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  • JBlokeUK 4 Feb 2011 08:22:08 2,308 posts
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    Ooooo Ooooooo Oooooooo yes please! I will PM you my bank details immediately!

    I like it when he's angry.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 16 Feb 2011 16:48:19 38,904 posts
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    I absolutely laughed out loud at this. Brilliant:



    Subject: "Final Notification"
    From: BBC ONE NATIONAL LOTTERY (info@bbc.co.uk)
    To: Undisclosed recipients

    Contact (Mrs. Winifred Peterson) with your Payment processing form for
    payment of £1,263,584.00 POUNDS which your email won in THE BBC ONE
    NATIONAL LOTTERY.
    PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM:
    (1) FULL NAME:
    (2) FULL ADDRESS:
    (3) NATIONALITY:
    (4) AGE:
    (5) OCCUPATION:
    (6) TELEPHONE NUMBER:
    (7) SEX:
    (8) COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE:

    Sincerely,
    Mrs. Myleene Klass
    Lottery Presenter General.

    BBC One Lotto.
    Emphasis mine of course :-D

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  • localnotail 16 Feb 2011 16:51:40 23,093 posts
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    ha, awesome :D

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • LionheartDJH 16 Feb 2011 19:24:21 19,495 posts
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    Come on DDevil you could have at least filled in number 7 ('yes please', natch) and sent it in response!

    She dives for cheese pasties

  • skuzzbag 21 Feb 2011 12:05:12 5,653 posts
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    This just doesn't make sense at all.

    ----
    News Channel 15 showed me everything i needed to know about the money oppertunities that are out there, in just 3-4 hours a day, i get like 50+$ a hour!! ->

    _________________________________________________________________
    Date: February 18th, Friday 2011
    Subject: re connected almost solely with the dusty nature of the job,me turn in upon his own bed, advising me to take a little rest,
    A few dozen police officers stood between supporters of Republican Gov. Scott Walker on the muddy east lawn of the Capitol and the much larger group of pro-labor demonstrators who surrounded them. The protest was peaceful as both sides exchanged chants of "Pass the bill! Pass the bill!" and "Kill the bill! Kill the bill!"

    "Go home!" union supporters yelled at Scott Lemke, a 46-year-old machine parts salesman from Cedarburg who wore a hard hat and carried a sign that read "If you don't like it, quit" on one side, and "If you don't like that, try you're fired" on the other.

    "She is dying. It will not be long now. It will be much difference,
  • HiddenAway 21 Feb 2011 16:05:05 14,930 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    I absolutely laughed out loud at this. Brilliant:



    Subject: "Final Notification"
    From: BBC ONE NATIONAL LOTTERY (info@bbc.co.uk)
    To: Undisclosed recipients

    Contact (Mrs. Winifred Peterson) with your Payment processing form for
    payment of £1,263,584.00 POUNDS which your email won in THE BBC ONE
    NATIONAL LOTTERY.
    PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM:
    (1) FULL NAME:
    (2) FULL ADDRESS:
    (3) NATIONALITY:
    (4) AGE:
    (5) OCCUPATION:
    (6) TELEPHONE NUMBER:
    (7) SEX:
    (8) COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE:

    Sincerely,
    Mrs. Myleene Klass
    Lottery Presenter General.

    BBC One Lotto.
    Emphasis mine of course :-D


    Damn, I just got the same one :D

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  • El_MUERkO 21 Feb 2011 22:22:46 17,082 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    I absolutely laughed out loud at this. Brilliant:



    Subject: "Final Notification"
    From: BBC ONE NATIONAL LOTTERY (info@bbc.co.uk)
    To: Undisclosed recipients

    Contact (Mrs. Winifred Peterson) with your Payment processing form for
    payment of £1,263,584.00 POUNDS which your email won in THE BBC ONE
    NATIONAL LOTTERY.
    PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM:
    (1) FULL NAME:
    (2) FULL ADDRESS:
    (3) NATIONALITY:
    (4) AGE:
    (5) OCCUPATION:
    (6) TELEPHONE NUMBER:
    (7) SEX:
    (8) COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE:

    Sincerely,
    Mrs. Myleene Klass
    Lottery Presenter General.

    BBC One Lotto.
    Emphasis mine of course :-D



    i just got this :D
  • JBlokeUK 21 Feb 2011 23:28:22 2,308 posts
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    Thanks Tele2/MS!

    -----------------------------------
    We are pleased to inform you about the release of the long awaited results of Sweepstakes promotion organized by Tele2.nl/Microsoft, in conjunction with the
    foundation for the promotion of software products, (F.P.S.) held this month of January,2011 in The Netherlands where your email address emerged as one of the online
    Winning emails in the 3rd category and therefore attracted a cash award of Ђ550,000.00 (Five Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euros) and a Dell laptop.


    To begin your claim, do file for the release of your winning fund by contacting our Foreign Transfer Manager/Funds Supervisor:

    Adolf Van Dijk(Mr),
    Email:adolfvandijk@aol.com
    Fax: +31-847-339-655.

