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  • Trafford 11 Feb 2013 09:23:31 4,004 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Good luck with that.
    It's all about context
    The Do you do drugs? question can be answered yes/no/socially. I commented that Have you taken drugs? would be a better question.

    I'm not desperately seeking anyone to be honest. I'm doing it because I can, It's a marker to see if anything comes up.

    @Sport, hang in there mate, I take it you're trying the single parents?
  • Deckard1 11 Feb 2013 09:55:54 18,098 posts
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    Nah just kidding. Woman love gamers. Even more so if they take drugs.

    And at least you're going to get really good at wanking.
  • Trafford 11 Feb 2013 10:06:18 4,004 posts
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    Is possible to be bad at wanking?
    Tell me Deckard ,as you come across as a wanker.
  • Aargh. 11 Feb 2013 10:09:51 11,178 posts
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    Have you taken drugs?

    Yes = 95% won't read another word and move on. It's akin to walking up to a pretty woman in a bar and announcing 'I USED TO DO DRUGS'.

    One to save for a casual conversation a couple of months in.

    After chasing sunsets one of life's simple joy is playing with the boys

  • Deckard1 11 Feb 2013 10:11:28 18,098 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    Is possible to be bad at wanking?
    Tell me Deckard ,as you come across as a wanker.
    I'd definitely say I've improved my technique over time. Put your hips into it.
  • sport 11 Feb 2013 10:20:27 10,903 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Trafford wrote:
    Is possible to be bad at wanking?
    Tell me Deckard ,as you come across as a wanker.
    I'd definitely say I've improved my technique over time. Put your hips into it.
    How many hands do you use?
  • Trafford 11 Feb 2013 10:21:50 4,004 posts
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    @Aargh, yes the 95% can move on, with their shit tastes and photos holding a glass of wine.

    I have enough about me to get away with comments about drugs and games.
  • Deckard1 11 Feb 2013 10:23:46 18,098 posts
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    Alright calm down Fonz, we were only trying to help.
  • Trafford 11 Feb 2013 10:26:37 4,004 posts
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    Heh, thanks, I'm tee-total you see.

    Thanks for the tip about the hips also.
  • Lukus 11 Feb 2013 10:28:30 18,710 posts
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    On Ok Cupid there's a question which is essentially 'Do you take it up the bum?'. True story.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • Aargh. 11 Feb 2013 10:32:12 11,178 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    @Aargh, yes the 95% can move on, with their shit tastes and photos holding a glass of wine.

    I have enough about me to get away with comments about drugs and games.
    Good luck with not attracting the crazies.

    After chasing sunsets one of life's simple joy is playing with the boys

  • Trafford 11 Feb 2013 10:33:51 4,004 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    On Ok Cupid there's a question which is essentially 'Do you take it up the bum?'. True story.
    Yes/No/Socially?
  • Lukus 11 Feb 2013 10:37:58 18,710 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    On Ok Cupid there's a question which is essentially 'Do you take it up the bum?'. True story.
    Yes/No/Socially/Exclusively?

    Paintings & Photographs

  • Zomoniac 12 Feb 2013 21:55:03 6,218 posts
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    My "you should message me if" bit on my OKC profile has "you can write in English and don't use text speak" or something similar.

    Just got this message...
  • ibenam 12 Feb 2013 22:18:51 840 posts
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    @Zomoniac Got to be trolling you...I hope.
  • sport 12 Feb 2013 22:44:24 10,903 posts
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    She wants your cook, Zom!
  • Stickman 12 Feb 2013 22:50:59 28,495 posts
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    Reply and tell her you want to kick her cunt. Say you meant lick when she asks. It'll be a real ice breaker. Bitches love a gsoh.

    Quoted

  • ibenam 12 Feb 2013 22:51:31 840 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    My "you should message me if" bit on my OKC profile has "you can write in English and don't use text speak" or something similar.

    Just got this message...
    Fucking hell mate Save the Whales indeed!
  • Dolly 12 Feb 2013 23:46:50 3,067 posts
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    First date (in my 32 years) with a complete stranger is now set for Friday!
    Fingers crossed that it's not a 55 year old man!
  • meme 12 Feb 2013 23:47:38 15,459 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    My "you should message me if" bit on my OKC profile has "you can write in English and don't use text speak" or something similar.

