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  • mikeck 31 Jan 2013 09:50:55 1,837 posts
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    skuzzbag wrote:

    The Electric in Birmingham does sofas, waiters, beer and text ordering.

    and cocktails.
    So they play the orange adverts telling people to switch their phones off but then advertise a text ordering system?

    If they offered this text service in London I'd stop going to the chain cinemas, there are far too many cunts who piss about with their phones during films as it is.
  • Scurrminator Moderator 31 Jan 2013 10:27:29 8,291 posts
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    I think my wife has booked out the electric for my 30th so I can see Die Hard on the big screen. To hear they serve beers is most welcomed!

    You dare to strike Scurrcules!?

  • Scurrminator Moderator 31 Jan 2013 10:28:09 8,291 posts
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    mikeck wrote:
    skuzzbag wrote:

    The Electric in Birmingham does sofas, waiters, beer and text ordering.

    and cocktails.
    So they play the orange adverts telling people to switch their phones off but then advertise a text ordering system?

    If they offered this text service in London I'd stop going to the chain cinemas, there are far too many cunts who piss about with their phones during films as it is.
    It's not a multiplex; people know what they're getting there before they go in. No plebs.

    You dare to strike Scurrcules!?

  • mikeck 31 Jan 2013 10:34:48 1,837 posts
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    @Scurrminator That makes a big difference then.

    I imagine if that was offered in cinemas like the Prince Charles here in London it wouldn't be a problem either.

    In fact there is an Electric Cinema in London too...but I don't think they are linked in any way :)
  • kickerconspiracy 31 Jan 2013 10:48:51 495 posts
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    I used to be 30.
  • Load_2.0 5 Feb 2013 08:12:35 18,201 posts
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    Girl 1 Did they give you those pills for swine flu?

    Girl 2 No they... Cough cough cough.


    FUCK YOU Typhoid Mary! Get off my tube.
  • S.J.Rogers 5 Feb 2013 08:38:14 3,557 posts
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    Wow... Time to avoid Load_2.0..!
  • smoothpete 15 Feb 2013 09:01:19 31,017 posts
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    "Do you know how many fucking people have gone to jail for fucking drug dealing because of me? Zero"

    Good to know, thanks.
  • Ultrasoundwave 15 Feb 2013 09:07:16 3,097 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    "Do you know how many fucking people have gone to jail for fucking drug dealing because of me? Zero"

    Good to know, thanks.
    I'm assuming that was you overhearing one of the many fine police officers in this country?

    "Look at banner Michael!"

  • billythekid 15 Feb 2013 09:11:04 10,808 posts
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    Ultrasoundwave wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    "Do you know how many fucking people have gone to jail for fucking drug dealing because of me? Zero"

    Good to know, thanks.
    I'm assuming that was you overhearing one of the many fine police officers in this country?
    Nah, it'll be a judge.
  • smoothpete 15 Feb 2013 09:25:30 31,017 posts
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    :)

    Nah just some rough looking guy talking to his mate as I walked past them on my road. I would have been interested to know the context.
  • Load_2.0 15 Feb 2013 10:43:11 18,201 posts
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  • Load_2.0 15 Feb 2013 10:43:26 18,201 posts
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    .
  • Alastair 15 Feb 2013 10:46:28 14,954 posts
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    You need to sober up a bit! ;)

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • fletch7100 15 Feb 2013 13:51:53 6,181 posts
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    Kid leaning against a metal frame outside Macdonalds talking on his phone. A pensioner goes up to him and says excuse me. Kid responds with what the fuck you want old man, piss off , don't you know I'm on the phone etc for 5 mins. Old man calmly says, that's very well but that frame still has wet paint and has messed up you designer jacket. Have a good day, and walks away smiling.
  • Load_2.0 15 Feb 2013 14:38:44 18,201 posts
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  • Dougs 15 Feb 2013 14:38:51 64,910 posts
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    \o/
  • ibenam 15 Feb 2013 18:52:05 1,278 posts
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    fletch7100 wrote:
    Kid leaning against a metal frame outside Macdonalds talking on his phone. A pensioner goes up to him and says excuse me. Kid responds with what the fuck you want old man, piss off , don't you know I'm on the phone etc for 5 mins. Old man calmly says, that's very well but that frame still has wet paint and has messed up you designer jacket. Have a good day, and walks away smiling.
    Pics or it didnt happen.
  • jonsaan 15 Feb 2013 19:34:56 25,253 posts
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    Does anyone know how to get paint off a puffer jacket?

    FCUTA!

  • L0cky 15 Feb 2013 21:46:11 1,442 posts
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    Special old man sauce.
  • PhoenixFlames 15 Feb 2013 22:47:28 8,782 posts
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    Anti theft paint?

    I drive an automatic 'cause I'm too cool to change gears.

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • PhoenixFlames 15 Feb 2013 22:47:29 8,782 posts
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    Anti theft paint?

    I drive an automatic 'cause I'm too cool to change gears.

    PSN - phoenix1flames

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