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  • RobTheBuilder 10 Nov 2012 13:54:21 6,521 posts
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    @Psychotext Brilliant.
  • Psychotext 10 Nov 2012 14:01:17 53,933 posts
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    Bah, new page... let me fix that with a link directly to the presentation.

  • Moot_Point 10 Nov 2012 16:11:40 3,982 posts
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    @Psychotext The Daily Paedophile?

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  • Syrette 10 Nov 2012 16:25:21 43,292 posts
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    Just went on their site - http://www.dailymail.co.uk

    Yes, 'Krazy for the Kardashians: Thousands of fans stampede London shopping centre to catch a glimpse of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney' is apparently the biggest story of the day.

  • Syrette 10 Nov 2012 16:27:56 43,292 posts
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    Actually that's extra sad - both the fact that the Fail are running a story about it whatsoever, but also the fact that thousands of people descended upon a shopping centre to catch a glimpse of these women...

    Who are they? What are they actually famous for? What have they achieved?

  • heyyo 10 Nov 2012 16:30:01 14,373 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    Who are they? What are they actually famous for? What have they achieved?
    Kurves
  • nickthegun 10 Nov 2012 16:38:15 59,428 posts
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    Its a weird, self perpetuating thing. At least 50% of the people they always push on the front page ive only heard of because they are on the sidebar so much.

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  • Lotos8ter 10 Nov 2012 16:42:35 2,355 posts
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    @Psychotext that was superb - thanks for posting.

    Fiat Lux

  • quadfather 10 Nov 2012 16:47:14 11,978 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Precisely why the Daily Fail is irredeemable shit
    Brilliant

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  • mal 10 Nov 2012 21:02:02 22,448 posts
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    More of a how than a why, but still scarily interesting.

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • WoodenSpoon 11 Nov 2012 17:10:47 12,285 posts
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    Liz is back!

    Worth it for the video where she describes her move to the countryside as being about "forging a relationship with a horse, rather than a man".
  • Rusty_M 11 Nov 2012 17:32:16 4,648 posts
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    For those who don't want to read the article, it basically says "I was really unpleasant to people, constantly annoying them in their free time, slamming them in articles, and generally showing everyone how much better I am. I just don't understand why they weren't nice to me in the pub or why they didn't buy me flowers."

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • jellyhead 11 Nov 2012 17:59:02 24,350 posts
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    It was worth giving the Fail a click just to see the video. My word, she's in a little bubble of her own. As Rusty says the gist of it is that she gossiped about people in her column and then got upset when they weren't overjoyed to be bitched about to the middle class in the Fail.

    Wow, she's got some set of balls and delusions there. She could be a Republican. Also if she's so into fashion and style as a good little fashionista would be why are her boobs threatening to explode out of her blouse?

    Is that fashion? I thought it was just the desperate attempt of a lonely woman to get some (more) attention.

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  • Psychotext 11 Nov 2012 18:00:39 53,933 posts
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    She can fuck off and die for all I care.
  • mrpon 26 Nov 2012 16:09:58 28,746 posts
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    Can't help but chuckle at the URL:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238590/Sick-US-woman-died-Hungary-airline-booted-New-York-flights-fat-fly.html

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • Deckard1 26 Nov 2012 16:17:51 27,692 posts
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    Looks like someone inflated kuato with an air hose. Fat cunt.

    Hush you ponce

  • spamdangled 26 Nov 2012 16:21:35 27,276 posts
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    I love how she brags about how well off she is.

    I sold my Georgian townhouse at the top of the market – I had seven bankers all outbidding each other – and bought a rambling Victorian farmhouse with outbuildings and 50 acres.

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  • fletch7100 26 Nov 2012 16:37:49 7,208 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Can't help but chuckle at the URL:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238590/Sick-US-woman-died-Hungary-airline-booted-New-York-flights-fat-fly.html
    Love the quote

    'They tried to fit her into the back of the plane, but they didn’t have an extension to secure her,' he said.

    Sounds like Either they were putting her in the cargo hold or a roof rack
  • RedSparrows 26 Nov 2012 16:48:26 22,266 posts
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    I loved the conclusion to that guy's talk: 'hmm, what could I say?.... Fuck you!'

