Jim'll Fix It - what would you ask for?

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  • Angel_Treats 22 Sep 2009 08:03:33 11,070 posts
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    During another insomnia-filled night last night, for some reason I remembered one of my old workmates. Jim fixed it for him to dance with his favourite band on stage. I can't remember the band's name, and no he's not gay - just very weird.

    Anyway I started wondering what I'd ask Jim to fix for me. Obviously it can't be something like world peace, the power of flight or a mansion in the Cotswolds with an indoor swimming pool.

    Reckon I'd ask for a day with the Stig learning to drive a Bugatti Veyron (or something similarly ridiculous) very fast round the Top Gear track.

    What would you ask for?

    Here's one where they ask for a whole box of Cadbury's Animals with only elephant-shaped biccies. Bless.
  • Grunk 22 Sep 2009 08:07:08 4,717 posts
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    I'd like to eat my packed lunch on a rollercoaster.
  • Deleted user 22 September 2009 08:20:06
    I'd probably still ask to drive a train.
  • bigshot316 22 Sep 2009 08:22:47 24,924 posts
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    I'd ask to smell Kelly Brooks' hair.

    smoggo wrote:

    I can't help the sexual feelings I have for my Cat. I know it's wrong but when she runs her dry furry tongue up my shaft, all my troubles melt away.

  • jonsaan 22 Sep 2009 09:52:30 25,807 posts
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    Jewelry, jewelry, jangle jangle. You see, yousee, Now then, now then.

    I have a lettah hheyere etc.etc.

    FCUTA!

  • the_dudefather 22 Sep 2009 10:09:59 9,586 posts
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    arranging a shenmue style forklift race around a bunch of warehouses

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • thegamesthething 22 Sep 2009 10:12:07 1,079 posts
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    25 billion. Jim could just hand over the cheque, I'd take care of things after that.
  • pinkds 22 Sep 2009 10:32:36 1,603 posts
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    Endless money
  • Trane 22 Sep 2009 10:38:32 4,060 posts
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    I'd ask him to drown John Barrowman.

    In custard.
  • deem 22 Sep 2009 10:39:19 31,641 posts
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    I wrote 3 times.

    1. To punch through a sheet of glass with the Incredible Hulk.

    2. To ride on the back of Poncherellos bike.

    3. For my dad to serve Canon & Ball an Ice cream.
  • consignia 22 Sep 2009 10:40:46 1,435 posts
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    Trane wrote:
    I'd ask him to drown John Barrowman.

    In custard.

    Love custard?
  • mrpon 22 Sep 2009 10:42:14 30,261 posts
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    Nut.

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • pinkds 22 Sep 2009 10:48:09 1,603 posts
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    Did they bring Jim'll fix it back? Who would be the best host if they did (which they inevitably will)?
  • bigshot316 22 Sep 2009 10:50:30 24,924 posts
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    Wow other peoples demands are a lot higher.
    Maybe I should rethink smelling Kellys hair...

    smoggo wrote:

    I can't help the sexual feelings I have for my Cat. I know it's wrong but when she runs her dry furry tongue up my shaft, all my troubles melt away.

  • Dirtbox 22 Sep 2009 10:51:15 80,885 posts
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    I think they put a cap on elderly paedophiles touching children on primetime TV.

    I wonder if Jim will fix that for me.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • pistol 22 Sep 2009 10:51:40 13,018 posts
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    pinkds wrote:
    Did they bring Jim'll fix it back? Who would be the best host if they did (which they inevitably will)?

    Jonathan King?

    /get's coat
  • mrpon 22 Sep 2009 10:54:15 30,261 posts
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    I thought I heard a rumour about Alan Carr doing it?

    Coo-eee!!

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • bigshot316 22 Sep 2009 10:55:39 24,924 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    I think they put a cap on elderly paedophiles touching children on primetime TV.

    I wonder if Jim will fix that for me.

    :-D

    smoggo wrote:

    I can't help the sexual feelings I have for my Cat. I know it's wrong but when she runs her dry furry tongue up my shaft, all my troubles melt away.

  • billythekid 22 Sep 2009 10:57:13 11,651 posts
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    deem wrote:
    2. To ride on the back of Poncherellos bike.

    That is an awesome request!

    I think I wanted to meet Metal Mickey or something, can't quite remember.
  • Deleted user 22 September 2009 12:55:52
    I'd stick with my original request of being the 5th Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

    Failing that, I ask for him to set up Ingen therefore getting the wheels in motion for an actual Jurassic Park Scenario.

    If that is unreasonable, then I'd just ask to get one free face punch at Eamonn Holmes.
  • sickpuppysoftware 22 Sep 2009 13:02:56 1,379 posts
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    bigshot316 wrote:
    Wow other peoples demands are a lot higher.
    Maybe I should rethink smelling Kellys hair...
    You didn't say which hair

    You cannot stop me with paramecium alone!

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