Jim'll Fix It - what would you ask for?

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  • Angel_Treats 22 Sep 2009 08:03:33 11,072 posts
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    During another insomnia-filled night last night, for some reason I remembered one of my old workmates. Jim fixed it for him to dance with his favourite band on stage. I can't remember the band's name, and no he's not gay - just very weird.

    Anyway I started wondering what I'd ask Jim to fix for me. Obviously it can't be something like world peace, the power of flight or a mansion in the Cotswolds with an indoor swimming pool.

    Reckon I'd ask for a day with the Stig learning to drive a Bugatti Veyron (or something similarly ridiculous) very fast round the Top Gear track.

    What would you ask for?

    Here's one where they ask for a whole box of Cadbury's Animals with only elephant-shaped biccies. Bless.

  • Grunk 22 Sep 2009 08:07:08 4,718 posts
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    I'd like to eat my packed lunch on a rollercoaster.
  • Deleted user 22 September 2009 08:20:06
    I'd probably still ask to drive a train.
  • bigshot316 22 Sep 2009 08:22:47 23,403 posts
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    I'd ask to smell Kelly Brooks' hair.
  • jonsaan 22 Sep 2009 09:52:30 25,256 posts
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    Jewelry, jewelry, jangle jangle. You see, yousee, Now then, now then.

    I have a lettah hheyere etc.etc.

    FCUTA!

  • the_dudefather 22 Sep 2009 10:09:59 8,987 posts
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    arranging a shenmue style forklift race around a bunch of warehouses

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • thegamesthething 22 Sep 2009 10:12:07 1,079 posts
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    25 billion. Jim could just hand over the cheque, I'd take care of things after that.
  • pinkds 22 Sep 2009 10:32:36 1,604 posts
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    Endless money
  • LeoliansBro 22 Sep 2009 10:34:13 41,903 posts
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    A giant Catan board.

    Or eternal youth.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Trane 22 Sep 2009 10:38:32 4,050 posts
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    I'd ask him to drown John Barrowman.

    In custard.
  • deem 22 Sep 2009 10:39:19 31,641 posts
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    I wrote 3 times.

    1. To punch through a sheet of glass with the Incredible Hulk.

    2. To ride on the back of Poncherellos bike.

    3. For my dad to serve Canon & Ball an Ice cream.
  • consignia 22 Sep 2009 10:40:46 1,433 posts
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    Trane wrote:
    I'd ask him to drown John Barrowman.

    In custard.

    Love custard?
  • mrpon 22 Sep 2009 10:42:14 27,664 posts
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    Nut.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • pinkds 22 Sep 2009 10:48:09 1,604 posts
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    Did they bring Jim'll fix it back? Who would be the best host if they did (which they inevitably will)?
  • bigshot316 22 Sep 2009 10:50:30 23,403 posts
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    Wow other peoples demands are a lot higher.
    Maybe I should rethink smelling Kellys hair...
  • Dirtbox 22 Sep 2009 10:51:15 76,371 posts
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    I think they put a cap on elderly paedophiles touching children on primetime TV.

    I wonder if Jim will fix that for me.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • pistol 22 Sep 2009 10:51:40 13,019 posts
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    pinkds wrote:
    Did they bring Jim'll fix it back? Who would be the best host if they did (which they inevitably will)?

    Jonathan King?

    /get's coat
  • mrpon 22 Sep 2009 10:54:15 27,664 posts
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    I thought I heard a rumour about Alan Carr doing it?

    Coo-eee!!

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • bigshot316 22 Sep 2009 10:55:39 23,403 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    I think they put a cap on elderly paedophiles touching children on primetime TV.

    I wonder if Jim will fix that for me.

    :-D
  • billythekid 22 Sep 2009 10:57:13 10,815 posts
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    deem wrote:
    2. To ride on the back of Poncherellos bike.

    That is an awesome request!

    I think I wanted to meet Metal Mickey or something, can't quite remember.
  • cptjohnnycasino 22 Sep 2009 12:55:52 515 posts
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    I'd stick with my original request of being the 5th Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

    Failing that, I ask for him to set up Ingen therefore getting the wheels in motion for an actual Jurassic Park Scenario.

    If that is unreasonable, then I'd just ask to get one free face punch at Eamonn Holmes.
  • sickpuppysoftware 22 Sep 2009 13:02:56 1,288 posts
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    bigshot316 wrote:
    Wow other peoples demands are a lot higher.
    Maybe I should rethink smelling Kellys hair...
    You didn't say which hair

    You cannot stop me with paramecium alone!

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