemed to work though. Really gets you in touch with your feminine side when you're filing your nails as well. And I'd currently give them 4 smoulders out of 8 smoulders on the Hairy Arse gay-o-meter pon
  • Alastair 26 Apr 2013 14:40:55 15,457 posts
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    I can just picture you, sitting on the sofa filing your nails, with a gay dog nestled at your feet. Olly Murs crooning on the stereo and your girlfriend pouring out some Lambrini for the two of you.

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • Deckard1 26 Apr 2013 14:43:04 27,206 posts
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    Its tr'fic babe
  • ronuds 26 Apr 2013 14:45:50 21,788 posts
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    You can do it Deckard1! I bit my entire life, but one day I just said eff this and quit cold turkey. That was over 10 years ago.

    I can bite my nails simply to groom them today w/o reverting back to my old ways.
  • Alastair 26 Apr 2013 15:02:57 15,457 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Its tr'fic babe
    Almost makes me want to journey up to Geordie land to join you...

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • Deckard1 26 Apr 2013 15:09:58 27,206 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    I really don't see what the problem is. I've stopped taking drugs, I've stopped smoking, I'm faithful to my girlfriend, I have a decent job. My life is so boring now I struggle to stay awake through most of it. Can't I just have this small pleasure?! This one thing that I shouldn't do? Eating these little tasty morsels of fun atop my fingers is the last thing I have left in my life that makes me feel alive. Why should I be made to feel like an animal?
    Holy shit, I wrote this a a year and a day ago. IT'S A SIGN!
  • Deleted user 26 April 2013 15:27:29
    Genuinely thought biting your nails was a girl thing. Didn't know so many dudes were guilty as well.
  • Alastair 26 Apr 2013 15:48:47 15,457 posts
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    Do you think only blokes masturbate as well?

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • mrpon 26 Apr 2013 15:58:14 28,474 posts
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    Isn't it more likely to be a girl who want to looks feminine with unbitten nails mowgli?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deckard1 26 Apr 2013 16:02:45 27,206 posts
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    Mowgli bites his hamburgers
  • CosmicFuzz 26 Apr 2013 16:04:10 23,281 posts
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    Good effort deckard! Nothing worse than a man who bites down.

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  • Dougs 26 Apr 2013 16:11:09 66,713 posts
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    Thanks for the reminder, mine could do with a trim. Long nails on blokes is just wrong.
  • Deckard1 26 Apr 2013 16:18:44 27,206 posts
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    They're on the end of your fingers! How much more of a reminder do you need?!


    I'm fucking obsessed with them.
  • Dougs 26 Apr 2013 16:20:19 66,713 posts
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    Mine rarely get longer than a mm (maybe shorter) or so, but I do it subconsciously as much as anything. Had missed one or two though

    Edited by Dougs at 16:20:40 26-04-2013
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