Oh yeah, and getting a 10:1 kill/death ratio in a Deathmatch game? Course I'm gonna be able to do that sunshine, course I am...|
Multiplayer (occasional unplayably laggy games aside) is the tits. Long range lascannon snipe is like winning the jackpot on a fruit machine, your screen lights up with a big line of orange skulls celebrating the kill/headshot/extreme range etc and your brain responds by pumping gallons of serotonin into your system.
And people who moan about meltagun defence campers need to get a grip - they've got it wrong, heavy bolter defence camping is where it's at baby! Settle down in a corner and get fly swatting, nothing, NOTHING will beat you in a one on one if you have the iron halo extra armour equipped. Thunder Hammer sir? I'd like to see you try. Lascannon? Don't let the worrying shrinkage on your health bar upset your aim. Storm bolter? Please.
Camping not active enough? Get jumping! Go get an exploding backpack and the extra damage on crashdown perk and ruin everyone's day. Be annoying - steal people's waypoints they've captured, but don't bother capturing them yourself, just scurry away and pester someone else. Rock up out of nowhere pissing plasma to knock off their armour (Halo much?) and then chainsawing them to shreds. Shortcut the hell out of levels as the poor groundbound lunks go the long way around. Laugh at their obvious inferiority, before casually bounding off the edge of the map to your doom. Again.
And tactical marines - ah, rapid deployment? You've a giant killer gun you say sir? Or can fly? Well, I spawn right in the action, twice as fast as you, and my bolter is the utter tits. In fact, it beats out the storm bolter, meltagun, minelaying vengeance launcher, sniping stalker pattern bolter, serrated combat knife and all the other myriad choices this class has to be probably the best weapon in the game. Plus I'm faster than you BITCH.
Sorry, love letter over.