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  • CosmicFuzz 15 Feb 2014 17:38:18 28,264 posts
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    A mate of mine tried the veet on your balls thing. Worked like a charm, apparently. Although it does say something like 'not to be used on balls' on the packet.
  • Psychotext 15 Feb 2014 18:26:19 56,999 posts
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    The fuck.
  • graysonavich 15 Feb 2014 18:27:40 7,593 posts
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    "...a world record 56 times..."

    wtf?
  • Psychotext 15 Feb 2014 18:27:42 56,999 posts
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    riz23 wrote:
    Psychotext wrote:
    TVoJ wrote:
    Also waxing? Not when the pound shop sells veet yo.
    Veet on your balls sounds like a bad idea... which means someone here is bound to have tried it.
    An oldie but a damn goodie.
    Crikey. Definitely not trying it now.
  • THFourteen 15 Feb 2014 19:24:15 36,360 posts
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    Megapocalypse wrote:
    @THFourteen Used a Jamie Oliver one but added chickpeas that I like and adjusted spice amounts (used 4 green chillies instead of one and blended them as part of the paste instead of putting them in separately. I also used a slow cooker for a better result.
    Nice, I might sub in chicken though
  • RichDC 16 Feb 2014 08:19:40 5,920 posts
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    Yeah, I'd prefer chicken but she's veggie (though will eat fish).
  • Phil-McCrack 16 Feb 2014 08:56:15 3,988 posts
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    quadfather wrote:
    Well I'm glad I went out in the end. Met a really nice woman and we're going out again soon. Winner.
    You smooth fucker.
  • Deleted user 16 February 2014 09:20:46
    graysonavich wrote:
    "...a world record 56 times..."

    wtf?
    Exactly... and how the hell do you tell something like that with a corpse...
  • Salaman 16 Feb 2014 09:26:07 20,261 posts
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    Tissue counting?
  • Deleted user 16 February 2014 10:27:18
    56... what... physics... biology.... broken.
  • Deleted user 16 February 2014 10:27:33
    Salaman wrote:
    Tissue counting?
    Nah that's a totally unreliable method of testing. After 5/6 times you don't need any tissue. Alls that comes out is dust!
  • mrpon 16 Feb 2014 10:42:41 30,279 posts
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    Jerome Carpenter eh, he's was certainly an expert in.....wood

    /veal

    Edited by mrpon at 10:42:49 16-02-2014
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 16 Feb 2014 10:53:10 16,956 posts
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    I think the design of his hoodie might be lost on the intended audience.
  • prawnking1980 1 Feb 2015 18:15:50 6,531 posts
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    Just done my annual Inteflora order. This year a heart shaped box of roses (flowers not the sweets), with customised message on the ribbon.

    Card ordered from moonpig with photos of us both on the front and lyrics from "our" song printed inside.

    Worth a blowie I think
  • Deleted user 1 February 2015 18:19:25
    I'm spending Valentines getting total drunk as normal. And now not on my own either \0/

    Cider Festival + Karaoke . Sounds a ton better than some mushy romance!
  • prawnking1980 1 Feb 2015 18:21:53 6,531 posts
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    I am sure it will involve some nice lingerie as well, maybe for her this year.
  • RichDC 1 Feb 2015 19:43:26 5,920 posts
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    Fuck. My posts up there depress me. Things were so fucking good a year ago. I fucked up.
  • Psychotext 1 Feb 2015 20:18:02 56,999 posts
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    You sound like a catch.

    She sounds passive aggressive.
  • jonsaan 1 Feb 2015 20:22:57 25,813 posts
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    prawnking1980 wrote:
    Just done my annual Inteflora order. This year a heart shaped box of roses (flowers not the sweets), with customised message on the ribbon.

    Card ordered from moonpig with photos of us both on the front and lyrics from "our" song printed inside.

    Worth a blowie I think
    Sigh...go on then..
  • prawnking1980 1 Feb 2015 20:29:45 6,531 posts
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    You gonna deep throat this year?
  • RichDC 1 Feb 2015 20:52:38 5,920 posts
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    jablonski wrote:
    RichDC wrote:
    Fuck. My posts up there depress me. Things were so fucking good a year ago. I fucked up.
    sorry to hear that mate
    I wouldn't feel too bad for me; I was an arse. And I'm a much better person now because of our break up and some serious self reflection etc. Still, I miss what I had.
  • TheMayorOfJugs 1 Feb 2015 21:27:31 5,638 posts
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    RichDC wrote:
    Fuck. My posts up there depress me. Things were so fucking good a year ago. I fucked up.
    +1
  • PES_Fanboy 1 Feb 2015 21:30:14 22,891 posts
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    prawnking1980 wrote:
    Card ordered from moonpig with photos of us both on the front and lyrics from "our" song printed inside.
    Okay, this one's ready for his vagina
  • prawnking1980 1 Feb 2015 21:35:06 6,531 posts
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    Piss off, being romantic. Had a vagina for years.
  • PES_Fanboy 1 Feb 2015 21:47:21 22,891 posts
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    It genuinely sounds awful
  • prawnking1980 1 Feb 2015 21:48:56 6,531 posts
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    She likes that stuff, it means I am paying attention. Better than a bog standard one from Clinton's hopefully.

    If it is as bad as it sounds it will go in the bin.
  • vijay_UK 1 Feb 2015 21:50:43 3,007 posts
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    If the missus wants flowers,  I might ask for GTAV in return.
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