Michael Bay (asshole supreme) rapes TMNT

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  • Tonka 20 Mar 2012 08:56:03 18,148 posts
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    So now they're aliens? Please please please just take your millions and fuck off.
    http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/03/19/michael-bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-aliens/

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  • darkmorgado 20 Mar 2012 09:01:05 22,557 posts
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    So he isn't content at ruining just one cherished childhood franchise then.

    /waits for Michael Bay He-Man movie

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  • kalel 20 Mar 2012 09:16:11 76,470 posts
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    To be honest, every single iteration of this (including the cartoon) has completely missed the point of the original comic it was "raping", which was completely different in style and tone to everything that has come since, so it's a bit rich to moan or lament childhood memories especially of that shitty cartoon or the god-awful movies.
  • RedSparrows 20 Mar 2012 09:19:58 16,988 posts
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    I don't think I have any cherished childhood production. They were fluff.

    Other than Swallows & Amazons. And Civ.

    Kicking it old school.
  • Gambit1977 20 Mar 2012 09:20:17 7,839 posts
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    I really wish they'd just stuck with the Eastman and Laird original. I enjoyed that comic.
  • darkmorgado 20 Mar 2012 09:22:29 22,557 posts
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    They need to bring back Teddy Ruxpin. Now THAT was cool.

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  • Gambit1977 20 Mar 2012 09:23:57 7,839 posts
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    @darkmorgado
    In a strange sort of way...the cartoon actually was.
  • Tonka 20 Mar 2012 09:25:49 18,148 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    To be honest, every single iteration of this (including the cartoon) has completely missed the point of the original comic it was "raping", which was completely different in style and tone to everything that has come since, so it's a bit rich to moan or lament childhood memories especially of that shitty cartoon or the god-awful movies.
    I'm not lamenting the shitty cartoons nor the silly films. I'm upset that Michael Bay completely disregards the whole reason for TMNTs existence.

    Yes, the Miller Daredevil parody.

    Change the colours of the bandanas if you have to, but changing the origin is to say "I never read the originals and if I did I'm too thick to get the most obvious cameo ever"

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  • Mr-Brett 20 Mar 2012 09:26:17 11,487 posts
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    I liked the Turtles but it's never been something I held particularly dear plus there has already been a few terrible movies based on it so I agree with Kalel.

    Please don't use the delete button, think of the children.

  • Deleted user 20 March 2012 09:27:36
    I'm more offended that he's still making films and people want to see them.
  • Tonka 20 Mar 2012 09:28:02 18,148 posts
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    Here Mr Bay, take this and twist it into your gods awful version of bliss:

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  • NOSAVIOUR 20 Mar 2012 09:28:41 2,724 posts
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    Michael Bay is great. That is all.
  • nickthegun 20 Mar 2012 09:30:33 44,469 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    To be honest, every single iteration of this (including the cartoon) has completely missed the point of the original comic it was "raping", which was completely different in style and tone to everything that has come since, so it's a bit rich to moan or lament childhood memories especially of that shitty cartoon or the god-awful movies.
    Yeah, its true. Its a terribly poseur thing to say but if you werent a fan of the original B&W comics, then theres nothing to really complain about.

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  • roz123 20 Mar 2012 09:32:52 6,624 posts
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    The threat title would have been better if it was just

    "Michael Bay rapes Turtles!"

    It must be quite hard to rape a turtle.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 20 Mar 2012 09:32:53 31,270 posts
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    That first live-action Turtles movie was pretty good. I wonder if it'd even remotely stand up these days?

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  • nickthegun 20 Mar 2012 09:37:45 44,469 posts
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    Short answer: No

    Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  • Deleted user 20 March 2012 09:39:03
    DDevil wrote:
    That first live-action Turtles movie was pretty good. I wonder if it'd even remotely stand up these days?
    Stand up to what?
  • kalel 20 Mar 2012 09:39:18 76,470 posts
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    It's SO bad.
  • figgis 20 Mar 2012 09:41:13 7,368 posts
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    Does anyone still give a shit about fucking Ninja turtles?

    I had some of the original comics and they were shit.
  • Deleted user 20 March 2012 09:42:08
    kalel wrote:
    It's SO bad.
    Yup, but in a good way for me, anyone who remembers it being anything else has a shit memory.
  • Dizzy 20 Mar 2012 09:42:56 1,736 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    To be honest, every single iteration of this (including the cartoon) has completely missed the point of the original comic it was "raping", which was completely different in style and tone to everything that has come since, so it's a bit rich to moan or lament childhood memories especially of that shitty cartoon or the god-awful movies.
    QFT

    The original comic is miles above anything.



    Edited by Dizzy at 09:44:52 20-03-2012
  • nickthegun 20 Mar 2012 09:43:43 44,469 posts
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    T-U-R-T-L-E POWAH
    T-U-R-T-L-E POWAH

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  • Deleted user 20 March 2012 09:44:28
    /dances
  • neilka 20 Mar 2012 09:55:11 12,022 posts
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    Who would win in a space battle between The Clangers and Button Moon?

    if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away

  • Flightrisker 20 Mar 2012 10:47:45 18,073 posts
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    People are getting annoyed at The Turtles being "ruined"?


    The fucking Turtles?!
  • megastar 20 Mar 2012 10:53:10 16,918 posts
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    "The fucking Turtles?!" happen to be the best thing ever in anything ever!! show some respect man!!!
  • TechnoHippy 20 Mar 2012 10:58:16 14,256 posts
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    roz123 wrote:
    The threat title would have been better if it was just

    "Michael Bay rapes Turtles!"

    It must be quite hard to rape a turtle.
    Their shells aren't as tough as you might think.

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  • bad09 20 Mar 2012 10:59:57 4,612 posts
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    Haha Bay strikes again the turd. Aliens now? :eek:

    Oh well Turtles movies have been shit ever since the first anyway so can't say I'm really upset about Bay ruining it further as it's already been dead for a long, long time :)

    Of course the very mention of big screen turtles demands homage to the first movie.

    T-U-R-T-L-E POWAH!



    Edited by bad09 at 11:00:15 20-03-2012
  • Syrette 20 Mar 2012 11:01:17 38,357 posts
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    Can't go wrong with a bit of human on turtle sex.

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