    Just got this message...
    What Zomoniac isn't telling you is that's the first message he's received for months.

    GHOSTBUSTERS

  • Salaman 13 Feb 2013 00:05:46 16,591 posts
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    Sent out three messages yesterday, got one "no thanks not interested but good luck" reply (generated by the site when you press the not interested button). Boo.

    Also got one "hey I'm interested" message from someone else though. Yaay!

    Another exciting day in the world of online dating.
  • Salaman 13 Feb 2013 00:05:49 16,591 posts
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    .

    Edited by Salaman at 10:16:49 13-02-2013
  • Fozzie_bear 13 Feb 2013 00:09:11 15,167 posts
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    ibenam wrote:
    Zomoniac wrote:
    My "you should message me if" bit on my OKC profile has "you can write in English and don't use text speak" or something similar.

    Just got this message...
    Fucking hell mate Save the Whales indeed!
    If you take her out for dinner, for God's sake don't order anything with spinach in it.

    Support the Mowgli Dirty Protest!

  • Zomoniac 13 Feb 2013 00:38:59 6,218 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Zomoniac wrote:
    My "you should message me if" bit on my OKC profile has "you can write in English and don't use text speak" or something similar.

    Just got this message...
    What Zomoniac isn't telling you is that's the first message he's received for months.
    Had a few unprompted messages lately actually, far more than normal. Unfortunately they all seem to be from the small minority of girls that would never receive a message from a guy. The bulk of ones I send are unreplied to. Ah well.

    Been out a few times with a girl I met on PoF. She has the same name as me, all the same interests, and lives in the next building. Until he met her my flatmate thought I'd finally completely lost it and developed a split personality and started messaging myself. All seems to be going well, but something's missing. We get on great, I can't really find anything wrong with her, but I'm just not feeling that exciting spark at all, and I can't work out why.
  • Zomoniac 13 Feb 2013 00:41:28 6,218 posts
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    @sport @stickman bravo :)

    Not even replied yet. Probaby won't. Very tempted to reply with something heavily sarcastic and possibly cruel, but I'm a bit drunk and may feel bad about it tomorrow.
  • meme 13 Feb 2013 02:29:20 15,459 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    Been out a few times with a girl I met on PoF. She has the same name as me, all the same interests, and lives in the next building. Until he met her my flatmate thought I'd finally completely lost it and developed a split personality and started messaging myself. All seems to be going well, but something's missing. We get on great, I can't really find anything wrong with her, but I'm just not feeling that exciting spark at all, and I can't work out why.
    It's a mirror.

    You're standing in front of a mirror.

    GHOSTBUSTERS

  • sport 13 Feb 2013 08:57:14 10,903 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Zomoniac wrote:
    Been out a few times with a girl I met on PoF. She has the same name as me, all the same interests, and lives in the next building. Until he met her my flatmate thought I'd finally completely lost it and developed a split personality and started messaging myself. All seems to be going well, but something's missing. We get on great, I can't really find anything wrong with her, but I'm just not feeling that exciting spark at all, and I can't work out why.
    It's a mirror.

    You're standing in front of a mirror.
    As this is Zom, it could actually be a real possibility.
  • Deckard1 13 Feb 2013 09:09:55 18,098 posts
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    Especially if he's wearing the lady skin vest he made himself.
  • kinky_mong 13 Feb 2013 12:24:38 7,976 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:

    Been out a few times with a girl I met on PoF. She has the same name as me, all the same interests, and lives in the next building.
    I really hope your real name is Dave for the comedy.
  • cubbymoore 13 Feb 2013 13:38:39 35,466 posts
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    sport wrote:
    meme wrote:
    Zomoniac wrote:
    Been out a few times with a girl I met on PoF. She has the same name as me, all the same interests, and lives in the next building. Until he met her my flatmate thought I'd finally completely lost it and developed a split personality and started messaging myself. All seems to be going well, but something's missing. We get on great, I can't really find anything wrong with her, but I'm just not feeling that exciting spark at all, and I can't work out why.
    It's a mirror.

    You're standing in front of a mirror.
    As this is Zom, it could actually be a real possibility.
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