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  • Physically_Insane 7 Jan 2014 16:15:56 8,872 posts
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    Beautiful.
  • OptimusPube 7 Jan 2014 16:20:29 3,034 posts
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    OptimusPube wrote:
    28 reasons why we don't want Scotland to go independent.
    Quoting for new page.

    You better watch out.
    You better beware.
    Albert said E=MC²

  • midnight_walker 7 Jan 2014 16:22:01 1,994 posts
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    The last gig I went to was a band playing my favourite album of theirs from start to finish. A relatively special event and I was like a kid waiting for Christmas in the run up to it, then I get there and it's just a sea of glowing fucking rectangles and it really sullied the experience for me. I didn't pay to watch them on the guy in front of me's 4" screen. I haven't been to another gig since for that reason alone. What happened to banning all recording devices at these things?

    Cunts.

    Edited by midnight_walker at 16:22:21 07-01-2014
  • OptimusPube 7 Jan 2014 16:54:43 3,034 posts
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    One live artist doing it right, good on you Glen Danzig.

    Stolen from the hatred thread.

    You better watch out.
    You better beware.
    Albert said E=MC²

  • Razz 7 Jan 2014 22:39:43 61,205 posts
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    Pornhub are doing an AMA on Reddit right now. :D It's hilarious!

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  • Carlo 7 Jan 2014 23:13:46 18,063 posts
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    @Razz that was actually pretty funny.

    PSN ID: Djini

  • Bremenacht 7 Jan 2014 23:52:55 18,301 posts
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    That is terribly funny. Top 3 porn search terms from Ireland:

    - gangbang
    - drunk
    - irish

    Haha! Go Ireland!
  • Bremenacht 8 Jan 2014 00:00:33 18,301 posts
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    Ooer. Top 8 Romanian porn search terms:

    romanian
    romania
    slave
    mom and son
    mom
    mom son
    spy
    young

    No wonder Nigel Farage wanted to keep them out.

    #2 From Finland is a bit weird:

    public invasion

    Err??

    More:
    http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search#
  • neilka 8 Jan 2014 00:01:42 15,962 posts
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    It's also introduced me to this: http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Bremenacht 8 Jan 2014 00:13:28 18,301 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Requires audio...

    I just played that, and both cats in the room sat up stared at me in horror.
  • spamdangled 8 Jan 2014 13:16:45 27,355 posts
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    3DS: 4055-2781-2855 Xbox: spamdangled PSN: dark_morgan Wii U: Spamdangle Steam: spamdangled

  • Youthist 8 Jan 2014 13:23:04 10,018 posts
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    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that

  • fletch7100 8 Jan 2014 13:26:01 7,320 posts
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    Ps2 game about ski jumping Doubles. Some naughty words in the commentary for those at work
  • localnotail 8 Jan 2014 13:50:36 23,093 posts
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    This guy is very angry and NSFW, LOTS AND LOTS OF SHOUTING AND SWEARING, but he's spot on. I wasn't sure where else to put it. Possibly this what happens to Russell Brand when he hulks up.
    Benefits Street: a transference of evil

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • BillMurray 8 Jan 2014 13:56:34 7,744 posts
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    fletch7100 wrote:
    Ps2 game about ski jumping Doubles. Some naughty words in the commentary for those at work
    I'm pretty sure these clips were made for a Japanese gambling website, or something along those lines.
  • sport 8 Jan 2014 13:59:23 12,738 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    This guy is very angry and NSFW, LOTS AND LOTS OF SHOUTING AND SWEARING, but he's spot on. I wasn't sure where else to put it. Possibly this what happens to Russell Brand when he hulks up.
    Benefits Street: a transference of evil
    I feel like smashing a banker after watching that. Where's LB?!?!?
  • Psychotext 8 Jan 2014 14:16:40 54,231 posts
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    :D

    Edit - If he calmed down a bit he might be able to put across his points in a better manner. He says some reasonable things.

    Edited by Psychotext at 14:19:37 08-01-2014
  • localnotail 8 Jan 2014 14:21:19 23,093 posts
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    He manages a slightly quieter summation from 7:15 :D

    Edited by localnotail at 14:23:12 08-01-2014

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • oceanmotion 8 Jan 2014 22:30:15 15,958 posts
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    Maybe old as the hills.
  • fletch7100 8 Jan 2014 22:39:47 7,320 posts
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    @BillMurray

    Found the ski jumping game on amazon, import from Japan

    Edited by fletch7100 at 22:41:23 08-01-2014
  • mal 9 Jan 2014 02:58:34 22,580 posts
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    Ever get the feeling Randall XKCD reads this thread?

    /waves!

    http://xkcd.com/1314/

    Edited by mal at 02:58:53 09-01-2014

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • Psychotext 9 Jan 2014 03:18:50 54,231 posts
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    Ha, I noticed that when I saw it this morning. I felt guilty for a second, but I still hate those people.
  • Mola_Ram 9 Jan 2014 04:40:56 7,410 posts
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    It applies to a lot of the stuff we get annoyed about, really, on here and in real life. If someone likes the wrong thing, likes it in the wrong way, it's enough to judge them on, regardless of whether it actually matters to us. Everyone is judgemental.

    Except for me. I'm talking about all you other judgemental pricks.
  • spamdangled 9 Jan 2014 05:39:08 27,355 posts
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  • Psychotext 9 Jan 2014 12:24:01 54,231 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    It applies to a lot of the stuff we get annoyed about, really, on here and in real life. If someone likes the wrong thing, likes it in the wrong way, it's enough to judge them on, regardless of whether it actually matters to us. Everyone is judgemental.
    I'd feel differently if most people were doing it because it genuinely made them happier or added to the moment... but in my experience (and I've asked), most people do it simply because "it's what you do". Especially people under 30.

    Should it ever be deemed uncool to act that way then I'd wager it'll mostly disappear overnight.
  • localnotail 9 Jan 2014 14:59:46 23,093 posts
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    I have so little memory of my 20s that I am desperate not to forget a lot of things that are happening now. So I take quite a lot of pictures.

    I asked my Mum if she would've liked to have taken as many as I do, especially of us when we were kids and she said "Of course, it was just too expensive". She used to take a quite a few, but had them developed on slides and only got the best ones printed. It was a lot more hit and miss with film photography.

    At gigs though, I don't bother. Especially with video. Just take one and then get back to actually experiencing what I came for.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • localnotail 9 Jan 2014 15:09:53 23,093 posts
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    More an internet nugget of brrr - winter is coming. Like the world's slowest tsunami.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Mr-Brett 9 Jan 2014 15:46:14 12,799 posts
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    Walk for your lives!

    That's an interesting phenomenon, anyone know what's causing it?

    Level 37 Social Justice Warrior

  • spamdangled 9 Jan 2014 17:00:18 27,355 posts
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    @Mr-Brett

    At a guess, I'd say the moisture in the air is freezing.

    3DS: 4055-2781-2855 Xbox: spamdangled PSN: dark_morgan Wii U: Spamdangle Steam: spamdangled

  • Syrok Designer, Tarsier Studios 9 Jan 2014 17:23:05 14,033 posts
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    That's from early last year isn't it? If I remember correctly it's caused by wind pushing the ice out off lake.

    Edit: Here is a news story from that time. Happened in Canada too apparently.

    Edited by Syrok at 17:27:38 09-01-2014
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