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  • Trafford 11 Feb 2013 09:23:31 5,739 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Good luck with that.
    It's all about context
    The Do you do drugs? question can be answered yes/no/socially. I commented that Have you taken drugs? would be a better question.

    I'm not desperately seeking anyone to be honest. I'm doing it because I can, It's a marker to see if anything comes up.

    @Sport, hang in there mate, I take it you're trying the single parents?
  • Deckard1 11 Feb 2013 09:55:54 27,703 posts
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    Nah just kidding. Woman love gamers. Even more so if they take drugs.

    And at least you're going to get really good at wanking.

    Hush you ponce

  • Trafford 11 Feb 2013 10:06:18 5,739 posts
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    Is possible to be bad at wanking?
    Tell me Deckard ,as you come across as a wanker.
  • Deleted user 11 February 2013 10:09:51
    Have you taken drugs?

    Yes = 95% won't read another word and move on. It's akin to walking up to a pretty woman in a bar and announcing 'I USED TO DO DRUGS'.

    One to save for a casual conversation a couple of months in.
  • Deckard1 11 Feb 2013 10:11:28 27,703 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    Is possible to be bad at wanking?
    Tell me Deckard ,as you come across as a wanker.
    I'd definitely say I've improved my technique over time. Put your hips into it.

    Hush you ponce

  • sport 11 Feb 2013 10:20:27 12,694 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Trafford wrote:
    Is possible to be bad at wanking?
    Tell me Deckard ,as you come across as a wanker.
    I'd definitely say I've improved my technique over time. Put your hips into it.
    How many hands do you use?
  • Trafford 11 Feb 2013 10:21:50 5,739 posts
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    @Aargh, yes the 95% can move on, with their shit tastes and photos holding a glass of wine.

    I have enough about me to get away with comments about drugs and games.
  • Deckard1 11 Feb 2013 10:23:46 27,703 posts
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    Alright calm down Fonz, we were only trying to help.

    Hush you ponce

  • Trafford 11 Feb 2013 10:26:37 5,739 posts
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    Heh, thanks, I'm tee-total you see.

    Thanks for the tip about the hips also.
  • Lukus 11 Feb 2013 10:28:30 19,050 posts
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    On Ok Cupid there's a question which is essentially 'Do you take it up the bum?'. True story.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • Deleted user 11 February 2013 10:32:12
    Trafford wrote:
    @Aargh, yes the 95% can move on, with their shit tastes and photos holding a glass of wine.

    I have enough about me to get away with comments about drugs and games.
    Good luck with not attracting the crazies.
  • Trafford 11 Feb 2013 10:33:51 5,739 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    On Ok Cupid there's a question which is essentially 'Do you take it up the bum?'. True story.
    Yes/No/Socially?
  • Lukus 11 Feb 2013 10:37:58 19,050 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    On Ok Cupid there's a question which is essentially 'Do you take it up the bum?'. True story.
    Yes/No/Socially/Exclusively?

    Paintings & Photographs

  • Zomoniac 12 Feb 2013 21:55:03 7,826 posts
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    My "you should message me if" bit on my OKC profile has "you can write in English and don't use text speak" or something similar.

    Just got this message...
  • ibenam 12 Feb 2013 22:18:51 1,391 posts
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    @Zomoniac Got to be trolling you...I hope.
  • sport 12 Feb 2013 22:44:24 12,694 posts
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    She wants your cook, Zom!
  • Stickman 12 Feb 2013 22:50:59 29,664 posts
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    Reply and tell her you want to kick her cunt. Say you meant lick when she asks. It'll be a real ice breaker. Bitches love a gsoh.

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • ibenam 12 Feb 2013 22:51:31 1,391 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    My "you should message me if" bit on my OKC profile has "you can write in English and don't use text speak" or something similar.

    Just got this message...
    Fucking hell mate Save the Whales indeed!
  • Dolly 12 Feb 2013 23:46:50 3,221 posts
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    First date (in my 32 years) with a complete stranger is now set for Friday!
    Fingers crossed that it's not a 55 year old man!
  • Deleted user 12 February 2013 23:47:38
    Zomoniac wrote:
    My "you should message me if" bit on my OKC profile has "you can write in English and don't use text speak" or something similar.