    Too right. Cunting paper for cunts.
  • LeoliansBro 26 Nov 2012 16:48:55 43,790 posts
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    darkmorgado wrote:
    I love how she brags about how well off she is.

    I sold my Georgian townhouse at the top of the market – I had seven bankers all outbidding each other – and bought a rambling Victorian farmhouse with outbuildings and 50 acres.
    So she bought a rambling Victorian farmhouse etc etc at the top of the market too.

    Helllooooooooo negative equity. Bitchcunttrollqueen.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • RedSparrows 26 Nov 2012 16:51:15 22,266 posts
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    Wait, Liz Jones sleeps with horses?
  • skuzzbag 26 Nov 2012 16:51:28 5,638 posts
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  • spamdangled 26 Nov 2012 16:53:26 27,276 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    darkmorgado wrote:
    I love how she brags about how well off she is.

    I sold my Georgian townhouse at the top of the market – I had seven bankers all outbidding each other – and bought a rambling Victorian farmhouse with outbuildings and 50 acres.
    So she bought a rambling Victorian farmhouse etc etc at the top of the market too.

    Helllooooooooo negative equity. Bitchcunttrollqueen.
    Even richer is that she then says

    But the problem was that everyone assumed I had money and decided they wanted to take it from me as swiftly as possible.
    Narcissism, thy name is Liz.

    EDIT: Fucking hell, it gets worse:

    if you tell the waiter you are vegetarian, you are stared at, incredulously, as if you are black.
    Hilariously juxtaposed against
    Yes, racism is rampant in the deep countryside.

    Then I discovered everything in the countryside is more expensive: you have to drive miles to even find a shop.
    Rural countryside in being rural shocker! More on News at Ten.

    And not one even bothered to acknowledge my existence, let alone exclaim how lovely my garden was.
    glol

    I didn’t increase my popularity by being unable to pass a party of men and often children with guns, shooting rabbits and deer, without getting out of my BMW and saying: ‘Do you really have nothing better to do with your Saturday morning?’ The look of shock on their faces that I had the cheek to challenge them was priceless. I would stop, too, and shout at huntsmen on horses, galloping on tarmaced roads, one hand on the reins, the other clamping a mobile phone to their heads. ‘You will ruin your horses’ tendons!’ I would wail.
    And then:

    The biggest shock of all was when my postbox was fired at with a rifle, and eggs spattered on my car and the windows of my house. At first, I couldn’t believe people could be so violent
    Juxtaposed against


    And the shooting! I had thought it was bad enough living in Hackney, which I did for 11 years
    Edited by darkmorgado at 17:11:46 26-11-2012

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  • RedSparrows 26 Nov 2012 16:57:03 22,266 posts
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    Many people manage to live in cities, and in the country, at varying points of their lives. I've done it.

    Perhaps the common factor in her life's woes are... herself?
  • Syrette 29 Nov 2012 03:17:53 43,292 posts
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    Liz Jones is at it again. This time she's ranting about a hairstyle.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2240133/Why-Kate-trying-look-old-time-Liz-Jones-gives-verdict.html

  • ecureuil 5 Dec 2012 19:06:38 76,708 posts
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    Gay hero? Surely there's only one man to herald football's watershed moment... step forward Joey Barton

    I think it's supposed to be humorous.
  • spamdangled 5 Dec 2012 19:20:53 27,276 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    Gay hero? Surely there's only one man to herald football's watershed moment... step forward Joey Barton

    I think it's supposed to be humorous.
    Hang on, is that a subtle outing article?

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  • nickthegun 5 Dec 2012 19:24:53 59,428 posts
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    No. He champions gay rights because his Uncle is gay and has taken a lot of flack for it.

    As per usual, Martin Samuel is a fucking idiot.

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  • spamdangled 5 Dec 2012 19:27:09 27,276 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    No. He champions gay rights because his Uncle is gay and has taken a lot of flack for it.

    As per usual, Martin Samuel is a fucking idiot.
    Ah I see.

    Re: the whole "won't just one gay footballer come out?" Thing, it seems like he has overlooked that swedish bloke.

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  • sport 17 Dec 2012 14:06:57 12,689 posts
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    Guys, if you can avoid heading out today, please do. Stay safe and God bless!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2249204/D-day-drivers-thats-extra-dangerous-thanks-hangovers-bad-weather-Christmas-shopping.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
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