The 'I hate my job' thread

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  • Lukus 11 Jun 2009 16:12:08 19,475 posts
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    That is all. Join me. Share the misery.

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  • RedboX 11 Jun 2009 16:13:04 2,430 posts
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    yeah, me too, unfortunatly I've had 5 jobs in my life now and I've hated all of them.

    its the bits between work that make life worth living
  • muttler 11 Jun 2009 16:13:12 4,287 posts
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    It's not the job so much as my fucking cunting co-workers >8(
  • Deleted user 11 June 2009 16:13:21
    I hate your job too.
  • smoothpete 11 Jun 2009 16:14:16 31,826 posts
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    I don't trust people who love their jobs.
  • Lukus 11 Jun 2009 16:14:38 19,475 posts
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    FluffyTucker wrote:
    I love my job :D

    Then you're in the wrong thread.

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  • pjmaybe 11 Jun 2009 16:15:44 70,676 posts
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    I have a love/hate relationship with my job.

  • reddevil93 11 Jun 2009 16:16:45 12,071 posts
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    I'm on holidays for the next 3 months. Joblol

  • smoothpete 11 Jun 2009 16:24:07 31,826 posts
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    Fuck it. Just got an email to say we're moving desks. I have a nice little corner on the ground floor where no one overlooks my screen and I have a view of the coffee bar and duck pond. Now I'll be on the 2nd floor. Nightmare!

    /realises this is a very small problem
  • HarryPalmer 11 Jun 2009 16:29:04 3,585 posts
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    I hate my job, the pointlessness, the sitting down all day, the staring at a monitor, the fact that people here actually enjoy it! And the cunt who sits opposite me constantly moaning and crying that someone stole her fucking stapler/pens/hole punch/ruler/scarf - stupid bitch.

    I've just stolen her calculator,hole punch and staple, and replaced them with post it notes with calculator, hole punch, staplers drawn on, that is what I've been reduced to.

    And I've been here nearly 4 fucking years.
  • jerrymanu 11 Jun 2009 16:34:37 3,119 posts
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    HarryPalmer wrote:
    I've just stolen her calculator,hole punch and staple, and replaced them with post it notes with calculator, hole punch, staplers drawn on, that is what I've been reduced to.

    :D Almost as good as putting her stapler in jelly :D

    /works for himself so if he doesn't like his job he's a twat.
  • bigshot316 11 Jun 2009 16:35:58 24,520 posts
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    The word hate does not even mildly BEGIN to explain just how much I fucking loathe, despise, abhor, detest and other such negative word, my job.

    My job is a giant cunt.

    smoggo wrote:
    At weekends when my wife is away I like to wear her stockings and put Stickle bricks up my bottom whilst listening to Ke$ha songs.

  • Deleted user 11 June 2009 16:36:50
    so bigshot works in obgyn then.
  • mcmonkeyplc 11 Jun 2009 16:37:28 39,569 posts
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    I hate my job too!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • ronuds 11 Jun 2009 16:37:48 21,788 posts
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    I don't think I'd hate my job so much if I didn't have to be here all the effing time. If I could come and go as I please, that'd be nice.

    Otherwise, the job itself isn't so bad. Management and such of course make it worse than it has to be.
  • Salaman 11 Jun 2009 16:40:51 19,605 posts
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    I used to love my job. Then things got stupid with the crisis and they've sapped all the joy from it.
  • Buenos_Estente 11 Jun 2009 16:46:23 268 posts
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    My job sucks.... repetitive dull tasks and welded to a desk with a moaning cow in the room who takes issue with everything, does less work than me and gets paid fuckloads more and is still so full of herself she is convinced she is worth more... Hate is a strong word but so very apt.

    its nice to rant - lets all rant

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  • Deleted user 11 June 2009 16:53:19
    I hate my job. But I just got offered a new one in September, it is only for a very short time and it is helping new students get acquainted with the University's computing facilities and IT department. As well as getting them registered and signed up.

    God help us all.
  • redlander 11 Jun 2009 17:00:18 1,039 posts
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    I'd love a blow job right now
  • muttler 11 Jun 2009 17:07:37 4,287 posts
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    HarryPalmer wrote:
    I hate my job, the pointlessness, the sitting down all day, the staring at a monitor, the fact that people here actually enjoy it!
    This. Fucking this.
  • magicpanda 11 Jun 2009 17:08:26 13,480 posts
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    Would you love a blow job from a fat man covered in bees?
  • Ged42 11 Jun 2009 20:37:12 7,807 posts
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    /Wishes he had a job to hate :(
  • Deleted user 11 June 2009 20:48:48
    I'm just a lazy bastard so will always hate work sometimes mon-fri feels like my life is just passing me by...............wasting away
  • Fizzog 11 Jun 2009 20:51:04 4,108 posts
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    I don't have a job :(
  • Khanivor 11 Jun 2009 20:51:46 41,262 posts
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    I hate my job too.

    /goes off to pour another beer

    /F5
  • Deleted user 11 June 2009 20:52:45
    Those kayaks don't sell themselves you know
  • Fatiguez 11 Jun 2009 20:52:49 8,762 posts
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    Don't you sell yachts or catamarans or something

    show me your tits u bitch from ubisoft

  • Fatiguez 11 Jun 2009 20:53:01 8,762 posts
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    dammit gremmi

    show me your tits u bitch from ubisoft

  • faux-C 11 Jun 2009 20:54:51 9,640 posts
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    I'm ambivalent about my job
  • Khanivor 11 Jun 2009 20:54:57 41,262 posts
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    We also make beer.

    Terrible job.
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