Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 68

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  • macmurphy 19 Apr 2013 10:12:47 1,002 posts
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    http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2011/204/3/5/dance_pony__dance_by_minimoose772-d41g3w0.jpg&imgrefurl=http://minimoose772.deviantart.com/art/Dance-Pony-Dance-244295856&h=670&w=1191&sz=122&tbnid=5vJl_QnaArqJbM:&tbnh=69&tbnw=123&zoom=1&usg=__RzXM75emP4iZN-2HEzmC1p7LRUs=&docid=QqjRpsVpYrM11M&hl=en&sa=X&ei=cApxUcKRJYW40QWN-YCYBw&sqi=2&ved=0CDgQ9QEwAQ
  • macmurphy 19 Apr 2013 10:14:36 1,002 posts
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    Nexus_6 wrote:
    Come on now, it wasn't deleted, just locked!
    Pretty sure you talking about coitus with badgers was the straw that broke the camel's back.
  • Mola_Ram 19 Apr 2013 10:15:41 9,917 posts
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    The badger thing wouldn't have come up if Rolf hadn't didgeridoo'd one.

    Edited by Mola_Ram at 10:16:00 19-04-2013
  • roz123 19 Apr 2013 10:28:04 7,112 posts
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    The dirty bastard
  • twelveways 19 Apr 2013 10:30:48 4,910 posts
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    I sent Rolf a picture of my doodle when I was a kid
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 19 Apr 2013 10:43:04 16,956 posts
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    He made me touch his Rolfaroo :(
  • roz123 19 Apr 2013 11:11:47 7,112 posts
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    Whatever he has done it can't be as bad as his cover of stairway to heaven.


  • senso-ji 19 Apr 2013 11:16:32 6,363 posts
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    Wonder what really used to happen in Rolf's Cartoon Club.
  • bad09 19 Apr 2013 11:18:32 6,466 posts
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    I just saw this, not Rolf! :(

    Anyone done a "can you see what is yet?" Joke yet?
  • Nexus_6 19 Apr 2013 11:33:31 3,926 posts
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    macmurphy wrote:
    Nexus_6 wrote:
    Come on now, it wasn't deleted, just locked!
    Pretty sure you talking about coitus with badgers was the straw that broke the camel's back.
    What's this about camels now?

    My god - how deep does this rabbit hole go?

    That's what Rolf wanted to know
  • Waffleaber 19 Apr 2013 11:48:22 509 posts
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  • Lukus 19 Apr 2013 12:59:07 19,642 posts
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    I bet he took advantage during the Animal Hospital years. All those distraught pet owners, vulnerable, in need of a comforting arm (penis).
  • nickthegun 19 Apr 2013 13:04:08 63,435 posts
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    senso-ji wrote:
    Wonder what really used to happen in Rolf's Cartoon Club.
    That program used to make me want a big, fat marker pen more than anything in the world.
  • mrpon 19 Apr 2013 13:06:22 30,275 posts
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    What platform did it run on?
  • kinky_mong 19 Apr 2013 13:47:23 11,418 posts
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    Shocking update as I used to love Rolf's Cartoon Club, but then it was always rumoured that Harris liked playing with his didgeridoo in A-minor.
  • Lukus 19 Apr 2013 14:00:12 19,642 posts
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    Tie Me Wandering Hands Down, Sport?

    Kind of works.

    Edited by Lukus at 14:01:04 19-04-2013
  • nickthegun 19 Apr 2013 14:02:59 63,435 posts
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    He hasnt got a third leg to stand on.
  • Mola_Ram 19 Apr 2013 14:03:24 9,917 posts
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    Something something wobble board
  • Maturin 19 Apr 2013 14:17:43 3,566 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    I bet he took advantage during the Animal Hospital years. All those distraught pet owners, vulnerable, in need of a comforting arm (penis).
    He did make a pass at my wife's best friend who was training as a vet at the time. She was an adult though.
  • mrpon 19 Apr 2013 14:19:28 30,275 posts
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    He kept count of his conquests with his wifes hair abacus.
  • mothercruncher 19 Apr 2013 17:34:22 9,290 posts
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    mcmothercruncher wrote:
    A friend was a receptionist at the BBC, said Rolf was a bit "letchy" whenever he came in.
    You know, don't want to gloat, but, GLOATING NOW.
  • the_dudefather 19 Apr 2013 17:37:30 9,599 posts
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  • Deleted user 19 April 2013 17:45:01
    mcmothercruncher wrote:
    mcmothercruncher wrote:
    A friend was a receptionist at the BBC, said Rolf was a bit "letchy" whenever he came in.
    You know, don't want to gloat, but, GLOATING NOW.
    Being a bit overly friendly with women is a long way from being a paedo.
  • malloc 19 Apr 2013 18:44:22 2,537 posts
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    Anyone think that now the 'p' word has been banded about so much that it's going to seem a lot less scary a problem? (I'm not saying this right by any means, just wondering)
  • Lukus 19 Apr 2013 18:46:05 19,642 posts
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    Operation Yew Tree isn't just for paedos though. It's basically celebrity rapists and gropers who may or may not be paedos.
  • Deleted user 19 April 2013 18:46:42
    It's not so much that it's a less scary problem, more that it's a bit misused. Like how Jim Davidson, Rolf et al are apparently in trouble for molesting uni students rather than noncing up kids. "Paedo" is going to become a catch-all label for "sex offender".
  • mothercruncher 19 Apr 2013 18:59:05 9,290 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    mcmothercruncher wrote:
    mcmothercruncher wrote:
    A friend was a receptionist at the BBC, said Rolf was a bit "letchy" whenever he came in.
    You know, don't want to gloat, but, GLOATING NOW.
    Being a bit overly friendly with women is a long way from being a paedo.
    You again, huh?

    A. I never specifically inferred there was a paedo aspect- you did that.
    B. He was much more than "overly friendly" to my other half's best friend, specific stuff that is no-one else's business here, but that puts me in a much more informed position than you Mr VoiceOfFuckingReason.
  • Fixxxer 19 Apr 2013 19:02:13 1,306 posts
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    Jesus! If you can get done for molesting uni students then I'm... well I'm still in the clear but not for want of trying.
  • Deleted user 19 April 2013 19:02:52
    You have to also be a famous celebrity over the age of...I dunno. What's the cut-off nowadays?
  • Load_2.0 19 Apr 2013 20:02:54 20,619 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    mcmothercruncher wrote:
    mcmothercruncher wrote:
    A friend was a receptionist at the BBC, said Rolf was a bit "letchy" whenever he came in.
    You know, don't want to gloat, but, GLOATING NOW.
    Being a bit overly friendly with women is a long way from being a paedo.
    Just what I would expect a Paedo to say!
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