    Just got this message...
    What Zomoniac isn't telling you is that's the first message he's received for months.
  • Salaman 13 Feb 2013 00:05:46 18,959 posts
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    Sent out three messages yesterday, got one "no thanks not interested but good luck" reply (generated by the site when you press the not interested button). Boo.

    Also got one "hey I'm interested" message from someone else though. Yaay!

    Another exciting day in the world of online dating.
  • Salaman 13 Feb 2013 00:05:49 18,959 posts
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    .

    Edited by Salaman at 10:16:49 13-02-2013
  • Fozzie_bear 13 Feb 2013 00:09:11 15,500 posts
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    ibenam wrote:
    Zomoniac wrote:
    My "you should message me if" bit on my OKC profile has "you can write in English and don't use text speak" or something similar.

    Just got this message...
    Fucking hell mate Save the Whales indeed!
    If you take her out for dinner, for God's sake don't order anything with spinach in it.

    Support the Mowgli Dirty Protest!

  • Zomoniac 13 Feb 2013 00:38:59 7,826 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Zomoniac wrote:
    My "you should message me if" bit on my OKC profile has "you can write in English and don't use text speak" or something similar.

    Just got this message...
    What Zomoniac isn't telling you is that's the first message he's received for months.
    Had a few unprompted messages lately actually, far more than normal. Unfortunately they all seem to be from the small minority of girls that would never receive a message from a guy. The bulk of ones I send are unreplied to. Ah well.

    Been out a few times with a girl I met on PoF. She has the same name as me, all the same interests, and lives in the next building. Until he met her my flatmate thought I'd finally completely lost it and developed a split personality and started messaging myself. All seems to be going well, but something's missing. We get on great, I can't really find anything wrong with her, but I'm just not feeling that exciting spark at all, and I can't work out why.
  • Zomoniac 13 Feb 2013 00:41:28 7,826 posts
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    @sport @stickman bravo :)

    Not even replied yet. Probaby won't. Very tempted to reply with something heavily sarcastic and possibly cruel, but I'm a bit drunk and may feel bad about it tomorrow.
  • Deleted user 13 February 2013 02:29:20
    Zomoniac wrote:
    Been out a few times with a girl I met on PoF. She has the same name as me, all the same interests, and lives in the next building. Until he met her my flatmate thought I'd finally completely lost it and developed a split personality and started messaging myself. All seems to be going well, but something's missing. We get on great, I can't really find anything wrong with her, but I'm just not feeling that exciting spark at all, and I can't work out why.
    It's a mirror.

    You're standing in front of a mirror.
  • sport 13 Feb 2013 08:57:14 12,694 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Zomoniac wrote:
    Been out a few times with a girl I met on PoF. She has the same name as me, all the same interests, and lives in the next building. Until he met her my flatmate thought I'd finally completely lost it and developed a split personality and started messaging myself. All seems to be going well, but something's missing. We get on great, I can't really find anything wrong with her, but I'm just not feeling that exciting spark at all, and I can't work out why.
    It's a mirror.

    You're standing in front of a mirror.
    As this is Zom, it could actually be a real possibility.
  • Deckard1 13 Feb 2013 09:09:55 27,703 posts
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    Especially if he's wearing the lady skin vest he made himself.

    Hush you ponce

  • kinky_mong 13 Feb 2013 12:24:38 10,137 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:

    Been out a few times with a girl I met on PoF. She has the same name as me, all the same interests, and lives in the next building.
    I really hope your real name is Dave for the comedy.

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

  • cubbymoore 13 Feb 2013 13:38:39 36,485 posts
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    sport wrote:
    meme wrote:
    Zomoniac wrote:
    Been out a few times with a girl I met on PoF. She has the same name as me, all the same interests, and lives in the next building. Until he met her my flatmate thought I'd finally completely lost it and developed a split personality and started messaging myself. All seems to be going well, but something's missing. We get on great, I can't really find anything wrong with her, but I'm just not feeling that exciting spark at all, and I can't work out why.
    It's a mirror.

    You're standing in front of a mirror.
    As this is Zom, it could actually be a real possibility.
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