More bollocks from the Sun on the 3DS

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  • chrisduffer 6 Apr 2011 16:00:55 51 posts
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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3511602/Sun-tests-sickly-Nintendo-3DS.html

    After playing Street Fighter and Pro Evolution Soccer Lee Price, 22, had an increased heart rate and blood pressure.
    Imagine that, videogames being exciting enough for you body to react.
  • CosmicFuzz 6 Apr 2011 16:06:12 25,635 posts
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    After playing Splinter Cell 3D, I was clinically dead.

    Come listen to us discuss the Playstation Experience in Episode 11 of Open Source. zoolophage writes in!

  • PhoenixFlames 6 Apr 2011 16:07:30 9,230 posts
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    My eye hurts.

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • X201 6 Apr 2011 16:08:50 15,745 posts
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    Use a condom next time
  • StarchildHypocrethes 6 Apr 2011 16:08:50 26,615 posts
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    Oooh, that reminds me (this is no doubt OLD) there were quotes from Eurogamer posts in the Metro today, regarding the DS and making peoples eyes wonky.
  • neilka 6 Apr 2011 16:09:53 16,531 posts
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    The third dimension stole my job and ran off with my wife.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • PhoenixFlames 6 Apr 2011 16:12:22 9,230 posts
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    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    Oooh, that reminds me (this is no doubt OLD) there were quotes from Eurogamer posts in the Metro today, regarding the DS and making peoples eyes wonky.

    Oooh, I have a copy of that in my bag. Will have a look on the way home...

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • DaM 6 Apr 2011 16:17:11 13,531 posts
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    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    Oooh, that reminds me (this is no doubt OLD) there were quotes from Eurogamer posts in the Metro today, regarding the DS and making peoples eyes wonky.

    Oooh, I have a copy of that in my bag. Will have a look on the way home...

    "Some users reported that their eyes went all FHUTA after playing on the 3DS".
  • PhoenixFlames 6 Apr 2011 16:18:43 9,230 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    Oooh, that reminds me (this is no doubt OLD) there were quotes from Eurogamer posts in the Metro today, regarding the DS and making peoples eyes wonky.

    Oooh, I have a copy of that in my bag. Will have a look on the way home...

    "Some users reported that their eyes went all FHUTA after playing on the 3DS".

    :D "Some forumites said they could see a front page while others exclaimed "There's a front page!!?""

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • kinky_mong 6 Apr 2011 16:19:01 10,867 posts
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    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    Oooh, that reminds me (this is no doubt OLD) there were quotes from Eurogamer posts in the Metro today, regarding the DS and making peoples eyes wonky.

    Oooh, I have a copy of that in my bag. Will have a look on the way home...

    Cheaper than toilet paper is it?

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • President_Weasel 6 Apr 2011 16:20:22 9,663 posts
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    Some Sun commenter wrote:
    I think Lee's pulse rising with the mildest of exertion is nothing to do with the 3DS more that it appears he likes pies

    Heh.
  • CosmicFuzz 6 Apr 2011 16:20:32 25,635 posts
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    neilka wrote:

    The third dimension stole my job and ran off with my wife.

    I think I saw that on Jeremy Kyle.

    Come listen to us discuss the Playstation Experience in Episode 11 of Open Source. zoolophage writes in!

  • PhoenixFlames 6 Apr 2011 16:21:22 9,230 posts
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    kinky_mong wrote:
    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    Oooh, that reminds me (this is no doubt OLD) there were quotes from Eurogamer posts in the Metro today, regarding the DS and making peoples eyes wonky.

    Oooh, I have a copy of that in my bag. Will have a look on the way home...

    Cheaper than toilet paper is it?

    Short train journey in the morning...saving it for the way home...and then to wipe my arse on when I get home, naturally :D

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • Futaba 6 Apr 2011 16:21:42 3,540 posts
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    Playing it in a car would never be a good idea unless your body has strong resistance to motion sickness. It took me a couple of years as a kid to be able to read or play the gameboy in a moving car without feeling sick, but the symtoms eventually stopped. I tried playing the original DS in a car not long after it came out and I got motion sickness again (I'm guessing it's because it's two screens instead of one). I'd imagine trying the 3DS would be even worse.

    And do people actually regularly play them while walking down the street??

    As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a ninja.

  • Deleted user 6 April 2011 16:23:24
    Itís deeply irresponsible journalism to focus on this non-heart rate issue, when the issue of it making you go blind, mad and possibly paedophilic is so serious.
  • andytheadequate 6 Apr 2011 16:24:35 8,361 posts
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    Futaba wrote:

    And do people actually regularly play them while walking down the street??


    No. Natural selection takes care of idiots that do!
  • el_pollo_diablo 6 Apr 2011 16:26:39 2,148 posts
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    paedophilic?

    But the new Pokemon game is on the old DS.
  • Deleted user 6 April 2011 16:37:05
    The Sun also took a Jonathan Ross tweet about having a headache from excessive 3DS usage spectacularly out of context.
  • roz123 6 Apr 2011 16:37:33 7,113 posts
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    The cross eyed pic is hilarious
  • PhoenixFlames 6 Apr 2011 16:38:25 9,230 posts
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    el_pollo_diablo wrote:
    paedophilic?

    But the new Pokemon game is on the old DS.

    Street Pass or as it's known in paedo circles "Street Rape"

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • Ignatius_Cheese Moderator 6 Apr 2011 16:44:38 10,861 posts
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    On the other side of this, two experts from the American Optometrist Association say 3DS is harmless and can be good for kids.

    Doubt this will end up in the tabloids somehow...
  • pinebear 6 Apr 2011 16:58:26 8,565 posts
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    Mark Hacker wrote:
    If you or a family member EVER gets ... Nintendo 3DS ... my advice would be to just ignore it.

    /phones Sun

  • chrisduffer 6 Apr 2011 17:42:32 51 posts
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    woo and now one of those NMA animations about it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ColQqZ58uNY
  • THFourteen 6 Apr 2011 18:45:00 34,471 posts
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  • jonsaan 6 Apr 2011 19:53:15 25,440 posts
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    If you look at a 3DS backwards in a mirror you get a mesage from the devil.

    FCUTA!

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 6 Apr 2011 19:57:50 39,770 posts
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    Don't buy The Sun.

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  • INSOMANiAC 6 Apr 2011 20:48:48 3,842 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    After playing Splinter Cell 3D, I was clinically dead.

    All of us who played Splinter Cell 3d died a little bit inside

    Steam - iN5OMANiAC
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