    INFORMATION NEEDED FROM YOU TO SEND YOUR LAPTOP AND TO ISSUE YOUR CHEQUE ON YOUR FULL NAME AND CONTACT ADDRESS!!

    YOUR FULL NAME:
    OCCUPATION:
    AGE:
    SEX:
    ADDRESS:
    POST CODE:
    CITY:
    STATE:
    COUNTRY:
    MOBILE-TELEPHONE:
    FAX NUMBER:
    WINNER EMAIL ADDRESS:
    REFERENCE NUMBER

    I like it when he's angry.

  • Mr-Brett 22 Feb 2011 08:55:19 12,840 posts
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    I've never heard of the "Royal House of Treasury", it sounds important though!

    Unfortunately their maths is a little off, since $7.5m is actually closer to £4.5m rather than £4m. It's disappointing, I was just about to send them my details too.

    49, Featherstone Street,
    LONDON, EC 1Y 8SY
    UNITED KINGDOM
    Telephone: + 44 203 286 1573
    Fax: 44 207 901 6603

    Attn: Beneficiary,

    We the entire members of the Royal House of Treasury, on behalf of the
    Government of Great Britain,under the auspices of the Her Royal Majesty
    Queen Elizabeth of England II held a meeting this week concerning payment,
    both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds which were
    not released to the right benefactors Her Royal Majesty, has just informed
    this office (Royal House of Treasury) that All the listed contractors and
    Inheritance funds benefactors which their CONTRACT PAYMENT SUM AND
    INHERITANCE FUNDS were not paid to should be released to them with effect.

    We discovered that your payment listed to us Seven million five hundred
    thousand dollars US$7.5M) approximately Four million Great Britain Pounds
    (GBP 4M), you are advised to respond with effect so that we will process
    your payment to be made in any form you wish to receive your funds.

    Kindly respond to this office so that your payment will be process and
    transferred under 72hours of receiving this email, you can contact us on
    this telephone number + 44 203 286 1573 for a voice confirmation.

    On going through files yesterday, we discovered that your file was dumped
    untreated, so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of your payment
    and please stop communicating with any office now and attention to the
    appointed office below for you to receive your payment accordingly.

    Now your new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632
    Password No : 339331 ,Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit
    Payment No : 103 , Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Telex confirmation
    No: 1114433 ;Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment
    number, therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your
    payment with the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
    immediately within 72hours You are directed to reconfirm your full
    detailed information, as stated:

    FULL NAME, HOME ADDRESS, PROFESSION and MARITAL STATUS,
    AGE, HOME PHONE NUMBER and CELL PHONE NUMBER as well as time to call you
    on the phone.

    And please kindly respond back to this email: haroldduff88@mail.com

    Best Regards,
    Duff Harold
    For Royal House of Treasury

    Level 37 Social Justice Warrior

  • Deckard1 22 Feb 2011 09:00:14 28,766 posts
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    Sounds legit, and its a lot of money to not at least try to get it off them. They even gave you your secret code number, which is really hard to get a hold of. Plus I don't think the queens going to be involved if this is a scam do you?
  • Mr-Brett 22 Feb 2011 09:09:40 12,840 posts
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    Good point, what the hell was I thinking! now you guys all know the secret code too!

    Level 37 Social Justice Warrior

  • Deleted user 22 February 2011 09:12:59
    I like how an email from the UK Government says 'cell phone'.
  • LionheartDJH 22 Feb 2011 16:27:26 19,495 posts
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    Tax Refund Notification

    Date 22/02/2011

    Last annual calculation of your fiscal activity, we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of 970.10 GBP. Please submit a verified tax refund request and allow us 4-5 days in order to process it.
    Click the "Refund Me Now" link below and follow the on screen step in order to have us process your request.

    Refund Me Now

    Note : You will need to provide a valid bank account in which the funds will be payed to.
    Important Notice: A refund can be delayed for some reasons, for example submitting invalid records or applying after deadline.

    Best Regards,
    HM Revenue & Customs

    Yeah can't wait to get refunded for all that tax that I overpaid on all that money I never earned...

    She dives for cheese pasties

  • Deckard1 22 Feb 2011 16:31:44 28,766 posts
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    S.J.Rogers wrote:
    Hello EG…

    You all know me and I am sure most of you have laughed at my amusing storeys over the years.

    Well today I have something serious to talk about…

    As you know I have a company down here in Poole manufacturing PCBs (Printed Circuit Boards).

    We have now developed something revolutionary and hopefully something that will improve people’s lives that suffer from Diabetic Retinopathy.

    This is the loss of eyesight cause by Diabetes and it affects millions of people the world over.

    Its very early days but the clinical trials are performing even better than we had hoped and sometimes it even seems to reverse the damage done and restore lost sight.

    This is the brand new and never done before...!!!

    Take a look at the website below and please get in contact if you have any interest.

    http://www.keepsight.co.uk/

    Thanks:

    S.J.Rogers.
  • andijames 22 Feb 2011 16:53:48 2,821 posts
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    glol :D

    Timing at it's best i've just been reading that thread then wandered in here!

    vivir el momento

  • thelzdking 2 Mar 2011 19:31:46 4,378 posts
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    Sale!

