Celebrity Paedogeddon (now feat. other celeb sex offences) Page 57

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  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 10:20:46
    Chris Tarrant.
  • DaM 3 Jan 2013 10:35:15 14,120 posts
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    Does it have to be a celeb? And if they were in their mid 20s, it's stretching the paedo angle a bit...still Jim Davidson, so go for it!
  • jonsaan 3 Jan 2013 10:40:08 25,857 posts
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    @localnotail That was very funny! I even called Mrs jonsaan over.
  • warlockuk 3 Jan 2013 10:41:41 19,280 posts
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    Hugh Laurie is 53... (Also Sean Bean - can't think of anyone... credible though.)

    Edited by warlockuk at 10:43:06 03-01-2013
  • boo 3 Jan 2013 10:49:47 12,119 posts
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    If you add James Corden and Richard Bacon's ages together, it's probably fairly close to 53, so arrest them both, lock 'em up and throw away the key.

    If, due to prison cutbacks, they have to be locked in a cell for 23 hours a day with a 6' 4", 21 stone bodybuilder who likes to play mummies and daddies, then so be it.

    It's for the good of the children.
  • boo 3 Jan 2013 10:51:35 12,119 posts
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    Simon Cowell's 53.
  • jonsaan 3 Jan 2013 10:53:23 25,857 posts
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    It wasn't Jim. It was Chalkie.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 3 Jan 2013 11:29:37 17,012 posts
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    boo wrote:
    Simon Cowell's 53.
    /crosses fingers
  • nickthegun 3 Jan 2013 11:34:45 63,911 posts
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    How old was sinnita when she do 'so macho'?
  • jellyhead 3 Jan 2013 11:42:28 24,350 posts
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    N. N. N. N. Nineteen. Nineteen.
    N. N. N. N. Nineteen.
  • warlockuk 3 Jan 2013 11:48:32 19,280 posts
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    Nick Griffin is 53. Just sayin'
  • Madder-Max 3 Jan 2013 11:48:42 11,947 posts
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    Alan whittaker! He still alive?
  • warlockuk 3 Jan 2013 11:51:03 19,280 posts
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    How about taking bets on one of these: Ben Elton, Ian McCulloch, Paul Whitehouse, Morrissey, Richard Vranch, Pete Burns, Simon Cowell, Gary Kemp.

    Gotta be Morrissey.
  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 11:59:46
    @warlockuk Morrissey? Fuck off.
  • boo 3 Jan 2013 12:02:07 12,119 posts
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    Bono's also 53.
  • jonsaan 3 Jan 2013 12:02:37 25,857 posts
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    Basically, anyone is fair game in the 'Other' category.

    Who hasn't got a couple of ill advised shags under their belt?

    I don't mean with children. I mean with some disgruntled ex or one night stand. If you're famous, you're fair game.
  • reddevil93 3 Jan 2013 12:02:55 12,552 posts
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    What age are the chuckle brothers?
  • DaM 3 Jan 2013 12:03:46 14,120 posts
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    boo wrote:
    Bono's also 53.
    Excellent, good call!

    The sooner the Tories scrap the courts to save money and switch over to internet justice, the better!
  • DaM 3 Jan 2013 12:04:24 14,120 posts
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    reddevil93 wrote:
    What age are the chuckle brothers?
    I was thinking that...they've been keeping a low profile.

    Still, they deserve knighthoods.
  • nickthegun 3 Jan 2013 12:05:24 63,911 posts
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    I have heard that at younger chuckle is a right dirty bastard.
  • warlockuk 3 Jan 2013 12:06:45 19,280 posts
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    Fantomex wrote:
    @warlockuk Morrissey? Fuck off.
    He's the biggest cunt on the list so... fingers crossed.
    Ok, ok. Second to Nick Griffin.
  • Deleted user 3 January 2013 12:07:17
    Andrew Marr and Andy McNab are both 53.

    Personally my money's on someone the interwebs informs me is called 'Jack Nance'.
  • oceanmotion 3 Jan 2013 12:07:45 16,386 posts
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    I wonder if a women will ever get outed.
  • kinky_mong 3 Jan 2013 12:12:16 11,552 posts
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    oceanmotion wrote:
    I wonder if a women will ever get outed.
    If they do it will just provoke this reaction...

  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 3 Jan 2013 12:13:41 17,012 posts
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    oceanmotion wrote:
    I wonder if a women will ever get outed.
    Nina Nannar a nonce?
  • thelzdking 3 Jan 2013 12:17:59 4,664 posts
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    Sue from Sooty always seemed a bit off.
  • poiana 3 Jan 2013 12:19:53 1 posts
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    RIP Jimmy Savile.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 3 Jan 2013 12:25:38 17,012 posts
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    I'm already tweeting
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