My mate seems to think that 'all men use moisturising products'. Do you? Page 6

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  • Moot_Point 6 Jan 2013 23:20:24 4,162 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I do. I actually have really oily skin so trying to find a moisturiser that dries it a bit at the same time is a nightmare.
    A moisturizer that dries the skin? /does not compute

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  • cubbymoore 6 Jan 2013 23:24:10 36,497 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I do. I actually have really oily skin so trying to find a moisturiser that dries it a bit at the same time is a nightmare.

    I also use eye cream, a shaving brush, and enjoy a nice cock up my arse.
    I hear that really makes your eyes sparkle.
  • CosmicFuzz 7 Jan 2013 00:00:47 24,576 posts
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    Moot_Point wrote:
    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I do. I actually have really oily skin so trying to find a moisturiser that dries it a bit at the same time is a nightmare.
    A moisturizer that dries the skin? /does not compute
    Yeah you don't want to completely dry out your skin, just control the oil but keep it...

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  • El_MUERkO 7 Jan 2013 00:19:36 17,050 posts
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    I use moisturiser to stop my hands drying out after a morning chopping wood on the side of a wind swept valley.

    /manly
  • monkehhh 7 Jan 2013 00:36:17 3,357 posts
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    The king - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqueous_cream
    .. and it's super cheap.
  • Cogsy666 7 Jan 2013 00:58:11 155 posts
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    After shaving I use some.

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  • SpaceDave3000 7 Jan 2013 03:50:33 78,266 posts
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    Never have, probably never will.

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  • speedofthepuma 7 Jan 2013 05:31:27 13,293 posts
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    When I first started to shave I did because I was a pubescent boy and thought it was the done thing. Then I remembered I'm male and can't be arsed with stuff like that and have never even thought of it since.

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  • Deleted user 7 January 2013 06:54:56
    I do (face moisturiser) every morning. Habit instilled when I was a teenager and didn't have the best skin. Find it weird if I forget/can't use moisturiser in the morning, even if I know it is probably just psychological.

    Have a real bad problem with my hands drying up, cracking and thus bleeding every bloody winter but nothing seems to help it.

    Edited by mowgli at 08:22:15 07-01-2013
  • jonsaan 7 Jan 2013 07:53:24 25,353 posts
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    Moisturising is just gay.

    I find that a little semen in the face once a week or so takes care of my skin perfectly.

    FCUTA!

  • Madder-Max 7 Jan 2013 08:03:24 11,656 posts
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    I don't because I am not a raging homo

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  • FWB 7 Jan 2013 08:19:25 44,665 posts
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    I puts the lotion on the skin or else I gets the hose again.
  • mrpon 7 Jan 2013 08:27:33 28,997 posts
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    I do and my neighbours thought I was younger than I am.

    /shrugs

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  • CosmicFuzz 7 Jan 2013 08:50:48 24,576 posts
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    You got refused your free bus pass didn't you.

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  • Ultrasoundwave 7 Jan 2013 08:56:19 3,319 posts
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    Yup, moisturising twice a day here.

    I dont go in for that 10 a pop L'oreal bollocks though, usually some Nivea for Men or, at the moment, im using Bulldog.

    Y'know.....because its more manly.

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  • Shikasama 7 Jan 2013 08:59:31 6,869 posts
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    It's a solution to a problem I don't understand.

    I've never been sat here and though 'oh god my face is dry! how terrible!'
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    Lucky you!
  • warlockuk 7 Jan 2013 09:28:55 19,180 posts
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    My skin's pretty decent. Dunno if it's lack of smoking or not covering myself in weird "product", as the gays call it.

    Plus if in doubt... beard!

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • TheSaint 7 Jan 2013 09:35:41 14,481 posts
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    I always use some after shaving.
  • warlockuk 7 Jan 2013 09:38:43 19,180 posts
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    TheSaint wrote:
    I always use some after shaving.
    I see where you went wrong there.

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  • THFourteen 7 Jan 2013 09:48:56 33,615 posts
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    Shikasama wrote:
    It's a solution to a problem I don't understand.

    I've never been sat here and though 'oh god my face is dry! how terrible!'
    being asian with dry skin, my skin goes a horrible grey colour if its not moisturised.

    My hands also hurt and start to crack at the knuckles in cold weather if i dont put some moisturiser on and wear gloves.

    not to mention my face hurts after shaving if its not moisturised.
  • mcmonkeyplc 7 Jan 2013 10:04:47 39,459 posts
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    I'm Asian, and I don't have these problems.

    You must be gay :)

    Edit: That's a lie, a used some moisturiser on my nose this morning as the skin was a little dry due to blowing my nose.

    My nose is gay you see.

    Edited by mcmonkeyplc at 10:05:55 07-01-2013

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  • Triggerhappytel 7 Jan 2013 10:13:24 2,695 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Have a real bad problem with my hands drying up, cracking and thus bleeding every bloody winter but nothing seems to help it.
    I get this too, and it has become even worse since I started cycling to work almost a year ago. I actually slather on the same barrier cream that usually goes on my daughter when she wears a nappy, and it really helps. I think it came from Boots, although I don't know its specifics. Have you tried plain aqueous cream?

    I also wear moisturiser cream on my face most days because I get really dry skin. It's seriously bad at times; it goes really flakey and looks awful. I actually find vaseline is one of the best things to counter it, but that has the opposite effect and makes my skin really greasy so I have to use it very frugally.

    Edited by Triggerhappytel at 10:18:58 07-01-2013
  • Deckard1 7 Jan 2013 10:22:13 28,251 posts
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    I'm sure most asian people don't turn grey and flakey if left outside. Are you sure you're not some kind of porpoise?
  • THFourteen 7 Jan 2013 10:25:35 33,615 posts
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    lol i didnt mean that all asian people turn grey. i meant that i have dry skin and because my normal skin colour is brown and not white, it looks grey as opposed to just blending in with white skin, its more obvious
  • Deckard1 7 Jan 2013 10:26:24 28,251 posts
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    So is that a "Yes I am a porpoise" then?
  • THFourteen 7 Jan 2013 10:45:35 33,615 posts
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    /porpoise noise
  • Mr_Sleep 7 Jan 2013 10:50:37 17,097 posts
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    warlockuk wrote:
    My skin's pretty decent. Dunno if it's lack of smoking or not covering myself in weird "product", as the gays call it.

    Plus if in doubt... beard!
    I don't use any moisturiser and I was/am a smoker of ten years and my skin is pretty wrinkle free. I do drink a lot of water and eat bananas so that might help. If it wasn't for the grey hair I'd still look early twenties.

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  • sport 7 Jan 2013 10:54:32 12,758 posts
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    You can light a match on my cheeks.
  • Murbal 7 Jan 2013 10:55:40 22,271 posts
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    Ultrasoundwave wrote:
    at the moment, im using Bulldog.
    I'm using that at the moment too. Mainly because it was half price, but I rather like it.
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