    1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
    2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
    4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.

    Everyone is welcome, but not US citizens.

    ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.

    Prices upon reqeust:

    Our email: DANIEL_MARSHALL@VFC.COM

    PHONE 0093 (0) 20 2100451
    FAX 0093 (0) 70 0105910

    Afghanistan
  • LionheartDJH 2 Mar 2011 23:09:32 19,495 posts
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    Haha :D

    Anyway I just received this little number:

    Dear customer.

    Thank you for the order,
    your credit card will be charged for 182 dollars.
    Information about the order and delivery details is in attached file.

    Best regards, ticket service.

    The e-mail wasn't even directly sent to me, was addressed to a g-mail account with a similar but not exactly the same name as me (I don't even have a g-mail account) so not even sure how I've ended up with it. There were two attachments, which I'm guessing are viruses/trojans, but still, weird.

    She dives for cheese pasties

  • Psychotext 3 Mar 2011 02:42:25 54,522 posts
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    My status improves day by day:

    Good evening How are you my dear particle accelerator!

    Yeah that's right, my spam gets it.

    /accelerates some particles
  • JBlokeUK 4 Mar 2011 05:23:48 2,308 posts
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    Anyone looking for a job?

    ----------------------------------------------------

    Good afternoon!

    Let me introduce myself as an HR manager of the leading trade company. Our company has been working in different fields, such as:
    - real estate,
    - companies setting-up and winding-up,
    - bank accounts opening and maintenance,
    - logistics,
    - private undertaking services, etc.

    I would like to inform you that we are making a regional managers' team in Australia and New Zealand now.
    We are planning to hire new responsible, active staff for half-time work with flexible busy hours.
    For the first time we can offer the salary of 2.300 USD plus bonuses for a great cooperation.

    If our job proposition is interesting for you inform us the required information:
    - Full name
    - Country
    - City
    - E-mail
    - Mobile phone-number

    Attention one more time! We are looking for the people who live or have the right to work in Australia and New Zealand!

    Be ready to send us the personal information in order we will be able to call you back.
    Our e-mail: Brendan@union-hire.com

    Sincerely, Brendan

    I like it when he's angry.

  • JBlokeUK 4 Mar 2011 06:28:45 2,308 posts
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    How about a 'blue-booster'?

    ----------------------------------------------------------

    Discover how simple it is to hump your girl after you took the blue-booster!
    We have the best prices on male goods online and we'll ship it to any point worldwide!

    I like it when he's angry.

  • sirtacos 4 Mar 2011 06:31:44 7,339 posts
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    Fucking ipad001 is spamming the entire fucking site. Someone please stop the fucker. BATMAN
  • JBlokeUK 8 Mar 2011 02:08:47 2,308 posts
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    The second line, is legendary.

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    It is what a man needs to fight the most delicate problem.
    Your power and strength of your rod will shock her!
    Make your bodypart as strong as your spirit is!

    I like it when he's angry.

  • Psychotext 21 Mar 2011 19:15:32 54,522 posts
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    This is especially cruel...

    SCAMMED VICTIM COMPENSATION PAYMENT

    After proper investigations and research at Western Union Money Transfer and Money Gram office to know if you have truly sent money to fraudsters in Nigeria through Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram, your name was found in Western Union Money Transfer database amongst those that have sent money through Western Union Money Transfer to Nigeria and this proves you right that you have truly been swindled by those unscrupulous persons by sending money to them through Western Union Money Transfer in the course of getting one fund or the other that is not real, right now we are working hand in hand with Western Union to track every fraudsters down, do not respond to their e-mails, letters and phone calls any longer they are scammers and you should be very careful to avoid being a victim to fraudsters any longer because they have nothing to offer you but to rip-off what you have worked hard to earn.

    In this regard a meeting was held between the Board of Directors of The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and as a consequence of our investigations it was agreed that the sum of foruty thousand US Dollars ($40,000) us dollar should be transferred to you out of the funds that Federal Government of Nigeria has set aside as a compensation to everyone who have by one way or the other sent money to fraudsters in Nigeria.
  • ronuds 21 Mar 2011 19:19:07 21,788 posts
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    "foruty thousand" - kinda gives it away as a scam.
  • Megapocalypse 21 Mar 2011 19:21:24 5,483 posts
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    Yep. Was totally convinced until that point. ;)
  • Psychotext 21 Mar 2011 19:22:40 54,522 posts
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    Yeah, but you need to remember that it's aimed specifically at the people who have already fallen for scams. =/

    Here's the thought process: "That spelling mistake looks a bit suspicious, but they are Nigerian after all. English is probably quite hard for them. I'm so angry about being scammed, I'd really like some compensation..."
  • Mr-Brett 23 Mar 2011 09:37:46 12,840 posts
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    Has anyone else noticed that we now have spam groups? There's a couple in the recent group activity.

    Level 37 Social Justice Warrior

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 23 Mar 2011 09:59:26 38,904 posts
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    Yeah spam groups have been popping up since groups were introduced. Sadly although user mods can GI the spammer the groups they create need deleting by a member of staff.

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