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  • Stickman 2 Nov 2012 11:31:36 29,666 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    I tend to just wait until I mean it.

    /boring sensible answer
    How many times do you usually view a profile before you get there?

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  • sport 2 Nov 2012 11:45:46 12,694 posts
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    I gurn for the loving touch of a woman again. Tis been so long, I can scantily remember her soft embrace...
  • Deckard1 2 Nov 2012 11:48:36 27,732 posts
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    Its probably the gurning that puts them off to be honest mate. Try flowers instead.

    Hush you ponce

  • Stickman 2 Nov 2012 11:54:59 29,666 posts
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    Yeah, unless you're after jumping Esther Rantzen's bones, I should knock that on the head.

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  • mrpon 2 Nov 2012 11:59:34 28,765 posts
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    sport wrote:
    I gurn for the loving touch of a woman again. Tis been so long, I can scantily remember her soft embrace...
    HairyArse?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • sport 2 Nov 2012 12:05:24 12,694 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    sport wrote:
    I gurn for the loving touch of a woman again. Tis been so long, I can scantily remember her soft embrace...
    HairyArse?
    Alas, I shall never relive the swoleness of her arms as they wrapped around my bare, veeted chest...
  • Deleted user 2 November 2012 12:06:09
    Stickman wrote:
    Zomoniac wrote:
    I tend to just wait until I mean it.

    /boring sensible answer
    How many times do you usually view a profile before you get there?
    View the profile? Just their user name is enough.

    Viewing the profile is potential marriage material.
  • superflyninja 2 Nov 2012 13:17:07 462 posts
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    Here is a quick tip. dont and photos of your cock once you get a girls number.

    Put away those firey biscuits

  • SlimSpudly87 3 Nov 2012 18:47:59 72 posts
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    So hard to find a single lady gamer :(
  • RobTheBuilder 3 Nov 2012 18:59:48 6,521 posts
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    SlimSpudly87 wrote:
    So hard to find a single lady gamer :(
    Amateur mistake.
    All the lady gamers will be SWAMPED by male gamers.

    What you need is a lady who doesn't realise yet that she is a gamer, and then you can be the one to help her discover games.

    Replace gamer with lesbian if you are a gay female... ;)

    Edited by RobTheBuilder at 20:19:14 03-11-2012
  • AaronTurner 3 Nov 2012 19:07:23 7,684 posts
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    I didn't like having a girlfriend that's a gamer, it really wasn't great.
  • SlimSpudly87 3 Nov 2012 19:08:29 72 posts
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    RobTheBuilder wrote:
    SlimSpudly87 wrote:
    So hard to find a single lady gamer :(
    Amateur mistake.
    All the lady gamers will be SWAMPED by male gamers.

    What you need is a lady who doesn't realise yet that she is a gamer, and then you can be the one to help her discover games.

    Replace gamer with lesbian is you are a gay female... ;)

    Lol I'm not a women!

    But I shall take that advise on board!
  • AaronTurner 3 Nov 2012 19:11:20 7,684 posts
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    What
  • Syrette 3 Nov 2012 20:09:42 43,325 posts
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    superflyninja wrote:
    Here is a quick tip. dont and photos of your cock once you get a girls number.
    So that's where I've been going wrong.

    /takes notes

  • RobTheBuilder 3 Nov 2012 20:19:36 6,521 posts
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    @SlimSpudly87 I meant IF you are a lesbian, bloody typo.
  • DodgyPast 5 Nov 2012 07:56:38 8,449 posts
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    Going for an evening walk in the park as a second date. Assuming then on to a restaurant for some food afterwards.

    Wasn't sure how the first date went... Obviously better than I thought.
  • EMarkM 5 Nov 2012 08:09:16 3,173 posts
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    Again, amateur error. Meal THEN walk.

    You don't want to be shagging her brains out on a full stomach...
  • FWB 5 Nov 2012 08:17:22 44,268 posts
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    Dodgy... you move on quickly. :)

    Edited by FWB at 08:17:34 05-11-2012
  • dominalien 5 Nov 2012 09:02:04 6,848 posts
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    That's... unexpected. I thought you were an encyclopaedia. :-)

    PSN: DonOsito

  • dominalien 5 Nov 2012 09:06:20 6,848 posts
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    That's, um, disturbing. Let's not go there just yet.

    I like your profile pic. A genuine lol.

    PSN: DonOsito

  • mrpon 5 Nov 2012 10:00:36 28,765 posts
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    sport wrote:
    I gurn for the loving touch of a woman again. Tis been so long, I can scantily remember her soft embrace...
    Your prayers have been answered.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • sport 5 Nov 2012 10:10:14 12,694 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    sport wrote:
    I gurn for the loving touch of a woman again. Tis been so long, I can scantily remember her soft embrace...
    Your prayers have been answered.
    No HairyArse? :-(
  • Salaman 5 Nov 2012 10:17:19 18,959 posts
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    encarta420 wrote:
    i have always been bOTH
    Are you a stoner encyclopaedia then?
  • DodgyPast 5 Nov 2012 10:41:50 8,449 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    Dodgy... you move on quickly. :)
    I suppose so, about 6 weeks since the break up. Plan wasn't to get into anything too serious... Just have a few dates as something to do... It's a great way of practicing my Thai.

    Just seem to have met someone interesting earlier than I planned.
  • DodgyPast 6 Nov 2012 02:40:36 8,449 posts
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    Now got to agree that movies aren't generally the best first dates... They just work well when there's a language barrier.

    Wandered around the park, then sat next to a pond chatting away until well after dark, then found a nice cafe restaurant and had a leisurely meal.

    Fear of being friend zoned has been significantly reduced.
  • CosmicFuzz 6 Nov 2012 07:13:45 23,869 posts
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    encarta asl

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  • Deleted user 6 November 2012 07:22:34
    Form an orderly que guys.

    I've had no new girls view me on POF for a while, I suppose people recognise the thumbnail after a while. Over all been very discouraging.
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