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  • Deleted user 16 October 2012 10:28:32
    Got a new jumper yesterday. Really like it and never buy myself clothing anymore. Cane into work all happy with my new purchase and just got told I look like a bus driver. FUCKS SAKE. want to return it now :-(
  • sport 16 Oct 2012 10:30:19 12,045 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Got a new jumper yesterday. Really like it and never buy myself clothing anymore. Cane into work all happy with my new purchase and just got told I look like a bus driver. FUCKS SAKE. want to return it now :-(
    Maybe he wasn't referring to the jumper. Just that you look like a bus driver.
  • Ironlungs76 16 Oct 2012 10:30:39 4,930 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Got a new jumper yesterday. Really like it and never buy myself clothing anymore. Cane into work all happy with my new purchase and just got told I look like a bus driver. FUCKS SAKE. want to return it now :-(
  • localnotail 16 Oct 2012 11:02:15 23,093 posts
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    If you like it, what does anyone else's opinion matter?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • sport 16 Oct 2012 11:06:13 12,045 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    If you like it, what does anyone else's opinion matter?
    But he looks like a bus driver!!!!!!

    A BUS........DRIVER!!!!
  • nickthegun 16 Oct 2012 11:12:12 55,849 posts
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    It was probably the name badge that set the whole look off

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    He totally called it

  • localnotail 16 Oct 2012 11:14:10 23,093 posts
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    The secret of wearing high fashion is to carry it off with such confidence that all witnesses doubt their own judgement. The correct response would have been: "thanks, the utilitarian look is very hot this season"

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • TechnoHippy 16 Oct 2012 11:19:30 14,637 posts
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    What do you normally look like? A bus driver may be a step up.

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  • Alastair 16 Oct 2012 11:36:21 14,953 posts
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    Mowgli's normal look.



    New look (you'll have to imagine the jumper).

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • guts 16 Oct 2012 11:38:01 1,690 posts
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    The missus wants to go shopping tonight... For a new tele for the bedroom. Winner, I have nicked the old one to use as a pc monitor (19" widescreen hd instead of 14" square standard monitor) as our external digi box went kaput and I could'nt get any decent reception for any channel. This not only means that I can send her off to the boudoir to watch shitty soaps at least once a week so I can have social xbox time again (instead of stupid o'clock when all my mates have turned off) but also, as it will have built in dvd player, I can escape shitty soaps and watch films in there instead of on the old archaic laptop.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • Deckard1 16 Oct 2012 11:38:14 25,413 posts
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    TechnoHippy wrote:
    What do you normally look like? A bus driver may be a step up.
    Imagine the planet Jupiter with a beard....

    Called it

  • LockeTribal 16 Oct 2012 11:51:00 4,443 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    TechnoHippy wrote:
    What do you normally look like? A bus driver may be a step up.
    Imagine the planet Jupiter with a beard....
  • Zizoo 16 Oct 2012 11:54:35 7,705 posts
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  • Deleted user 16 October 2012 12:10:24
    sport wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    If you like it, what does anyone else's opinion matter?
    But he looks like a bus driver!!!!!!

    A BUS........DRIVER!!!!
    This.
  • Chopsen 16 Oct 2012 12:17:30 15,176 posts
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    When your friend told you this, did you turn up driving a bus?
  • JuanKerr 16 Oct 2012 12:20:32 36,094 posts
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    I wouldn't know what a bus driver looks like because I've never been poor enough to travel on a bus.

    That's what you should have said in reply to Gok Wan or whoever this fashion guru was.

    Edited by JuanKerr at 12:20:49 16-10-2012
  • Deleted user 16 October 2012 12:33:10
    Tbh, now that I think about it, he turned up for a night out with a diamond earrings. So maybe the comment was revenge after crying with laughter for half an hour. I like this jumper damn it
  • Zizoo 16 Oct 2012 12:38:31 7,705 posts
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    Pic of the jumper or GTFO!
  • Deckard1 16 Oct 2012 12:44:57 25,413 posts
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    I'm guessing its something sick like this

    Called it

  • Zizoo 16 Oct 2012 12:48:17 7,705 posts
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    More tartan.
  • Immaterial 16 Oct 2012 13:41:55 1,260 posts
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    Serious question from a colleague- "why do blind people wear sunglasses?"

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

  • Fake_Blood 16 Oct 2012 14:37:38 3,830 posts
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    Because their eyes are grey and full of sadness.
  • nickthegun 16 Oct 2012 14:51:00 55,849 posts
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    hes probably worked out how easily swayed you are and will do it to everything you possess from now on, regardless of whether he actually likes it or not.

    Nice shoes, brown shoes.

    Nice drainpipe trousers

    Nice phone for a gaylord

    Did you get your hair cut with a knife and fork?

    And so on and so forth...

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    He totally called it

  • monkehhh 16 Oct 2012 15:09:10 3,128 posts
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    If he knows that he can make one remark about your jumper that's enough to make you want to return it, he's probably doing it for fun. I would.
  • Deckard1 16 Oct 2012 15:10:52 25,413 posts
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    I think its probably a mixture of that and the fact that he actually does look like a massive bus driving cunt.

    Called it

  • morriss 16 Oct 2012 15:13:45 70,749 posts
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    sport wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    If you like it, what does anyone else's opinion matter?
    But he looks like a bus driver!!!!!!

    A BUS........DRIVER!!!!
    ...and we all know that they're poor and irrelevant.
  • Deleted user 16 October 2012 15:16:56
    Captain miserable fucking bastard today Morris.
  • X201 16 Oct 2012 15:20:09 14,696 posts
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    morriss wrote:
    sport wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    If you like it, what does anyone else's opinion matter?
    But he looks like a bus driver!!!!!!

    A BUS........DRIVER!!!!
    ...and we all know that they're poor and irrelevant.


    Never insult a bus driver that has a gun, and a bus.

    Edited by X201 at 15:21:08 16-10-2012
  • roz123 16 Oct 2012 15:28:02 7,107 posts
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    Or one who plays street fighter
  • jellyhead 16 Oct 2012 15:30:39 24,350 posts
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    Or one who'll Uppercut your ass and throw you off the damn bus!

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