John Carter (of Mars) Trailer

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  • iokthemonkey 14 Jul 2011 18:23:31 4,664 posts
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    Here's the trailer.

    http://that-figures.blogspot.com/

  • Derblington 14 Jul 2011 18:31:28 22,287 posts
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    Actually, that's a link to a website with a link to the trailer that's on youtube.
  • Flightrisker 14 Jul 2011 20:55:01 18,138 posts
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    Plus it looks awful.
  • Gearskin 14 Jul 2011 21:31:13 2,089 posts
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    Not familiar with the source material, but I like the tone of the trailer.
  • President_Weasel 14 Jul 2011 21:56:43 9,659 posts
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    you're a big barsoomian, but you're out of shape. With me, it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.
  • AaronTurner 14 Jul 2011 22:13:56 7,886 posts
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    Is it the sequel to Army of Darkness?
  • Spanky 14 Jul 2011 22:18:13 14,610 posts
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    Fuck the lot of you cunts, come next year you'll all be saying how you were lifelong fans, fuckin assburger eating motherfuckers, eat shit.

    Plubs

  • Toonster 14 Jul 2011 22:23:44 6,845 posts
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    It's from the director of Finding Nemo and Wall-E, so there's still faith to be had

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  • Cappy 14 Jul 2011 22:40:54 12,117 posts
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    This is hitting my childhood nostalgia reflex, Marvel drew heavily on this particular work I recall a few backup strips whose name escapes me featuring a man from Earth thrust into a strange pulp fantasy Martian World.

    For works which were initially so derivative they actually stood up quite well, I remember one enemy in particular could have been the inspiration for Kuato in Total Recall, I'd be better off not digging the comics out of storage though, cold reality destroys warm nostalgia every time.
  • Spanky 14 Jul 2011 22:45:31 14,610 posts
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    Could you be recalling John Carter Warlord of Mars comics that marvel published? You people make me sick!

    Plubs

  • Cappy 14 Jul 2011 22:59:16 12,117 posts
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    Not sure, there were a lot them, wasn't there also a Killraven Warrior of Mars?

    My childhood knowledge of Mars amounted to:

    1) Lots of Conan-esque warriors seemed to be wandering around the place.
    2) The native population were pointy eared and divided along lines of skin colour, Humans were classified as pink skins, there was a simple test to determine if natives were evil, if they were male they were almost certainly evil.
    3) The criteria for not being evil was being a sexy Martian girl and wearing an unfeasibly small battle bikini, I guess having lower gravity helps tiny strips of cloth um.. take the strain.
  • Spanky 14 Jul 2011 23:02:09 14,610 posts
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    Yeah killraven is similarish ;) dejah thoris, i recommend a image search there, is meant to be naked save for a few jewels, so's john carter for that matter.

    Plubs

  • Cappy 14 Jul 2011 23:09:56 12,117 posts
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    I just did an image search for Dejah Thoris.

    It might be worth digging out those old comics after all...
  • iokthemonkey 1 Dec 2011 12:14:44 4,664 posts
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    New trailer and interview - http://that-figures.blogspot.com/2011/12/video-view-john-carter-of-mars-trailer.html

    http://that-figures.blogspot.com/

  • Madder-Max 1 Dec 2011 12:19:42 11,688 posts
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    Looks like 'Avastar Wars'

    Edited by Madder-Max at 12:19:52 01-12-2011

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  • Scurrminator 1 Dec 2011 12:24:54 8,466 posts
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    the music they used is fucking AWFUL!

    You dare to strike Scurrcules!?

  • S.J.Rogers 1 Dec 2011 12:46:20 3,557 posts
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    Madder-Max wrote:
    Looks like 'Avastar Wars'
    Hay, thats what i was thinking..!
  • Madder-Max 1 Dec 2011 12:50:49 11,688 posts
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    :cool:
    S.J.Rogers wrote:
    Madder-Max wrote:
    Looks like 'Avastar Wars'
    Hay, thats what i was thinking..!

    99 problems and being ginger is one

  • iokthemonkey 1 Dec 2011 13:47:49 4,664 posts
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    Scurrminator wrote:
    the music they used is fucking AWFUL!
    Wasn't it that P Diddy ''cover'' of Kashmir?

    http://that-figures.blogspot.com/

  • iokthemonkey 1 Dec 2011 13:49:19 4,664 posts
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    Yeah, the earlier trailer looked much cooler. More epic, IMO.

    http://that-figures.blogspot.com/

  • localnotail 1 Dec 2011 13:56:49 23,093 posts
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    Oh gods. In the name of the Ninth Ray, that looks horrible. Just horrible. Fucking Disney bastards.

    I always thought Dejah Thoris was a stuck up cow. With a squeaky voice (in-joke).

    Thuvia was where it's at. She was hardcore.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • iokthemonkey 1 Dec 2011 16:44:19 4,664 posts
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    Haha. Yup. I thought the tone of the first trailer was much better. I guess the Civil War thing confused people.

    http://that-figures.blogspot.com/

  • RobAnybody 5 Mar 2012 12:01:15 945 posts
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    Official 10 minute clip from the film:

    http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=4HaE5Zs8dAY

    (Breaking Bad fans will recognise Bryan Cranston playing the part of the colonel).
  • nickthegun 5 Mar 2012 12:12:17 61,308 posts
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    I know its on mars, low gravity, yadda yadda but my mind just cant reconcile him leaping around like a monkey on speed.

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  • Deleted user 5 March 2012 12:13:30
    It got slaughtered on the bbc Review Show over the weekend:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01d26hp/The_Review_Show_02_03_2012/

    2mins or so in.
  • Tonka 5 Mar 2012 12:15:37 21,352 posts
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    The problem as I see it.

    When they call the film John Carter they make me think that it's a film for those who know he is

    I don't know who the fuck John carter is

    So I don't give a flying fuck


    IF it had been called
    Awesome Mars Adventure on the other hand. I'd have seen it.

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • nickthegun 5 Mar 2012 12:20:10 61,308 posts
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    Ironlungs76 wrote:
    It got slaughtered on the bbc Review Show over the weekend:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01d26hp/The_Review_Show_02_03_2012/

    2mins or so in.
    Shame. Its a good book and directed by someone who seems quite talented, so you would wonder how it could end up so bad.

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  • nickthegun 5 Mar 2012 12:22:45 61,308 posts
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    Although that is the review show, so i'll take that with a giant pinch of salt.

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  • oceanmotion 5 Mar 2012 12:33:28 16,126 posts
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    What a tease. I guess Aliens.
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