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  • Khanivor 30 Nov 2012 01:01:11 40,402 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Where do we stand on pissing in the shower?
    Over the drain.

    Edited by Khanivor at 01:02:25 30-11-2012
  • Psychotext 30 Nov 2012 01:36:36 53,855 posts
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    How will you know if you're dehydrated then? The treacle will go right down the hole.
  • Trafford 30 Nov 2012 02:14:56 5,641 posts
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    Re: Shower, Yes.

    A stoner once told me it's legal to piss anywhere in the Netherlands, as long as you're facing a wall.
    Is this true hive mind?
  • Deleted user 30 November 2012 07:04:15
    I just saw an advert for Gears of War themed Meccano. What's the point selling toys based on an 18-rated game series to children?

    What's next Manhunt plushies?
  • Chopsen 30 Nov 2012 08:06:40 15,727 posts
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    You are always facing a wall. It's just a question of how far away the wall is.
  • CosmicFuzz 30 Nov 2012 08:15:43 23,337 posts
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    Jesus Christ it is so cold I feel I may just keep over and die.

    Looking for a new gaming podcast to listen to? LOOK NO FURTHER!

  • kickerconspiracy 30 Nov 2012 08:34:33 495 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Where do we stand on pissing in the shower?
    Cheaper and less hassle than rubber sheets.
  • Chopsen 30 Nov 2012 08:34:40 15,727 posts
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    I got out my sleeping-bag-with-arms-and-legs-and-a-hood to make it downstairs to get my coffee this morning.
  • Deleted user 30 November 2012 08:42:24
    Just been outside for the past hour and a bit. Fucking. Freezing.
  • localnotail 30 Nov 2012 08:48:10 23,093 posts
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    Ahh. Lovely toasty bed.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • kickerconspiracy 30 Nov 2012 09:05:54 495 posts
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    Did Allan Is Marmoset always sound like a man? She's on breakfast hawking some of her shit music.
  • warlockuk 30 Nov 2012 09:49:11 19,134 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    I got out my sleeping-bag-with-arms-and-legs-and-a-hood to make it downstairs to get my coffee this morning.
    If it has arms, legs and a hood... why did you get out of it?

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • jellyhead 30 Nov 2012 09:50:55 24,350 posts
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    @kickerconspiracy God has a new album?

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  • kickerconspiracy 30 Nov 2012 10:08:06 495 posts
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    @jellyhead

    Urgh, I hate Kevin Smith films.

    I think she was promoting a tour and talking about breastfeeding or something.
  • Deleted user 30 November 2012 15:16:56
    Chopsen wrote:
    You are always facing a wall. It's just a question of how far away the wall is.
    What if you're lying on the floor?
  • Chopsen 30 Nov 2012 15:18:27 15,727 posts
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    Who the hell would have a piss lying on the floor?
  • Deleted user 30 November 2012 15:21:43
    Tramps
  • ronuds 30 Nov 2012 15:25:05 21,788 posts
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    A baby?
  • Chopsen 30 Nov 2012 15:25:09 15,727 posts
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    warlockuk wrote:
    Chopsen wrote:
    I got out my sleeping-bag-with-arms-and-legs-and-a-hood to make it downstairs to get my coffee this morning.
    If it has arms, legs and a hood... why did you get out of it?
    That's the thing. I'm still there now.
  • Chopsen 30 Nov 2012 15:26:04 15,727 posts
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    TIL in the Netherlands it's illegal to take a piss if you're a tramp or a baby.
  • Deleted user 30 November 2012 15:28:41
    A tramp baby
  • Deleted user 30 November 2012 15:43:32
    Anyone ever thought it's a bit weird that you never see tramp babys? I mean you see white people with white babies, black people with black babies, irish people with Irish babies but never tamp people with tramp babies.

    I reckon they eat them.
  • LeoliansBro 30 Nov 2012 15:44:53 43,247 posts
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    Tramp babies are dogs.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • RelaxedMikki 30 Nov 2012 16:00:26 927 posts
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    The almost microscopic white specks in tramps' beards are not lice. They are, in fact, larval baby tramps. Millions of newly hatched tramps live in host beards until they reach adult size. If you ever witness what looks like 2 tramps kissing, what you are in fact watching is an adult tramp emerging, fully formed, from the beard of it's parent.

    This only applies to female tramps' beards, obviously. The white specks in male tramps' beard are actually lice.

    /it wasn't worth wrestling with a touchpad keyboard to type that rubbish. But now I've done it I might as well post it...
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