I started an affair with a semi-autistic 15 year-old girl.
In my defense, she looked 16. And she was very mature for her age.
She was a supergenius.
Kind of like that girl from Firefly/Serenity.
We met on a diving boat surrounded by sharks. We fell in love and ran away together.
Even in the dream, I realised what a paedo I was, so I eventually left her 'because it was wrong'.
(This almost sounds noble, until I mention I had sex with her.)
She tried to convince me to stay. She argued that, in Japan, the age of consent is 12. :/
We had sex in the dream. She possessed a normal vulva, but when we started the awful deed, her vagina turned into the tip of a penis. I saw nothing wrong with this at the time, so I 'pushed on', so to speak, until I had spread apart and penetrated her urethra with my filthy appendage.
Basically, imagine 'touching cocks' getting out of hand. By which I mean, one of the cocks penetrates the other cock.
Despite these twisted horrors, it was actually quite a beautiful thing. The relationship, that is, not the sexual abominations I just described.
She was an incredible human being. Despite our age difference, I was but a child in her presence. She dwarfed me in intellect, wisdom & maturity, and I considered myself lucky to be loved by her.
The dream can't have lasted very long, but it felt like several weeks at least.
I woke up and spent the rest of the day wistfully remembering my imaginary relationship with an underage girl with a mental condition. I still remember it fondly. I have issues.